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You hear the relief in Dave's heavy sigh. "Oh, Karkat. Thank fuck," he says, "If I'd tripped with my ass bare as the day I was born into a closet with anyone else, I think I woulda seriously for real died on the spot. Gone up in flames. Have you heard of spontaneous human combustion before, Karkat? It've been like that, and the entire goddamn building woulda come along with me to the grave. At least I'd've gotten outta finishin' that assignment–"
"Dave," you cut him off as you register the singular important part of his babble, suddenly even more hyper-aware of your proximity than ever, "Are you not wearing any fucking pants?"