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The heavy footsteps of metal and cool slimy steps rapidly hit the ground over and over in a rhythmic way clashing with the silence of the night. The steps of Mr Wpnz continued to pick up pace which removed the silence of the junkyard yet it could not remove the tension that still lingered in the air from the events that had occurred earlier that day all the while Toomp his goopy little buddy followed him along in order to avoid being caught by the death cube. Mr Wpnz’s was breathing rapidly due to the damage by box head as he liked to call him…..well used to. Now he just wants to strangle his throat and blow his brains out of that crappy looking tv model. He looks down on the ground with constant reminders of his time with puzzles, which caused his temper to rise even further than it already does on a daily basis and eyes to dilate fast and-
He felt something tugging at his leg and then he realized Toomp was worried about the way Wpnz was acting. He sighed to regain the lost stamina and looked reassuringly at Toomp and began to scratch the back of Toomp’s head as if he were a cat. A red,goopy slimy cat.
“Don’t worry Little guy We will survive that Death Frdge…hopefully”. Then suddenly the shark/human hybrid heard a little electricity and quickly turned his neck around to see where the noise had come from. The wall in front of him showed a red,bright city which honestly looked like a good hideout in case-
CRASH!
The Death cube appears right in front of them blocking any other possible exits as it began to charge towards the two outlaws. Mr Wpnz cursed under his breath until he realized there was only one possible escape route. When Mr Wpnz had a fiery look of determination mixed with slight fear causing Toomp to look worried until-
“Sorry Little buddy this may HURT!”,Mr Wpnz grabbed Toomp and threw him into the portal sort of like he was playing baseball and Toomp was the ball. Once Toomp was fully emerged on the other side Mr Wpnz made a dash for it but not before doing a backflip to enter the portal while flipping off the Death cube that was on his tail.
THUD!
Mr WPNZ’s back hit the floor as he saw the portal?,Close but what mattered to him was that Toomp and he were still breathing. He laughed in defiance at the fact that he survived death and raised his hand to high five Toomp. Rather than receiving a high five, he received a punch in the face by Toomp causing WPNZ to rub his forehead.
“TOOMP WHAT THE FUCK MAN!”,Mr WPNZ yelled at the little critter who rolled his eyes in annoyance while WPNZ sighed and put his fingers to his forehead and sighed as he realized that he probably should have not yeeted Toomp that hard into the portal. Mr WPNZ, while he felt like he saved Toomp and thought he was being ungrateful,decided to apologize anyway to not make more enemies. Mr WPNZ after annoyingly needing to apologize began to explore his surroundings and it seemed to be that they were on a hill of sorts. “A hill. This is perfect as now we can easily spot where we are just by the height alone’,Mr WPNZ thought to himself as he put on his binoculars and started investigating. As he continued looking through them he started noticing some…..peculiarities that confused him such as:the sky being red,humanoid looking objects and-
“GAH”,Mr WPNZ quickly put down his binoculars and quickly rubbed his eyes to pretend he didn’t see some people’s kinks in action.
Toomp then looked at him in confusion due to being unaware of what WPNZ witnessed as WPNZ began to walk down the hill.
“Listen Toomp,I think we should scout the area and if its safe then we grab supplies and build a base. Understood if so then good as I don’t want to repeat myself.”
Slish slash slosh down the hill the outlaws went.
It was a familiar sensation,which meant that it would be easy to adapt quickly.
Slish slash slosh down the hill they went.
Sliding into a wild west setting.
It was quite recognizable yet.
Its atmosphere was unfamiliar too.
But other than that it’s merely the same.
WPNZ checked his pockets.
Not enough money though.
Eh might just steal a drink or two.
WPNZ and Toomp began to look for a bar and low and behold.
They soon found a saloon.
The outlaws went in and took an order.
“A couple of whiskeys please”.
WPNZ called the bartender once he was seated.
The bartender looked at them and grumbled.
Tick,the clock went.
Tock, mumbling began to occur.
Tick, Mr WPNZ noticed eyes watching him and Toomp.
Bam!
A stand off between the outlaws and the members of the saloon began.
The members moved as if they were cowboys.
Mr WPNZ launched Toomp around at his command.
Toomp would blind members while WPNZ fired.
Eventually the bartender joined in.
His form emerged from the shadows.
His spines were like that of cacti.
At first it was weird.
And what came after was even weirder.
For the rest of him revealed he looked like a cactus and a sheriff had a baby.
He came in with a 1880’s style gun and caused the two outlaws to be flying out of the saloon.
Mr WPNZ was launched out of the saloon and quickly ran behind a wall to avoid being noticed.
“OY HATCHET. I CAN SEE YOU TRIED TO START A FIGHT YOU Addle-headed Anasazi .
Mr WPNZ once he found a hiding spot began to load for bullets.
