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FANCAST 🥵
NICKNAMES 😈
Ilya Rozanov – 'Roz'
Shane Hollander – 'Hollzy'
Wyatt Hayes – 'Hayzy'
Zane Boodram – 'Bood'
Luca Haas – 'Lulu'
Tanner Dillon – 'Pickle'
Troy Barrett – 'Troyboy'
Nick Chouinard – 'Petit Chou'
Evan Dykstra – 'Disco Tits' – lore to come
Ambroise LaPointe – 'Brosie/Broseph/Broseidon'
Nathan Vassa – 'Vass'
Iván Figueroa – 'Figgy'
Connor Mercer – 'Connie'
Noah Zhang – 'Zhangria'
TIMELINE ⏰️
Shane Hollander - born 10 May 1991
Ilya Rozanov - born 15 June 1991
December 2008
☆ International Prospect Cup.
☆ Both are 17.
☆ Ilya wins Gold. Shane wins Silver.
☆ Their first meeting.
June 2009
☆ Los Angeles MLH Draft.
☆ Ilya is drafted to the Boston Bears.
☆ Shane is drafted to the Montreal Metros.
☆ Gym meeting. Questionable water bottle swapping. Both are 18.
September 2009 – June 2010
☆ First MLH Season (Rookie Season).
December 2009
☆ International Prospect Cup.
Both are 18.
☆ Shane wins Gold. Ilya wins Silver.
July 2010
☆ CCM Photoshoot.
Both are 19.
☆ Shower meeting. Room 1410 shenanigans.
September 2010 – June 2011
☆ Second MLH Season.
January 2011
☆ All-Star Game.
Both still 19.
☆ Scott Hunter is a professional cockblock.
September 2011 – June 2012
☆ Third MLH Season.
Both turn 20 during the season.
September 2012 – June 2013
☆ Fourth MLH Season.
☆ Ilya becomes captain of the Boston Bears.
Both turn 21.
September 2013 – June 2014
☆ Fifth MLH Season.
☆ Shane becomes captain of the Montreal Metros. Both turn 22.
December 2013 – Shane gives it up to Ilya; V-card officially lost.
February 2014 – Sochi Olympics. Ilya ignores Shane for six months afterward.
June 2014 – Ilya wins his first Cup with Boston.
July 2014 – MLH Awards in Las Vegas. Shane puts on a show. “I need… I need you.”
September 2014 – June 2015
☆ Sixth MLH Season.
Both turn 23.
June 2015 – Shane wins his first Cup with Montreal.
September 2015 – June 2016
☆ Seventh MLH Season.
Both turn 24.
June 2016 – Shane wins his second Cup with Montreal.
September 2016 – June 2017
☆ Eighth MLH Season.
Both turn 25.
2017 –Ilya’s father dies.
May 2017 – Shane suffers a concussion and broken collarbone; out for playoffs.
June 2017 – Scott Hunter wins the Cup with the New York Admirals, publicly outs himself, and kisses Kip.
☆ The Cottage Trip™ ❤️
September 2017 – June 2018
☆ Ninth MLH Season for Shane (Montreal).
☆ First MLH Season for Ilya with the Ottawa Centaurs.
Both turn 26.
☆ Ottawa make playoffs but exit early.
☆ Montreal are knocked out in the semi-finals.
☆ The Irina Foundation is established and active by July 2018.
September 2018 – June 2019
☆ Tenth MLH Season for Shane (Montreal). ☆Second MLH Season for Ilya (Ottawa).
Both turn 27.
January 2019 – Centaurs plane crash (no fatalities).
☆ Shane proposes to Ilya.
June 2019 – Their relationship goes public after Hayden Pike accidentally films a Hollanov makeout during a birthday video. Hayden’s followers explode into the 100,000's.
June 2019 – Shane wins his third Cup with Montreal. Ottawa make playoffs but fall in Quarterfinals.
☆ Shane leaves Montreal despite the win due to locker-room pressure and homophobia. He signs with Ottawa.
July 2019 – Shane & Ilya get hitched.
September 2019 – June 2021
☆ First and Second Seasons for Shane with Ottawa. ☆ Third and Fourth Seasons for Ilya.
Both turn 28 and 29 across these seasons.
December 2019 – Covid hits; league pauses after New Year.
January/February 2020 – Irina is conceived.
May 2020 – Shane is sidelined due to pregnancy. MLH resumes in restricted limited form; Ottawa qualify for playoffs via MLH temporary points system.
June 2020 – Ottawa win the playoffs. First Cup.
September 2020 – New season begins under restrictions.
November 2020 – Irina is born.
February 2021 – Shane begins a gradual return to play before back full time by April
June 2021 – Ottawa win playoffs again. Second Cup (1st Cup ❤️ Together)
September 2021 – June 2022
☆ Third MLH Season for Shane,
☆ Fifth for Ilya with Ottawa.
Both turn 30.
September 2021 – J.J. Boiziau and Hayden Pike trade out of Montreal to Ottawa, sparking controversy.
