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Part 1 of ... did WHAT?!
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2026-06-01
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2026-06-04
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You did, WHAT?!

Summary:

After one or rather, several of the boys of the grid jokingly taunt Etsy witches, one Etsy witch takes great offence and decides to curse the lot with random and unprovoked body-swapping at the start of the season. The boys laugh it off, thinking it won't actually happen... until... it does.

This is that story, told through many text conversations as the boys quickly realise: this is why you don't taunt Etsy witches and maybe definitely don't put your entire professional career as a stake.

Notes:

I wrote this instead of sleeping, AbonnobA has no idea...

This work also wouldn't exist if not for the marvellous and outright wheeze-inducing piece of work by 'jusst_you_wait' titled "the condominium community committee" read it if you haven't 💐💐💐

Chapter 1

Chapter Text

DAY ONE AFTER THE CURSE WAS CAST

TWO MONTHS UNTIL THE FIRST GP OF THE YEAR

Brisbane, Australia - 10:11 am

 

Oscar 

AHHHHHHHH WHAT THE HELL 

 

Lando 

no clock??????? 2 A.M 

 

Oscar

CALL ME 

 

Lando 

Cant wait???? Miss me that much???? flattered mate 

 

Missed call from Oscar - 2:12 am

 

Lando

…

 

Oscar 

This cannot be happening. I am Oscar??? How is this possible???? 

 

Lando

?????? 

 

Oscar 

Please pick up. This is serious. Oh my god.

Zurich, Switzerland - 2:12 am

 

Lewis

Where am I???? 

 

Valtteri 

Is this some kind of joke? 

 

Lewis

Ahh, sorry Valterri, I have a bit of a problem. 

 

Valtteri 

Must be a big problem, 3 AM Lewis. 

 

Lewis 

I am not Lewis

 

Valtteri 

What is this nonsense, go to sleep. 

 

Lewis

Never mind, uh. Sorry mate. 

 

Valtteri

????

Monte Carlo, Monaco - 2:20 AM 

 

🏆2019 ROOKIES🏆

 

Lando

Up? 

 

George 

????

 

Lando 

Y R U UP?

 

George 

This better be good.

 

Lando

It is

 

Alex

Everything OK?

 

Lando

Lewis is in Osc’s body 

 

George 

GROSS 🤮

 

Lando

NOT LIKE THAT 

 

Alex 

?????????? 

 

Lando 

Remember like uhhhh that stream I did like…. F—

 

Alex

The one where we got miraculously stupid-drunk and no HR/PR complaints??? 

 

George

Can this not wait until morning? Why are like this 

 

Lando 

Shut up, dude. I think that mad commenter was an Etsy witch. 

 

Alex

You don’t say, anyways what’s this got to do with this terrible wakeup time?

 

Lando

The curse, it’s real. I just Lewis is in Osc’s body and I think… Oscar might be Lewis. 

 

Alex

Oh

 

George

YOU DID WHAT??? 

 

Alex

Thank you for rejoining us 

 

George 

MEANT TO BE ASLEEP, ALL OF US 

 

Lando

Lew-Oscar is in Zurich and Osc-Lewis is in Melbourne 

 

George 

And do I have to care or can I go to sleep? 

 

George has been kicked from the chat 

 

Lando

I’ll add him back tomorrow morning

 

Alex 

It is technically morning 

 

Lando

STFU not the point smh what do we do????

 

Alex

What do ‘we’ do??? This is on you

 

Lando

YOU said something like ‘imagine the grid if we all body swapped!’ 

 

Alex

As a joke!

 

Lando 

WELL ITS NOT SO FUNNY NOW IS IT? 

 

Alex has been kicked from the chat, George has been added to the chat 

 

George 

Lando, go to bed. We’ll sort this out in the morning. 

 

Lando 

How can u both not see the serious-ness of this

 

George

Cause it’s 2AM! GO TO BED