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Han Sooyoung’s guide to loosing 40.000 won

Summary:

The job was supposed to take fifteen minutes..

Yoo Joonghyuk is very good at his job. He is not good at whatever Kim Dokja is.

or joongdok but make it ghosthunter x ghost

Notes:

I‘ve had this oneshot idea in my head for a GOOD while now. I hope I executed it successfully, cause ts is NOT beta’d. Any questions concerning the mechanics of the worldbuilding are welcomed in the comments!! I hope you guys enjoy, because I sure as hell did while writing this.

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The GPS said fourteen minutes. Joonghyuk gave it ten.

The road out to the property was the kind that didn’t show up well navigational apps— narrow, tree-lined, the asphalt giving way to something older and less maintained the further he drove. His car ate the distance without complaint. He had the window cracked despite the cold, one hand loose on the wheel, some late night radio program murmuring low through the speakers because silence on a drive like this felt like tempting something.

His phone buzzed through the aux cord.

Han Sooyoung.

He let it ring twice out of principle before accepting. “What.”

“Wow, hello to you too.” Her voice came through crisp and immediately irritating. “I’m calling to wish you luck on today’s little haunted house adventure. Very professionally of me, I thought.”

“You’re calling to check your bet?”

“I’m calling,” she said, with great dignity, “to support a colleague. The fact that there is money involved is beside the point.”

Joonghyuk’s eyes stayed on the road. Through the windshield, the trees were getting denser, the sky between them a flat grey that hadn’t decided yet if it wanted to rain. “Who’s in the pool.”

“Me, Hyunsung, and Heewon. Hyunsung said forty minutes because he’s generous and thinks you’re human. Heewon said twenty.” A pause. “I said fifteen.”

“You’ll lose.”

“Bold words from a man driving to a mansion in the middle of nowhere because some real estate agent heard a noise.” He could hear her typing in the background, which meant she was already on something else and this call was purely for her own entertainment….

“Remind me what the job is again.”

“Residential. Property on the market, agents flagged activity during viewings.” He slowed around a curve, the headlights catching the iron gate at the end of the lane before the GPS did. “Noises, temperature drops, one reportedly threw up in the driveway but the report listed that as inconclusive.”

“Haunted house makes man nauseous, more at eleven.” Sooyoung clicked her tongue. “Sounds like a class two at most. You’ll be done before I finish my coffee.”

“Then you’ll lose your bet.”

“Joonghyuk. I picked fifteen minutes. If you’re done in fifteen minutes I win my bet.”

He pulled up to the gate. It was unlocked, which was either the agency’s doing or something else’s. He didn’t bother getting out to push it — it swung inward on its own as he rolled forward, which would have been more ominous if he hadn’t seen it a hundred times. Old properties, residual energy. The gate wasn’t the job, though.

“I’m at the location,” he said.

“Ooh.” Typing stopped. “What’s it look like.”

The manor sat at the end of a gravel path that crunched under his tires like it resented the intrusion. Three stories, Victorian bones, the kind of place that had clearly been something once and was now just waiting to be someone’s renovation project or liability. Most of the windows were intact. The front steps sagged slightly on the left side. A light was on in what looked like the second floor, which was either a faulty wire or the reason he was here.

“Old,” he said.

“Wow. Riveting. I’ll alert the press.” More typing. “Call me when you’re done so I can collect my money.”

“You’re insufferable.”

“You literally just described a building as old and expect me to — okay, go do your job, you menace. Don’t die.”

“I never die.”

“That’s what people say right before —” He hung up.

 

The gravel gave way to the front steps. Joonghyuk killed the engine and sat for a moment in the quiet, running through the job the way he always did — not out of nerves, just habit. Checklist. The agency report had listed the activity as intermittent, no physical harm to visitors, primary complaints being auditory disturbances and one incident of objects moving during a showing. The latter ruled out drafts and overactive imaginations. Something was here.

He popped the trunk.

The kit was packed the same way it always was. Consecrated salt in the left compartment, three iron talisman stakes, the ofuda strips rolled and banded in a separate case, the compass that didn’t point north. He checked it out of habit — the needle was spinning slow and lazy, not the agitated whirl that meant something was watching him already. Background noise. The entity wasn’t tracking him yet.

Good. He most definitely preferred it that way.

He shouldered the bag, pocketed the compass, and went in through the front door, which was unlocked because of course it was.

The entrance hall smelled like dust and old wood and something underneath that — something faint and human.

Joonghyuk stopped.

He stood still for a moment in the dark of the entryway, one hand on the strap of his bag, and just looked. His eyes adjusted fast — years of working in unlit spaces had taken care of that — and what they adjusted to made him go quiet in a way that had nothing to do with professional caution.

The hall was not empty the way an abandoned house was empty.

There was a mug on the side table near the staircase. Ceramic, dark, handle worn smooth. He crossed to it without touching it and held his hand over the rim. Warm. Not hours ago warm. Recently warm. He straightened up and looked further.

