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Video description:
A girl, presumably in her teens, giggles and slaps her companion on the arm repeatedly in excitement, trying to keep her squeals as quiet as possible. Her camera is shaky and unfocused, trained on two men, across the parking lot.
Girl 1 : So here we were, thinking we could go do errands in peace after playoffs hockey and oh my god [Laughter]
Girl 1 : just oh my god, this cannot be real.
Girl 2 : there's just no way
[giggling can be heard from behind the camera]
[smacks and rustling fabric are heard, girl 2 also giggling]
The camera slowly zooms in, the two girls are still giggling. The camera focuses, the view clears up, revealing Ilya Rozanov (captain of the Ottawa Centaurs) and his husband, Shane Hollander (Assistant Captain and star center of the Ottawa Centaurs). Shane Hollander is carrying grocery bags on both hands. Ilya Rozanov trails slowly behind, preoccupied with something on his phone.
Girl 1 : should we go say hi? Oh man Cy is gonna freak.
Girl 2 : he'd be sooo pissed. Should we? I don't wanna be a bother.
Girl 1 : wait stop oh my god
[giggling and fawning at the sight]
Girl 2 : that's so fucking cute, they cannot be real
Ilya Rozanov finally looks up and sees his husband carrying all their bags and moves to grab the bags from Shane’s left.
Shane, without looking, stops and moves the bags to his right hand and puts his other hand on Ilya's waiting ones.
Rozanov is tugged towards Hollander, who then presses a kiss to the back of his hand and walks towards their car.
Girl 1 : I'm dead. They've killed me. Cy is gonna be so jealous
Video cuts
Caption: Holy shit I can't believe we accidentally encountered the first husbands of hockey in the wild - they were so cute we couldn't possibly bother them
Twitter:
Drew loves RM @kmnmjnstill :
This is the couple that's PR? baby get some glasseeees
↳ Most Vindicated Fan since 2010 @hailhollanov :
Get a grip more like.
Author Mia @miawrites ✪:
i can't believe that I'm here, at the ripe age of 40 years old, giggling about two men at a parking lot
Haily Mary @irozsquad :
so…. can we talk about sh*ne's hand size now or….
↳ Leah the star @leaselytras :
somebody go get the horny spray right now↳↳ Raerae⁷ @stareyedshane :
no, let user 4 speak, give her the mic
Stream Thursday's Child @shanesleftthigh :
ilya rozanov is god's strongest soldier fr, if THE shane hollander did that to me, i would've made cameo-gate look like a peck
Caleus @ethicalrozy :
this is Boston's man whore??? This man right here??? I see those weak knees Rozanov you ain't fooling nobody
↳ Cup Winner Voyageurs @drunk3nMTL :
Virgin Mary Hollander had him weak in the knees lmao↳↳ Caleus @ethicalrozy :
Saint Hollander turned a hoe into a housewife - I need the notes, shane please↳ Let's go Wyatt Hayes @borncents:
Roz isn't special, that one had me feeling something too
Lulu (not lemon) @ilucanated :
get that man pregnant shane!!!
↳ [Deleted] Shane Hollanders Husband 🥵 @IlyaRozH81 ✪ :
I am trying my best!↳↳ Troy See 📌@TroyBarrett17 ✪ :
🤨📸📸📸↳↳ Cliff Marlow @CliffMarlowPlayer ✪ :
im telling shane↳↳ Hayden Pike @HaydenPike35 ✪:
freaks!↳↳↳ Shane Hollanders Husband 🥵 @IlyaRozH81 ✪ :
Everyone! @HaydenPike35 ✪ is being homophobic and biphobic. Do not listen to him!
User AK @user0139129087341892731ak :
what the fuck is this shit. Desecrating Hockey like that. Disgraceful!
↳ Darlina Come Back @destielschild:
everyone! old miserable loser found in the comment section of a Hollanov shipper
user2381273pd @user2381273pd :
can't believe these homos still have a career after that video. so unprofessional
↳ Boodram's #2 Fan @b00dman :
mind you, the 'homo' this loser is talking about is the captain that led his favorite team to 3 cups btw.↳ Mic Raft @micrafter19 :
if youre so concerned about professionalism, you should just go start playing pro hockey then. Since you know so much↳ Sierra⁷ @ilyaseyes :
guys we found drapeau's burner. Seize him
Cyrusbee @cyrozanov :
what the hell, the one time i bail on you guys you see Hollanov in the wild?!?!?!? this is my 13th reason.
