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    In my past life, I was a relatively normal guy. A college freshman with loving parents, good friends, and a little sister obsessed with My Little Pony. The "weirdest" part of my routine was watching the show with her and admitting I secretly enjoyed it.

    But enjoying the show from the couch is one thing; waking up inside it is another.

    After dying, I opened my eyes in a new body: a white-coated alicorn with a mane as black as night and silver eyes. A freaking male alicorn. With a horn, massive wings, and all the heavy baggage that comes with them. The worst part? I landed right in time for the start of season one. I know this script, and I flat-out refuse to follow it. Being the only male alicorn in Equestria means unwanted attention and the absolute obligation to be dragged into a world-saving plot every other week. No thanks.

    So the plan is simple: stay far, far away from the Mane Six, Canterlot, and anything that smells like danger. This world is huge, full of magic and unexplored places. I'll pave my own path in peace and absolute anonymity.

    ...Surviving on my own while avoiding the main plot shouldn't be that hard. Right?

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