The kitchen doorway was open at the end of the hall. Through it he could see the faint glow of a stove burner, the smallest ring of blue flame, the kind you left on under a pot you were coming back to. The countertop around it had things on it. Small things. A folded cloth, a cracked bowl, a paperback with the spine broken so badly the cover had given up.

He moved through the house the way he always did — methodical, room to room, top to bottom of each space before moving on. The parlor had furniture under dustsheets but one chair had been pulled out from under its cover and positioned near the window. The window faced the overgrown garden. Someone had sat in that chair and looked out at it, recently enough that the dustsheet was still folded back rather than just pushed aside.

Second floor. He went room by room, checking corners and closets and the spaces behind doors that didn’t open flush. Standard. Most of it was standard. The light he’d seen from outside was a bare bulb on a timer, not residual energy at all.

But at the end of the second floor corridor, in what might once have been a reading room, he found some blankets.

They were in the corner of the floor. Not draped over furniture, not left behind by some previous tenant — arranged. Folded into a rough pallet, layered, with a flat pillow that had seen better decades at one end. A small stack of books beside it, a water-stained coffee cup on top of the stack acting as a bookmark holder.

Joonghyuk crouched down next to it.

His compass was still lazy. Nothing hostile. No entity pressing against the edges of the room. Just that faint ambient warmth of occupancy, the sense of a space that had been used, and kept, and returned to.

He looked at the little stack of books. He looked at the folded blankets. He looked at the mug.

He stood up.

Something moved behind him. Not loud. Just the soft, particular displacement of air that his body had learned, over years, to recognize as separate from drafts and pipes and the ordinary complaints of old buildings.

He turned around.

The room was empty.

But the door at the far end of the corridor, which he was certain he had left open, was shut.

 

The door opened easily, which was the first strange thing.

Joonghyuk had expected resistance — stuck hinges, warped wood, the particular sullenness of a threshold a spirit didn’t want crossed. Instead it swung inward smooth and quiet, like it had been waiting for him, and the room beyond was lit by the pale grey light coming through a window that faced the back garden.

It was a small room. A vanity against the far wall, oval mirror, the silvering gone patchy at the edges. A wooden chair pulled up to it.

And in the chair, a man.

He had his back to the door. Dark hair, slight build, one arm raised as he dragged a comb through the ends of his hair with the particular unhurried focus of someone who had nowhere to be. He was humming something low and tuneless, almost under his breath, and the sound of it in the empty room was so casually, completely human that for one half second Joonghyuk’s brain tried to file him under squatter instead of what he was.

The compass in his pocket was spinning so fast he could feel it through the fabric.

He didn’t reach for it. He reached for the stake at his hip, slow, two fingers on the iron, and the sound of the snap of the clasp was barely anything at all —

The humming stopped.

The man in the chair went still.

Then, in the mirror, his eyes slid sideways. Found Joonghyuk’s reflection.

A beat of silence passed between them like something held its breath.

The man turned around in the chair. He did it slowly, the way you moved when you were trying to confirm something you didn’t trust yourself to believe yet. His eyes — dark, a little too bright — went from Joonghyuk’s face to the stake in his hand and back up again.

The comb dropped.

It hit the floor and skittered under the vanity and neither of them looked at it.

“You,” the man said. His voice came out strange, a little unsteady, like the word had surprised him on its way out. “You can — “ He stopped. Started again. “You can see me.”

It wasn’t a question. It was the sound of something clicking into place, gears shifting loudly.

And then — and this was what would bother Joonghyuk later, when he had the space to be bothered by things — the man’s face broke into a grin. Wide and sudden and completely unguarded, like he couldn’t help it, like it had gotten away from him before he thought to stop it. Like being seen was the best thing that had happened to him in recent memory.

Joonghyuk leveled the stake at him and the grin didn’t go anywhere.

“Right,” the man said. “Of course. Sure.”

Joonghyuk moved.

 

Later he would be able to admit, privately, to himself, in the dark, that the next ten minutes were the most undignified of his professional career.

The ghost was fast. Not aggressive-fast, not the lurching terrible speed of something that wanted to hurt him — just quick, light on his feet in the way things were when they’d stopped worrying about gravity. Joonghyuk came at him with the stake and he stepped sideways through the vanity like it wasn’t there, reappearing on the other side with his hair slightly displaced and an expression of mild interest.

“Oh, iron?” he said, eyeing the stake. “Classic.”

Joonghyuk threw an ofuda strip. The ghost ducked under it — actually ducked, like a person, like he had a body that could be inconvenienced by paper — and it hit the wall behind him and stuck there, crackling faintly with spent energy.

“That was close,” the ghost said. He sounded almost impressed.

“Stop moving.”

“I’m going to need a reason for that.”

Joonghyuk didn’t give him one. He came around the left side, cutting off the door, and the ghost took one look at the angle and went through the wall instead. Joonghyuk heard him on the other side — a soft landing, a quiet sound like someone brushing dust off their sleeves — and was already moving into the corridor by the time the ghost stepped back out of the wall with his hands in his pockets.

“The wallpaper in there is genuinely upsetting,” the ghost said. “Someone made a choice.”

