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1. Fruitless Gardening (and other misinterpreted staff correspondence) by meidia_ma

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   03 Jun 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Severus Snape/Original Female Character(s)
   • Severus Snape
   • Original Female Character(s)
   • Other Character Tags to Be Added
   • Epistolary
   • Slow Burn
   • Misunderstandings
   • Pining
   • Angst and Humor
   • Angst and Feels
   • POV Alternating
   • Past Character Death
   • Partially Canon Compliant
   • Pre-Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

   Summary

   That absolutely delusional witch! Who would ever think that writing a single note to Snape, of all people, would spark a torrid affair in her mind—and a thoroughly irritating nuisance for him to respond to?

   He doesn't like her. Not one bit. She's sarcastic, overly familiar, and reeks of that pretentious pureblood air they all seem to have about them. Dreadful, truly. But she is his colleague nonetheless, so he has to keep responding.

   Right?

   (An epistolary comedy of errors)

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   654

   Chapters:

   4/?

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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