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"Ahaha, Pegasusman Red! You have fallen right into my trap!" Death Vegetable stood in front of a giant wall, arms spread out.
Pegasusman Red noticed a projection on the wall. "Why does it say 'Will you be my boyfriend'?"
Death Vegetable realized this was the wrong wall. He pressed a remote, trying to get it to go to the right projection.
'Will you marry me?' 'I love you' 'You're adorable'
Pegasusman Red was confused. And starting to get bored. Here he was, tied to a chair, while his arch nemesis accidentally confessed his love.
He decided he would have fun with this.
"Ahaha! Think I'm cute, hmm? Is that why you keep losing to me?"
Death Vegetable was starting to panic. "Robonene! What's going on?!"
Robonene walked up to Death Vegetable with slow, heavy steps. "This is the remote connecting to your database of ways to ask Pegasusman Red on a date."
"WHAT."
Death Vegetable slowly turned to the hero, letting out a nervous chuckle. "Ah...um...I'm supposed to show off my evil plan..."
"Aren't you supposed to be good at technology?"
"I don't know how the remotes switched!"
Meanwhile, Codename N and Smile Heart were watching from another room.
"Wahaha! We-"
Codename N clamped a hand over Smile Heart's mouth. "Shssh. Whisper."
"Ah, right!" She whispered. "Will this make them go on a date?"
Codename N shrugged. "Not sure. I hope so."
Meanwhile, Pegasusman Red and Death Vegetable were just staring at each other.
Death Vegetable let out a sigh. "So...do you want to go on a date?"
"WHAT."
"I might as well take a shot!"
"How do I know this isn't a trap?"
"I'll tell you my name. My real name."
"Hmm...okay."
Death Vegetable cleared his throat. "I...am Rui Kamishiro! The director of Wonderlands x Showtime!"
"Huh?!?!?!?" Pegasusman Red's eyes widened in shock. "No way..."
Rui seemed confused. "What?"
"I'm Tsukasa Tenma! Actor for Wonderlands x Showtime!"
Rui immediately ran up to Tsukasa, untying his bonds, giving him a kiss on the cheek. "My love, I'm so sorry I didn't know it was you-"
"I didn't know it was you either..." Tsukasa reached out to hold Rui's hand.
He laughed. "AHAHA! We'll be the best hero and villain couple in all the land!"
They then kissed.
Codename N and Smile Heart looked at each other in sheer confusion.
"My boss is in the same group as me?!?!?!" They said at the same time.
"Emu?!"
"Nene?!"