“Hold still.”

“You keep saying that like it’s going to work.”

It didn’t work. It didn’t work in the corridor, it didn’t work on the stairs, it didn’t work in the kitchen where the ghost phased through the counter and Joonghyuk’s consecrated salt scattered across the tile in a completely useless arc. The ghost looked at it.

“Was that supposed to do something?”

“Residual entities don’t speak in full sentences,” Joonghyuk said, because he needed to say it out loud to someone, even if that someone was the problem itself.

“Fascinating. Tell me more about what I’m supposed to be doing.” The ghost hopped up to sit on the counter — sat, like a person would, weight settling, the motion completely unnecessary for something without mass — and watched him with that same tilted curiosity. “You’re very intense for someone whose job is basically pest control.”

Joonghyuk thought about the bet. He thought about Sooyoung’s fifteen minutes and the smug expression she was going to have and the fact that she had absolutely been right and he was never going to hear the end of it.

He threw another ofuda strip.

The ghost leaned back and let it pass through his chest. It hit the backsplash.

“You know,” the ghost said, “most people just call a real estate agent.”

He cornered him in the study on the ground floor. It took another four minutes and some furniture, and the ghost let himself be backed into the corner with the same quality of not-quite-resistance that had been making Joonghyuk’s teeth itch since the vanity room — like he was playing along without ever fully committing to escaping. Like this was all vaguely interesting to him.

The corner was… a corner. No walls to phase through — Joonghyuk had pressed talismans to both of them before he moved in, old trick, pins the entity’s range. The ghost looked at the ofuda strips on either side of him and then looked at Joonghyuk.

“Clever,” he said. Not sarcastic. Just noting it.

Joonghyuk raised the stake. He readied himself to land the final blow as he swung the sharp iron clad stake-

But stopped.

It was the face. Specifically it was the expression on the face, which was — nothing. Not the nothing of blankness, not the nothing of suppressed panic. Just a quiet, settled indifference, like the stake was a weather event. Something happening in the vicinity of him that he had no particular interest in either way.

Every ghost Joonghyuk had ever exorcised had wanted something in its final moment. Rage, or grief, or the clawing animal desperation of something that wasn’t ready. They all had something they were trying to hold onto, even the ones that couldn’t name it. That was the whole point. That was what kept them here.

This one looked like he was waiting for a bus.

The tip of the stake was a breath from his throat.

“Well?” the ghost said. His voice was dry. Unhurried. “What, hasn’t ghost hour struck yet?”

Joonghyuk lowered the stake two inches.

“What are you?” he said.

The ghost blinked. Like the question surprised him more than the stake had.

“I’d have thought that was obvious,” he said. “Given your whole —” he gestured vaguely at the kit bag “— situation.”

“Ghosts don’t talk like you. Ghosts don’t move like you.” Joonghyuk kept his eyes on him. “And ghosts don’t look like that when you’ve got iron at their throat.”

“Like what?”

“Like they don’t care.”

Something shifted in the ghost’s expression. Small. Just a flicker, quickly smoothed back over. He looked at the stake, then back at Joonghyuk, and something in the line of his mouth went a little wry and a little tired all at once.

“Maybe,” he said, “I’m just very calm under pressure.”

Joonghyuk looked at him for a long moment.

“You’re not,” he said.

The ghost said nothing. Which was, somehow, more interesting than anything he’d said in the last ten minutes.

And then, suddenly, the ghost walked through him.

Not around. Through. Joonghyuk felt it like a drop in temperature that started at his sternum and moved outward, a cold that had nothing to do with the room, and then the ghost was just — behind him, already heading for the kitchen, hands loose at his sides.

“Excuse me,” the ghost said, not looking back.

Joonghyuk turned around.

The ghost crossed to the counter, picked up the ceramic mug he’d apparently left there during the chase, and looked into it. His expression shifted to something aggrieved.

“It’s cold.” He turned and leveled a look at Joonghyuk that was genuinely accusatory. “You did that.”

“I —”

“I was perfectly settled before you showed up. The mug was warm. I had a whole evening.” He moved to the kitchen table, pulled out a chair with one hand, and sat down. The chair scraped against the tile like any chair would. He set the mug in front of him and wrapped both hands around it anyway, cold or not, with the air of someone performing normalcy out of stubbornness. Then he looked up at Joonghyuk and smiled. “So. Still want to exorcise me, or are we past that?”

Joonghyuk stared at him.

“The house,” he said, when he located his voice, “is going on the market. Whatever’s keeping you here, you need to resolve it.” He watched the ghost’s face. “It’s time to move on.”

He’d said some version of this hundreds of times. He had a whole internal register of how entities received it — the ones who wailed, the ones who turned hostile, the ones who went very still and glassy in the way that meant something was about to start throwing itself off shelves. He was ready for any of those.

The ghost tipped his head. Considered it like a mildly interesting proposition. “Okay,” he said. “I can do that.”

Joonghyuk blinked.

“Sorry?”

“Move on.” The ghost gestured loosely with one hand. “Sure. Not a problem.”

