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1. Little Thief by Tippilo for hal0inreverse

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   24 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger
   • Theodore Nott
   • Ferret Draco Malfoy
   • Were-Creatures
   • Theodore Nott is a Little Shit
   • Draco Malfoy is a hot piece of ass
   • Don't look too close at the plot you will only hurt yourself
   • Pet Draco Malfoy
   • LITERALLY
   • Comedy
   • Humor
   • Fluff
   • Smut
   • He is a majestic and noble creature
   • Who loves socks
   • Crookshanks & Draco Malfoy Friendship
   • Don't Take This Too Seriously
   • it doesn't take itself seriously
   • Mutual Pining
   • Idiots in Love
   • Draco is naked a lot
   • Jealous Draco Malfoy
   • Draco Malfoy is a sap

   Summary

   Theo drops off his pet ferret for Hermione to watch while he goes on his honeymoon. He neglects to mention that his pet ferret is Draco Malfoy. Shenanigans ensue.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   14,152

   Chapters:

   5/?

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