Go Bears Go @marL0w :
no guys wait i once saw my dad do this to my mom and my mom literally melted. 9 months later my annoying brother was born.
↳ Katie @katiesbeacon :
can guarantee. my wife (then girlfriend) did this to me once and I swear there was a whole zoo in my tummy.
🔁 Zane Boodram @ZaneBoodramCens ✪ :
oh this is why Cassie's been giggling on her phone
🔁 Cliff Marlow @CliffMarlowPlayer ✪ :
Maybe I understand why Roz moved to Ottawa now…
↳ Connor @CConnorsBOS ✪ :
that gave me butterflies↳↳ Rozzy Shane @rozanderagenda :
@CliffMarlowPlayer , @CConnorsBOS
here:www.youtube.com/ilya-rozanov-fighting-compilation↳ Evan D-Man @EvDykstra ✪ :
lmao you should see Roz opening all the doors for Hollzy↳↳ Cliff Marlow @CliffMarlowPlayer ✪ :
all the doors?↳↳ Evan D-Man @EvDykstra ✪ :
all. the. doors. car, house, sliding, gym - theres a door, cap will open it.↳↳ Not Chewy @NickChouinard ✪ :
roz said its because shane's hands are too precious and must not be inconvenienced if hes around.↳↳↳ J.J. Boiziau @JeanJacquesBoiziau ✪ :
i was a fool trying to set shane up with other men when he apparently already gets the princess treatment. i need to make some calls 😭🙏🏻↳↳↳↳ Shoseph Hollander @shaneybby:
JJ run before you catch homewrecker allegations 😭
🔁Bergy @EricHolmberg ✪:
that's mama and dada
↳ Ryan Young @RyYoungHockey ✪ :
mother and father↳ Luca Haas @LucaHaasRW ✪ :
that's our parents↳ Q. LaPointe @QuenLaPointeHockeyPlayer ✪ :
dilfs iktr↳↳ Harris Drover @H.drovertwt ✪:
so mandatory meeting tomorrow
↳↳↳🔁 Not Chewy @NickChouinard ✪ :
lmao the rooks got into trouble. @ShaneHollanderRHockey your ducklings are in trouble
↳↳↳↳ Shane Hollander-Rozanov @ShaneHollanderRHockey ✪ :
@IlyaRozH81's ducklings when they misbehave↳↳↳↳↳ Shane Hollanders Husband 🥵 @IlyaRozH81 ✪:
мой глупый гусь (my silly goose) . this is lies and slander↳↳↳↳↳ Hazy @WyhayesGoalie ✪ :
harris help, they're flirting on mainnnn
🔁 Mic Raft @micrafter19:
"my silly goose" ???? My silly goose? i used to dream of times like these
↳ PHAN CANON @phanphage02 :
every day i clock into this app and I thank the gods that my hockey yaoi and my youtuber yaoi are canon↳↳ Buddie canon when @buddiegrocerycart :
i still can't believe Hockey Gods yaoi became canon first before Buddie
Donut Earth is Real see 📌 @theywalkamongus ✪🔁@user0139129087341892731ak "what the fuck is this shit…" :
I'm telling you. This entire thing was made up by the government to make a new breed of hockey genius players. Here is my proof: www.hockeybreedingprogram.co
↳ Moon Man @z00ted :
Tell me more about this donut earth?
↳ Donut Earth is Real see 📌 @theywalkamongus ✪ :
Check dms
Best of Gilly @gillysboy: all this for a pr relationship. Crazy. They're only playing gay rn bc Scott Hunter came out and they need the diversity.
↳ Connor Connors Stan @connieCon : Coming from a fan of a player whose highlight compilation in his 129319th years of playing struggles to reach 2 digits 🤨
Eddie has a silver star @buckleybaby :
i havent followed hockey in ages and now I find out that the two iconic hockey players of our generation are married to each other and gives each other the princess treatment??!