Mr WPNZ muttered in annoyance when he ran out of bullets.
Then near the area he was at came another.
This one looked more reddish and draconic like.
His fiery hair waved due to the air.
Once he spotted the cactus guy he started cursing back at him.
The way he spoke was that of colonial era America.
The two men began to argue which meant it was a good time for the chainsaw to start up.
The two men argued about Mr WPNZ and their territory.
But before WPNZ could fully load his chainsaw the two men stopped.
They realized that he was not on their side.
For the first time in a long time they agreed on something.
Toomp quickly changed forms.
He launched himself and WPNZ away from the area while the red demon grabbed a hatchet and the sheriff took his gun out of his holster.
“Nice to see you are using your ace in a hole Hatchet.”
The cactus sheriff complimented the wyvern.
“Shut up Prick. I'm only doing this for MY TERRITORY.
The cactus then shifted his attention to the wyvern and began to fight him.
“MY NAME IS CRICKEYE NOW YOU MOTHER F-”
Then the two of them began to fight as the outlaws escaped the area.
Mr WPNZ sighed as he began looking around for bullets to restock his artillery while Toomp sat in silence due to the events that had just occurred. Mr WPNZ looked at Toomp and decided to let him rest while he scoured the area. Time passed by as Toomp rested but he awoke once he heard WPNZ’s footsteps. The little critter looked at him in confusion as he noticed the insane amount of blushing coming from Mr WPNZ’s face.
“Little guy. Please don’t go left as that will take you to a well lets just say very inappropriate place. Well now that you have rested we should get moving before those sheriff and Wyvern freaks come back and actually kill us.”
“There is NO way you actually decided to piss off two of the WORST Overlords to anger you if you're not an overlord yourself”,a voice nearby exclaimed which caused WPNZ to point his arm cannon towards the person who was talking to him.
The person raised their hands at the sight of the arm cannon while Toomp began to steadily rise up to assist WPNZ. The person then came closer into view trying to persuade WPNZ into not shooting her. WPNZ then sighed but didn’t lower his arm. The woman began to explain her name(that being Jane Walker) and that she meant no harm to the two of them. Mr WPNZ sighed and as he began to lower his arm he “politely” demanded explanations such as what an overlord is,who those two “freaks were” and why there are so many ### ads everywhere.
“So we are in actual Hell?.”
“Yes.”
“And so those freaks were once humans but they died and ended up here”.
“Correct”.
“Well that explains the ads.”
“Why the hell is that your biggest problem and not the fact you two fought with Crickeye and Hatchet on the first day of being in Hell without any plan?”
“Well Im good at fighting so no damn Political a-hole is gonna easily kill me,plus Im sure you would also get angry if there was nothing but ### ads everywhere.”
“...Fine your opinion anyways so now that you know you have angered Crickeye and Hatchet. You should probably try not angering more overlords like Zestial, Valentino,ect.
“Right. Ok Well Toomp better get going and find a place to stay and you Jane thanks for the info and take a tip”, Mr WPNZ then grabs a nickel from the trash and hand tosses it to Jane as he and Toomp began to walk away from the safe zone near the area that they now know as “The Doomsday district”.
Hours pass and the two of them still are walking through the streets of hell just looking for a place to stay until he stopped near a store that had TVs. As he began to look at the TV, sour memories from earlier in the day began to re-emerge and he almost broke the TV until Toomp stopped him.
“WHAT!”,Mr WPNZ yelled until he noticed Toomp was gesturing towards one of the screens to show him a commercial.
“Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel”, a voice said coming from the screen causing the two of them to get closer and investigate. As the commercial went on the two realized that the grey one eyed lady in the commercial was promoting a redemption facility that was also a hotel however you would be able to leave at any time and the best part.
“Oh damn its free well in that case”, Mr WPNZ then grabbed Toomp and began to look for the hotel which wasn’t that hard as compared to the other buildings in Hell it was MASSIVE so the two of them began to head up the hill.
Soon (after struggling to get up the hill due to being exhausted) Mr WPNZ began to walk towards the door.
“Wow, it's bigger than I thought”,he said to himself as he began to knock on the door.
“Coming”, a voice came from the other side,greeting the two of them once she had opened the door. The person who had greeted them was a young woman who looked to be in her 20s, she also seemed very energetic unlike the person next to her who was the same lady in the commercial.
“My name is Charlie and this is my soon to be wife Vaggie right next to me. Ahem so what are your names and what brings you to the Hazbin hotel”,the blonde demon said ecstatically while the other demon stared at them with an intense gaze in her eye which probably translated to,”Try anything and I will kill you”.
As the demon who had introduced herself as Charlie was done speaking,Mr WPNZ looked at Toomp and opened his mouth to speak.
“My name is Mr WPNZ and this little guy here is Toomp. And to answer your question of what brings me here well, I would like to check into this establishment.”