“That’s —” Joonghyuk stopped. “That’s not. You can’t just —” He stopped again. The compass in his pocket was still spinning. “Entities don’t leave. You’re bound to the location.”

“Am I.” The ghost looked around the kitchen with mild curiosity, as if checking. “Hm.”

“The haunting is site-specific. Whatever anchors you here —”

“There isn’t one.” The ghost picked up his mug, seemed to remember it was cold, set it back down. “I’m not from here. I’m not from anywhere, specifically.” He said it the way you’d mention your commute. “I’ve been here — what, four months? Something like that. Before this it was a place in Mapo-gu, before that a building that got demolished while I was asleep, which was annoying.” He glanced at Joonghyuk. “You look like I just told you the earth was flat.”

“Ghosts… normally don’t wander.”

“This one does.” A small shrug. “I know it’s unusual. I’ve had some time to reflect on it.”

Joonghyuk pulled out the chair across from him and sat down.

He didn’t decide to do it. His legs just apparently made the call without consulting him, because something in the situation had tipped past the point where standing felt like the right response. He put his kit bag on the table. He looked at the ghost — at the mug, the folded hands, the expression of someone who found the whole thing faintly amusing — and he tried to fit this into any framework he had and found it didn’t go.

“That’s not possible,” he said, more to himself than anything.

“And yet.” The ghost spread his hands. “Here I am. Being impossible at you.”

“What keeps you here then. If not the location.” Joonghyuk’s voice had gone professional again, clipped, the tone he used when he was pushing through confusion toward something useful. “Every entity has a last will. Something unresolved. That’s the mechanism.”

The ghost’s expression shifted. Just slightly. The amusement was still there but underneath it something quieter moved, something that looked briefly like it was going to surface and then thought better of it.

“Right,” he said. “The last will.” He looked down at the mug. Turned it a quarter rotation on the table. “What is it they say — unfinished business, lingering regrets, someone you couldn’t let go of.”

“Yes.”

“Very poetic.” He turned the mug back. “I don’t have one.”

Joonghyuk looked at him.

“Everyone has one.”

“I don’t.” He said it simply, without drama. “I’ve thought about it. Genuinely, I have, I’ve had — a while to think about it. There’s nothing I left undone that I particularly needed to finish. No one I needed to say something to.” He picked up the mug again. Drank from it despite the cold, made a face, kept drinking. “I don’t know why I’m still here. Bureaucratic error, maybe. Someone filed the wrong paperwork upstairs.”

“That’s not how it works.”

“You don’t know that for certain.”

“I’ve been doing this for eleven years.”

“And in eleven years you’ve met one of me before?” The ghost raised an eyebrow. When Joonghyuk said nothing, he nodded, like that settled it. “Bureaucratic error. I’m telling you.”

Joonghyuk leaned back in the chair. He looked at the ceiling for a moment, then back down. “So your answer is that you have no idea what’s keeping you here.”

“That is my answer, yes.”

“And you’re fine with that.”

“I’m fine with most things.” He smiled again, and this time it didn’t quite reach wherever smiles were supposed to reach. “I’m very easygoing. People have remarked on it.”

People. Past tense. Joonghyuk filed that away without meaning to.

“I could still exorcise you,” he said. “Forcibly.”

“You could try.” The ghost gestured at the scattered ofuda strips still stuck to various surfaces around the kitchen. “Though your track record tonight is —” he tilted his hand side to side “— not inspiring confidence.”

“Those were preliminary.”

“Of course they were.”

“I wasn’t using full measures.”

“Absolutely.”

Joonghyuk’s jaw tightened. “I had you cornered.”

“You did.” The ghost allowed this with a gracious nod. “And then I walked through you and got my coffee. So.” He paused. “Well. Cold coffee. But the principle stands.”

Joonghyuk thought about Sooyoung. He thought about the group chat that was probably already active, about the fifteen minute window that had closed somewhere around the time the ghost had let an ofuda strip pass through his ribcage and commented on it. He thought about the expression she was going to make and the length of time she was going to make it for.

“You’ve cost me money,” he said flatly.

The ghost blinked. “I’m sorry?”

“There was a bet. Colleagues. On how quickly I’d be done here.” He looked at him. “I’ve never lost that bet.”

The ghost stared at him for a moment. Then he laughed — a short, real sound, surprised out of him, the kind that came before you could decide whether to let it. “You’re telling me your colleagues bet on you like a racehorse.”

“They do it with everyone.”

“And you’ve never lost.”

“No.”

“Until me.” The ghost seemed to find this genuinely delightful. He settled back in his chair with the mug and the expression of a man who had just received unexpected good news. “I’ve never cost anyone money before. That I know of. It’s nice. It feels like an achievement.”

“It’s not an achievement.”

“I think you’ll find it objectively is.”

Joonghyuk looked at him across the table. The kitchen was quiet around them, the blue ring of the stove burner still going, casting everything in a faint even light. The ghost looked back, comfortable in the silence, not filling it the way most people did.

