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ice ice baby
Summary:
The boys accept that they're locked in for the night.
Ilya starts making moves.
Chapter 2
Notes:
A short one, but hopefully setting some things up for the next few chapters.......
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"Brrr," Hollander shivers.
Ilya glares at him and shifts his weight slightly, his shoulder tender from the game he played earlier that night.
"Aren't you supposed to be used to the cold?"
"Playing on the ice and trying to sleep directly on top of it are two different things."
"Makes it harder to sleep when someone is being so loud next to me. You sound like cartoon character going "brr brr"."
"Shut up, Rozanov. Don't pretend you're not freezing too."
Ilya is, but he wouldn't admit it till hell freezes over.
"What time do you think the cleaners will get in tomorrow morning?" Hollander asks.
"We have been over this a thousand times. I don't know Hollander. This is your stupid stadium, shouldn't you know?"
"Well I don't."
"Okay. I'm going to sleep."
"Okay."
Ilya tries to adjust again. His arm is taking the brunt of the cold surface under him, his cheek resting on his elbow. Hollander is across from him in a similar position with his eyes closed, cheeks flushed from the cold. For the first time, Ilya can take the time to inspect his face without the eyes of the world on him. If it wasn't for the slight chattering of his teeth, he would probably look completely at peace.
Ilya is caught staring when Hollander opens his eyes.
"I'm cold."
"Yes. I know."
The pair had slowly given up over the past five hours - trying every single exit only to realize that they were trapped here, together. Ilya had big plans tonight, but he's finding that annoying Shane Hollander is just as fun.
"Do you need me to tell you bedtime story to get you to sleep?"
"Fuck off."
"Once upon a time, there lived the greatest hockey player on earth-"
"Ugh, forget I said anything."
Hollander huffs and turns onto his other shoulder to face away from Ilya.
"I was kidding! Come back, Hollander."
"In your dreams."
Oh, if only he knew what they did together in Ilya's dreams.
He shifts slightly closer.
"Are you really too cold to fall asleep?"
"Yeah - otherwise I would've slept an hour ago so I wouldn't have to listen to you."
Ilya shifts closer again, almost close enough to touch Hollander.
"I have an idea to warm you up."
Hollander turns around back to face Ilya, and he lets out a cloud of hot air as he realizes they're nose-to-nose with each other.
Ilya hesitantly brings his hand up to Hollander's hip, over the padding of his hockey gear. He looks down, wide-eyed, at Ilya.
"What are you doing?"
"Warming you up."
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rozzzzzzy Wed 23 Mar 2022 09:12AM EST
Shane and Ilya are? Literally married??? Also don't like don't read
Shane
Friday 10:15 AM
https://archiveofourown.org/
works/36866398
What's this?
Read it
…
What?
Ilya.
What?
Why does this exist?
There are a lot more on that website
Why are you reading them??
Very talented writers
Giving me many ideas
You know full well that locking up the rink doesn't work like that. Why would we be laying in the middle of the ice??
:(
And there are cameras everywhere in there
You have no imagination
We could recreate your dream ;)
What do you mean "could"
You're saying that like it's a real possibility
😒
Friday 11:31 AM
Wait
Did you write this???
No
Are you joking
We literally had that exact conversation on the way back from Hayden's place last week
How did you find this one?
I did not send it to you
Answer the question Rozanov.
The writers are so talented
They know us so well
Okay but not word-for-word well
I'm sorry
I needed to get off my chest how terrible his haircut looked
All you were doing was defending him even though you knew it was ugly
I can delete it if you want me to
I would never actually write about anything important to us
Let me think about it
❤️
Friday 5:01 PM
You're a really good writer
Oh
Your stories are cute
It's a bit weird that so many people have read them, but I suppose none of them are real
And no one knows it's you who's writing them
Thank you
I liked this one:
I think about it a lot
I mean, I think about what it would've been like if we were honest with each other back then
How much more time we could've had together
The story is sweet
I didn't know you could write so well
I'm offended
You think that just because I'm good at hockey I can't be good at writing?
Asshole
I'm trying to compliment you
Fine yes I know, I'm too good at everything. My bad
Whatever you want to tell yourself
❤️
And the sex scenes were really hot
Thanks 😘💋
Will my muse give me more inspiration tonight?
Always
Sunday 9:51 AM
https://lovehoney.com/sex-toys/butt-plugs/gwvsjf82531
What
Do you like it?
Please stop sending me questionable links out of nowhere
I'm literally in line at the supermarket
You don't like it? 😢
I'll look at it when I get back to the car
Sunday 10:15 AM
Don't we already have this one?
Not this color
We don't need to get one of every color
I assure you I won't be able to tell the difference
:(
If a butt plug is a different color but no one is around to see it, does it make a sound?
Genuinely what are you talking about
You don't understand me
Please tell me you haven't already bought it
No
No as in you won't tell me, or no as in you haven't bought it?
Tuesday 7:26 PM
You all good?
Sorry walk w Anya took longer than I thought
Be there soon
Save me some bbq wings
Not the evil spicy ones
Yesterday 11:23 AM
Is this seriously what I think it is?
Wait until I get home to open your present!!!!!!!
I hate you.
How long until you get back?
Give me 3 hours
Today 6:22 PM
You have one (1) missed call
from Shane
Hey if you've found this phone, can you please call this number back?
Cens🏆🐎🧍♂️ + Harris
Today 7:01 PM
Shane
Ilya lost his phone again
We're not sure if he left it at practice or at the shops
If anyone finds it, can they please message me?
LaPointe
I hope he learnt to put a password on it
I think Young's still traumatized from last time
Haas
oh so that's why I wake up to find him staring at the ceiling in the middle of the night sometimes
Shane
In his defense, that was a new phone and he hadn't gotten around to setting up the password yet!
He has one now though
Harris
please tell me it isn't 1234
I don't need to see his nudes leaked onto twitter
Shane
Haha no don't worry
Dykstra
I bet its 6969
If I had a password on my phone, thats what Id make it
Bood
Uhhh
Troy
It's probably good for him to take some time off social media anyway
I'm sure you'll find it soon
Shane
Thanks guys
Message me if you find it 👍
(613) 872-3849
Sunday 11:59 PM
Hey baby 😩
Hello?
Are you alone?
No
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I am a taken man
No one has to know 😏
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spitonmeshauna Tues 22 Mar 2022 06:32PM EST
When does Rose get here