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1. Kiss the Slug by yildizzl

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   26 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Sirius Black/Severus Snape
   • Sirius Black
   • Severus Snape
   • James Potter
   • Regulus Black
   • Lily Evans Potter
   • Remus Lupin
   • Peter Pettigrew
   • Other Character Tags to Be Added
   • Inspired by 10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
   • Enemies to Friends to Lovers
   • Lily Evans Potter & Severus Snape Friendship
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • Sirius Black is Obsessed with Severus Snape
   • Jealousy
   • Regulus Black & Severus Snape Friendship
   • The Slug Club (Harry Potter)
   • Minor James Potter/Lily Evans Potter
   • Minor Regulus Black/James Potter
   • Severus Snape Needs a Hug

   Summary

   Sirius Black has never done anything truly selfless in his life, and he's not about to start now.
   Except Lily Evans in her infinite wisdom, decided that she'll only say yes to James if Severus Snape finds someone to date first.
   Which is, objectively, Sirius's problem now.
   And this is the worst thing that has ever happened to him ( fuck you James and your love life)

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   19,583

   Chapters:

   5/20

   Comments:

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