It was the strangest conversation Joonghyuk had had in eleven years of a strange profession. He had sat across from grieving husbands and furious matriarchs and once, memorably, a spirit that communicated exclusively through the piano in the next room. He had never sat across from something that felt this much like just — a person. Inconveniently, irritatingly, inexplicably present.

“What’s your name,” he said.

The ghost looked at him. Something moved in his expression that Joonghyuk couldn’t read yet.

“Why?”

“Because I’m going to be here longer than a couple of minutes and I need to call you something.”

The ghost considered this for a moment. Outside, the wind picked up, pressing against the kitchen window, and the blue flame on the stove dipped and held.

“Dokja,” he said. “Kim Dokja.”

Joonghyuk looked at him.

“Yoo Joonghyuk,” he said.

Dokja nodded slowly, like he was trying the name out somewhere he didn’t say out loud. Then he looked back down at his cold mug and the kitchen settled around them into a quiet.

„How exactly did you die?“

 

The silence after a question like that had a texture to it.

Joonghyuk had learned that early on, in this job — that some silences were just pauses, breath between words, and some silences were load-bearing. The kind that held something up. He recognized this one the moment it settled, recognized it by the way Dokja’s face changed.

The easiness went out of it. Not dramatically, not all at once — it was more like watching a light source shift, the same face suddenly lit from somewhere colder. The grin was gone. The tilt of dry amusement, gone. What was left was something Joonghyuk couldn’t name precisely and found he didn’t want to look at directly, the same way you didn’t look directly at something that had been left exposed without meaning to be.

It lasted maybe three seconds.

Then Dokja stood up.

He didn’t say anything. He crossed to the far corner of the kitchen, where the shadow was deepest, and crouched down. Joonghyuk hadn’t noticed what was there before — a battered suitcase, hard-sided, the old-fashioned kind with the brass latches, sitting flush against the wall like it had always been part of the room. Dokja clicked the latches open with the ease of long habit and lifted the lid.

He packed methodically. There wasn’t much. A small magnet — the refrigerator kind, cheap, the paint worn down to almost nothing — which he wrapped in a cloth before setting it inside. The ceramic mug, cold coffee and all, nestled into a corner of the case. A folded piece of paper from his pocket that he smoothed once with his thumb before placing it flat on top. A book from somewhere — Joonghyuk hadn’t seen him pick it up but it was in his hand, and then it was in the case.

That was all.

He clicked the latches shut and picked up the case and walked past Joonghyuk toward the hallway without a word. His shoulder passed close enough that Joonghyuk felt the cold again, that particular cold, and then he was in the hall and heading for the stairs.

Joonghyuk followed him.

He wasn’t sure why. Professional habit, maybe — you didn’t lose track of an entity mid-assessment, not until the job was done. But the job didn’t feel like the reason, standing at the bottom of the stairs watching Dokja’s back as he went up, the suitcase bumping once against the banister.

He followed him up.

The reading room again. Dokja set the suitcase down beside the pallet of blankets and stood looking at it for a moment, then started folding. The blankets went neat and flat, the pillow on top, the whole thing compressed down to something that could fit under one arm. He worked in silence. The room was very still.

“What are you doing,” Joonghyuk said.

“Packing.” Dokja didn’t look at him.

“I can see that.”

“Then you didn’t need to ask.” He stacked the folded blankets beside the case and looked around the room once, the practiced look of someone checking they hadn’t left anything behind. His gaze moved across the water-stained cup, the remaining books, the bare bulb in its fixture overhead. Checking. Cataloguing.

“You’re leaving…” Joonghyuk said.

“You told me to.” Dokja picked up the remaining books and slid them into the case. “House is going on the market. Time to move on. Wasn’t that the speech?”

“That speech is for entities that are bound to the —” Joonghyuk stopped. “You said you could leave whenever.”

“I can.”

“Then why —”

“Because I was comfortable.” Dokja said it flatly, without particular feeling. “The feng shui was nice.” He clicked the latches again, stood, and looked at Joonghyuk for the first time since the kitchen. His face was even. Professional, almost, which on a ghost read as deeply wrong. “You don’t need to follow me out. I know the way.”

Joonghyuk didn’t move from the doorway.

Dokja picked up the suitcase.

“I shouldn’t have asked that,” Joonghyuk said.

Dokja stopped.

Not a dramatic stop — just a small cessation of movement, like a clock winding down between ticks. He was facing the door, the suitcase in his hand, the blankets under his other arm.

“It’s fine,” he said.

“It’s not.” Joonghyuk wasn’t sure where the words were coming from. He wasn’t given to apology as a rule — Sooyoung had opinions about this, loudly, on multiple occasions — but something about the three seconds of Dokja’s face in the kitchen was sitting in his chest like a splinter. “I opened something I had no right to.”

The silence stretched.

Then Dokja set the suitcase down.

He didn’t turn around immediately. He stood with his back to Joonghyuk, and Joonghyuk watched the line of his shoulders, the particular stillness of someone who was deciding something.