November 2021 – Irina turns 1.
June 2022 – Ottawa win playoffs. Third Cup (2nd Cup ❤️ Together)
☆ Liliya is conceived the night of the win.
September 2022 – June 2023
☆Fourth MLH Season for Shane,
☆ Sixth for Ilya with Ottawa.
Both turn 31.
November 2022 – Irina turns 2.
February 2023 – Liliya is born (Preemie)
April, May, June 2023 – Shane plays one full quarter per match, returning to full ice time for playoffs. Ottawa make playoffs but do not win the Cup.
September 2023 – June 2024
☆ Fifth MLH Season for Shane,
☆ Seventh for Ilya with Ottawa.
Both turn 32.
September 2023 – Cliff Marlow is traded in from Boston, sparking controversy and favouritism.
☆ Nathan Vassa drafted second by Ottawa.
November 2023 – Irina turns 3.
February 2024 – Liliya turns 1.
June 2024 – Ottawa win playoffs. Fourth Cup (3rd Cup ❤️ Together)
September 2024 – June 2025
☆ Sixth MLH Season for Shane,
☆ Eighth for Ilya with Ottawa.
Both turn 33.
November 2024 – Irina turns 4.
February 2025 – Liliya turns 2.
June 2025 – Ottawa make playoffs but do not win the cup.
September 2025 – June 2026
☆ Seventh MLH Season for Shane,
☆ Ninth for Ilya with Ottawa.
Both will turn 34 during the season.
September 2025 – Ottawa draft Iván Figueroa (2nd) and Connor Mercer (3rd).
☆ Noah Zhang is traded from Toronto Thunderstorms to Ottawa Centaurs (press claim Shane personally requested and is creating his 'legacy' – much to his chagrin of the blatant racism behind it. Noah and Nathan both reveal that it was Shane though that inspired them to join due to his mixed ethnicity 💕 Yuna is exceptionally proud of this knowledge)
November 2025 – Irina will turn 5.
February 2026 – Liliya will turn 3.
CHILDREN 👶🏻
Irina Yuna Hollander-Rozanova
Blonde curly hair, Shane's eyes, freckles across cheeks, Eastern European complexion
Liliya Svetlana Hollander-Rozanova
Jet black straight hair, Shane's eyes, Shane's complexion, pretty much Shane hit copy/paste with her.
Ilya is weak to both and he adores that two of his favourite things replicated in their daughters. His eyes and freckles. Ilya cannot say no ever 😊❤️
CUPS 🏆
Shane has 6 Cups total.
He won 3 with Montreal (June 2015, June 2016, June 2019) and 3 with Ottawa (June 2021, June 2022, June 2024).
Ilya has 5 Cups total.
He won 1 with Boston (June 2014) and 4 with Ottawa (June 2020, June 2021, June 2022, June 2024).
SEASONS 🏅
Shane has 17 MLH seasons overall.
10 seasons with Montreal plus 7 seasons with Ottawa.
Ilya also has 17 MLH seasons overall.
8 seasons with Boston plus 9 seasons with Ottawa.
HOCKEY TEAMS FEATURED 🏒
☆ Ottawa Centaurs
☆ Toronto Thunderstorms
☆ Montreal Metros
☆ New York Admirals
☆ Buffalo Mets
☆ Philadelphia Wilds
☆ Boston Bears
☆ Washington Jets
☆ Winnipeg Bolts
OTTAWA FAN CHANT / GAME CHANT 🎵
Make us worthy, make us proud
Can't stop us from being loud
We don't fit in with the crowd
We are Ottawa.
We can't fake the way we feel
We were born to keep it real
Hockey sticks and balls of steel
We are Ottawa.
You hit us, we'll hit you back
Better be scared when we attack
Feel the fear we're maniacs
We are Ottawa.
Check out our battle cry
A song to terrify
No one can stand in our way
We are the best, so screw the rest
We do as we damn well please
Until the end, we are Centaurs
Defenders of anarchy.
So slam all the Storms, Buffalo and the Jets Backcheck the Bolts, the Admirals and the Mets
And if they complain we'll do it all again
We do as we damn well please!
As for their refs, their coaches and their mates To torment Montreal, we offer special rates
And if they complain we'll do it all again
Defenders of anarchy!
Check out our battle cry
A song to terrify
No one can stand in our way
We are the best, so screw the rest
We do as we damn well please
Until the end, we are Centaurs
Defenders of anarchy!
Victorious, rebellious
We do as we damn well please
Until the end, Centaurs will win
Defenders of anarchy!
Go Ottawa!
(Adapted by FyrestoneSiren from St. Trinians Chant)
FICS ✍️
♤ For The Things Which Are Good 📝
Canon to Timeline September 2025 – June 2026
♤ We Make Good Things ✅️
Canon to Timeline September 2025 – June 2026
♤ The Second Good Thing ✅️
Canon to Timeline September 2022 - June 2023
♤ Good Things Indeed ✅️
Canon to Timeline September 2022 - June 2023