When he turned, his expression was flat. Not cold — just emptied out, the way a room looked when all the furniture had been moved to the center for cleaning. He looked at the wall beside Joonghyuk’s head. Not at him. Past him, or through him, at something in the middle distance that wasn’t in the room.

“It wasn’t dramatic,” he said. “If that’s what you’re imagining.”

Joonghyuk said nothing. The compass in his pocket had gone still, he realized. Completely still for the first time since he’d walked through the front door.

“There was a girl.” Dokja’s voice was even. Informational, almost. “An alley, off one of the main streets. Late. A man had her backed against the wall.” He paused. “I told him to stop. He did...” Another pause. “Until he didn’t.”

His eyes stayed on the wall. His hands were loose at his sides.

“It was fast ,he just pulled out a knife and-” he said. “I remember that- And then it was cold, and then it was just — quiet. The way places get quiet at that hour when everyone’s gone home.” He blinked once, slow. “She ran. Which was the right thing to do. I want to be clear about that — she did the right thing. He ran too, which was less admirable but also not surprising.” The corner of his mouth moved, something that would have been a smile in better lighting. “I didn’t have an ID on me. I almost never carried it. So they had a body with no name and no one called to say they were missing someone, because —” He stopped.

He looked at the wall.

“There wasn’t anyone to call,” he said. “No family worth — nothing relevant. No one waiting.” He said it the same way he’d said everything else, in that same even register, but his gaze had gone very fixed on the point beside Joonghyuk’s head. Tunnel-visioned. Like if he looked at anything that looked back he’d lose the thread. “The girl never came back to identify me. I don’t think she knew my name. I don’t think I told her.” A breath, short and quiet. “So that was that.”

The room held the words.

Joonghyuk stood in the doorway and looked at Kim Dokja, who was looking at the wall, who had a suitcase packed with a mug and a magnet and not much else, who had died in an alley with no name and no one to call and was now explaining it in the same tone you’d use to describe a delayed train.

He opened his mouth.

“I—”

His phone rang.

The sound of it was obscene in the quiet of the reading room, loud and ordinary and completely indifferent to the moment it was interrupting. Joonghyuk’s hand moved to his pocket before he’d decided to move it. The screen lit up against his palm.

Han Sooyoung.

He looked up.

Dokja was looking at him. The wall-gazing was over — he was fully present now, eyes on Joonghyuk’s face, expression unreadable in a way that was different from before. Not the careful flatness of someone recounting a hard thing. Just — watching. Patient and still, like he had nowhere to be, which he didn’t, which was the whole problem.

The phone kept ringing.

Joonghyuk picked up.

“Tell me it’s done,” Sooyoung said, without preamble.

He looked at Dokja. Dokja looked back at him. Neither of them moved.

“Yes,” Joonghyuk said. “The ghost has been exorcised.”

Something passed across Dokja’s face. Small and fast, gone before Joonghyuk could read it properly. He kept looking at him anyway.

“Finally.” The sound of Sooyoung exhaling dramatically came through the speaker. “Do you have any idea — okay, the bet, Joonghyuk. You understand what you’ve done to me. Hyunsung is insufferable when he wins, he’s going to bring it up for months, you’ve ruined my entire —”

“I’m filing the report tonight.”

“Oh, the report. Yes. Very good. Very professional. Meanwhile I’m out forty thousand won because you decided to take your time with a class two residential —”

“It was a complicated case.”

“It was a house, Joonghyuk. You do houses in your sleep. What could possibly have — you know what, never mind, I don’t want to know, just come back and sign the paperwork and never do this to me again.”

“Goodnight, Sooyoung.”

“I’m serious, I’m genuinely —”

He hung up.

The room was very quiet again.

Dokja’s expression hadn’t moved from that unreadable middle distance between watching and not watching. His hands were in his pockets. His suitcase was at his feet. He looked, for a moment, like someone waiting to see if the weather was going to decide anything.

Then the corner of his mouth tilted up.

“Huh,” he said. “I didn’t realize. You’d already exorcised me.”

“Dokja —”

“No, no.” He bent and picked up the suitcase, tucked the blankets under his other arm. “It’s fine. Very efficient. I didn’t even feel it.” He patted his own chest with two fingers, checking. “Clean work. Very professional.”

“I told her that so she’d stop asking questions.”

“Of course you did.” He was already moving toward the door. “Well. Thank you for the — whatever this was. Lovely meeting you, Yoo Joonghyuk.”

“Where are you going.”

“Out, I think. That was the plan, wasn’t it?” He didn’t stop walking. “House on the market, time to move on.”

Joonghyuk followed him down the corridor, down the stairs, through the entrance hall where the salt was still scattered across the floor and three ofuda strips hung at crooked angles from the walls. Dokja stepped over the salt with the ease of someone who’d noted it earlier and filed it away. He pushed the front door open and walked out.

The night had gotten colder while they’d been inside.

The gravel path was silver-grey under the cloud-covered sky, the trees at the perimeter shifting in the wind, and Dokja stood at the bottom of the front steps with his suitcase and his blankets and looked out at all of it with his hair moving slightly and his expression doing something that wasn’t quite anything Joonghyuk had a name for.

Joonghyuk came to stand beside him.

“What will you do now,” he said.

Dokja glanced at him sideways. “Oh.” The amusement was back, thin but present. “Now you have a bad conscience.”

“I’m asking a practical question.”

“Are you.” He looked back out at the gate, the lane beyond it, the dark between the trees. “You threw me out.” He tilted his head. “The guilt is a new development. I didn’t think ghost hunters did guilt.”

“It’s not guilt.”

“What is it then.”

Joonghyuk didn’t answer that. The wind moved through the gravel between them.

“There are other places,” Dokja said, after a moment. More to himself than to Joonghyuk. “There are always other places. Someone’s unloved house, some building that’s been standing empty long enough that no one notices an extra presence.” He shrugged, the suitcase shifting in his grip. “I’ve been doing it for a while. It’s fine.”

“You’ve…. been doing it for years.”

“I have a system.”

“A suitcase with a mug in it.”

Dokja looked at him. “The mug is important.”

“I’m not arguing about the mug.”

“Good, because I won’t.” He set the suitcase down on the gravel and crouched beside it, clicking the latches open, adjusting the book inside with the precise care of someone reorganizing a thing that mattered to them even if it didn’t look like it should. “It was my mug before. I’ve had it a long time.” He clicked the latches back shut. “Most things don’t carry over. You’d be surprised what does and doesn’t make the transition. The mug did.” He paused. “I was glad about that.”

Joonghyuk watched him straighten back up.

“The magnet,” he said.

Dokja looked at him sharply. “What about it.”

“You wrapped it in cloth before you packed it. You were careful with it.”

A beat. “I’m careful with all my things.”

“You have very few things.”

“Then it’s easy to be careful with all of them.” He picked up the suitcase again and looked at Joonghyuk with an expression that was working hard to stay light and mostly succeeding. “You’re very observant for someone whose job is just to make things ‚poof‘ disappear.” he gestured comically.

“It’s not just that.”

“What is it then.”

Joonghyuk looked at him. At the suitcase, the blankets, the cold mug packed with cloth around it like something precious. At the face of a man who had explained his own death in an even voice while staring at a wall, and was now standing in the dark outside a house that had never been his making a joke about bad conscience.

“You never had something for yourself- or at least someone- And I’m sor-.“

It came out quieter than he intended, he couldn’t bring himself to finish the sentence. He was talking to a ghost for fucks sake.

Dokja’s expression didn’t collapse. It didn’t do anything dramatic. It just — held. Very still.

“That’s a very direct thing to say to someone you’ve known for —” he checked an imaginary watch “— one very eventful hour.”

“Am I wrong.”

The wind moved through the trees at the perimeter. Somewhere down the lane a branch shifted and settled.

Dokja looked at him for a long moment.

“No,” he said. Quietly. Just the one word, with no joke attached to it, and the absence of the joke was louder than anything he’d said all night.

Joonghyuk pressed his index finger and thumb against his temples.

He stood there for a moment with his eyes closed, in the cold, next to a ghost with a suitcase. Fuck this.

He exhaled.

“Come,” he said.

Dokja stared at him. “Sorry?”

“Come.” He was already turning toward the car. “Before I change my mind.”

“Come where, exactly.”

“Does it matter?”

A pause. Gravel shifted — not underfoot, just the wind moving it, but it filled the silence the way silences needed something to fill them.

“I suppose not,” Dokja said, slowly, like he was surprising himself.

The car was exactly as Joonghyuk had left it — kit bag in the back, the radio still on low, the GPS screen gone dark from disuse. He got in the driver’s side and didn’t look at the passenger seat while he heard, or rather felt, the slight temperature drop that meant Dokja had gotten in beside him.

He looked now.

Dokja was sitting with his suitcase on his lap, upright, like a man on public transit who wasn’t sure of the stop. He was looking straight ahead through the windshield at the dark lane and the gate and the trees beyond it. After a moment he seemed to decide the suitcase was unnecessary and set it carefully in the footwell. Then he looked at Joonghyuk.

“So,” he said.

“So,” Joonghyuk said.

“This is the part where you explain what we’re doing.”

“I haven’t decided yet.”

Dokja nodded slowly. “Helpful. Very clear. I appreciate the communication.” He settled back in the seat, and Joonghyuk watched him in his peripheral vision as something in his posture did a small, almost imperceptible thing — a degree of loosening, like a knot easing off without fully undoing itself. “For what it’s worth I had no destination in mind anyway. So.” He gestured at the windshield. “Wherever.”

 

Joonghyuk started the engine.

The gate swung open as he rolled toward it, same as before, and then the gravel was behind them and they were on the narrow lane, the trees moving past on either side, the radio murmuring something instrumental that neither of them acknowledged.

“You don’t have to do this,” Dokja said, after a while. Not pointed — just offered, plainly, the way he’d said most things tonight.

“I know.”

“I’ve been doing the other thing for a while. The wandering. I’m used to it.”

“I know that too.”

Dokja looked at him. Joonghyuk kept his eyes on the road. “Then what is this.”

“I told you. I haven’t decided.”

“You’re a very confusing person for someone in such a regimented profession.” He propped his feet up against the dashboard, ankles crossed, with the ease of someone who had decided if he was in the car he was going to be in the car. “Do you do this with all of them? The ones you exorcise?”

“No.”

“So I’m a special case.”

“You’re an anomalous case.”

“Professionally speaking.”

“Yes.”

“Right.” Dokja looked out the passenger window. The trees were thinning now, the road widening back toward something that appeared on maps. “And unofficially speaking.”

Joonghyuk said nothing.

Dokja smiled at the window. Small, private, the kind that wasn’t performing for anyone. “You feel responsible,” he said. “That’s what this is.”

“Partially.”

“The hunter’s conscience.” He said it without mockery, which somehow made it worse. “You came in, disturbed the ecosystem, and now you feel bad about the displacement.”

“You were going to leave anyway. The house is being sold.”

“I would have found somewhere.”

“A building that gets demolished,” Joonghyuk said. “Like the last one.”

Dokja went quiet.

“You mentioned it,” Joonghyuk said. “Earlier. One of the places you stayed got demolished while you were in it.”

“That’s happened more than once, actually.” He said it lightly, but his feet came down from the dashboard, just slightly. “You get used to it.”

“That’s a terrible answer.”

“It’s an honest one though.” He glanced sideways. “You feel bad. I find that — I don’t know. Amusing isn’t quite right.” He turned it over. “Unexpected. I find it unexpected. People don’t usually —” He stopped. Redirected. “Ghost hunters don’t usually feel bad. In my experience.”

“How many ghost hunters have you met.”

“Not a lot.” He spread his hands. “Limited sample size. But you seem like the type who’s normally quite good at not feeling bad about things.”

“I’m excellent at it.”

“And yet.”

“And yet,” Joonghyuk agreed flatly.

Dokja laughed. It was the same laugh as before — short, real, getting out before he could decide about it. But this time he didn’t seem to mind that it had gotten out. He leaned his head back against the headrest and looked at the ceiling of the car with an expression that was the most unguarded Joonghyuk had seen from him yet, which was saying something, because the bar for the evening had been eventful.

There was something in it. Underneath the amusement, underneath the deflection that had been running all night like a current under water. Something that looked, very quietly, like a person who hadn’t sat in a car with anyone in a long time and was trying not to notice how that felt.

Joonghyuk noticed it. He filed it away without comment, the way he’d been filing things all evening.

“Where are we going,” Dokja said, to the ceiling.

“I don’t know yet.”

“You keep saying that.”

“It keeps being true.”

“Most people have a destination in mind before they start driving.”

“Most people,” Joonghyuk said, “haven’t just spent an hour being lectured by a ghost about feng shui.”

Dokja pointed at him. “The feng shui comment was one time and I stand by it. That house had good bones.”

“It had a broken gate and a faulty light on the second floor.”

“Characterful.”

“That’s not a selling point.”

“It was for me.” He turned his head on the headrest to look at Joonghyuk properly, and there was something so casually comfortable in the gesture, so unconsidered, that it landed strangely in the quiet of the car. Like he’d forgotten to keep his distance and hadn’t caught himself in time. “For what it’s worth,” he said, “I didn’t mind it. Tonight. Relative to my recent social calendar, it was quite lively.”

“That’s a low bar.”

“I have made my peace with a low bar.”

Joonghyuk glanced at him.

Big mistake.

He had turned his head maybe fifteen degrees, just the standard check of a driver noting something in the periphery, and Dokja was already looking at him with that dark steady gaze and something in it that Joonghyuk hadn’t had time to prepare for — direct and quiet and just slightly too knowing, the look of someone who had been watching him all evening and had drawn conclusions he wasn’t sharing yet.

Their eyes met.

Joonghyuk’s hands moved on the wheel without his permission. The car swung — not dramatically, not dangerously, just enough that the lane markings did something they shouldn’t have — and he corrected immediately, both hands firm, eyes front.

The silence lasted exactly two seconds.

“Eyes on the road,” Dokja said. Gravely. Deeply serious. “Cowboy.”

“Don’t.”

“I’m just saying. I’ve already died once. I’m not in the market for a second attempt, and I certainly don’t want to take you with me.” He paused. “Well. It would solve your paperwork problem.”

“There is no paperwork problem.”

“You told your colleague you’d exorcised me.”

“I’ll handle it.”

“Very confident for a man who just swerved because of my unavoidable charm.”

“I didn’t swerve because of —” Joonghyuk stopped. Breathed. “The road curved.”

“The road,” Dokja said, with tremendous patience, “has been straight for the last two minutes.”

Joonghyuk said nothing. The radio filled the gap with something quiet and unhelpful. Beside him, he could feel Dokja smiling.

The town lights were visible now at the edge of the dark, orange-warm against the sky, and Joonghyuk drove toward them without a destination and didn’t look at the passenger seat again.

He’s requesting a pay raise after this.