↳ Peter Parker @comicnerdhayes :
come join us non-oomf, stan the queerest team in the league
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@IlyaRozH81 posted in his story:
Caption: Why is he changing my oil? I have the mechanic on speed dial?"
Story 1: Only Shane's toned legs and thighs are visible as he was wearing shorts and a black shirt. Shane is wearing socks and slides with it.
Caption: Errand day 🥵
Story 2: Shane is now wearing a faded brown flannel shirt, with an old shirt under it- but he was now wearing jeans. On his hand is a drill, and he's mounting the bookshelf into the wall. Shane is entirely focused on the task at hand, eyebrows furrowed and lips pursed.
Caption: Я бы никогда не подумала, что такая простая вещь, как стирка белья вместе с кем-то, может сделать меня такой счастливой. Я тебя так люблю. (I never would have thought that something as simple as doing laundry with someone could make me so happy. I love you so much.)
Story 3: It's a short video taken from the back. The brown flannel from earlier is nowhere to be found, the faded print on the black shirt is still legible, reading "Rozanov 81". Shane is folding something while a documentary on Penguins play on the TV. Anya is seen sitting beside Shane, playing with a plushie.
🔁 Accepting DMs @HollanovSightings ✪ :
As seen on Ilya's IG Stories
↳ Rozzy Shane @rozanderagenda :
I used to pray for times like these↳ Stream Thursday's Child @shanesleftthigh :
im never changing my user - and everyone called me weird. look at his thighs?!↳↳ Sky ²⁴ @massiveshane :
🤝 all we do is win↳↳↳ Shane Hollanders Husband 🥵 @IlyaRozH81 ✪ :
Why does Shane get so many body part usernames? where are mine??? I do not think I want any part of my husband to be perceived actually
Applying to be a WAG @hunguponhazy :
Ilya Rozanov can you fight? My name is Hayden Pike, assistant captain to the M*ntreal V*yageurs.
↳ Rozzes ⁸¹ @rozzyhead:
that is literally THEEEEE ilya rozanov wdymmm 😭↳ @hunguponhazy :
He's so greedy hoarding all that in canada. Again - I am Hayden Pike of the V*yaegeurs↳↳ Shane Hollanders Husband 🥵 @IlyaRozH81 ✪ :
🤨❓↳↳↳ Sierra⁷ @ilyaseyes :
rip hunguponhazy↳↳↳ M. Jalo's WAG @mattijaloswife :
rip hunguponhazy↳↳↳ Lane is Seeing Niall! @narrynandos :
rip hunguponhazy
Winning Montreal @drapManVoys :
man take this shit off my screen your ruining the sport
↳ Resign Crowell @cr0wellakgae ✪ :
sir this is a hollanov updates account↳ Kwannie @b00kwan :
*you're (ur/your denotes ownership, whereas ure/you're means you are (Possessive))↳↳ Winning Montreal @drapManVoys :
fuck off from my replies and go suck youre idols dicks↳↳↳ 🔁 The Grammar Police @Grammerpolice ✪ :
uh oh. this user was found using the wrong grammar after being corrected. Here is your retweet of shame. Stay in school kids!
OTP Crumbs pls @R0zaP1keStan :
there's something so incredibly attractive to a man that knows his way around the house 🫦
Shoseph Hollander @shaneybby :
girl what even is a rozapike 😭OTP Crumbs pls @R0zaP1keStan :
a severely underrated ship actually! Its Rozanov and Pike. I have proof!Shoseph Hollander @shaneybby : Oh. no thanks actually, i'm good
Marie ²⁴ ⁺ ⁸¹ @bloomIlya :
just one chance shane please. just one. Ilya doesn't have to know
↳ Raerae⁷ @stareyedshane :
this coming from an Ilya fan of all people↳ Marie ²⁴ ⁺ ⁸¹ @bloomIlya :
God forbid a girl contains multitudes 🙄
Ysa 🏒 @shilyacrumbs :
wait my internet is hella weak rn - what does the russian say?
↳ Mic Raft @micrafter19 : it reads "I never thought something as simple as doing laundry with someone could make me so happy. I love you so much." actually. let's all cry 😭
↳ 🔁 Zee - no. 1 Ilya Curls stan @ilyabee :
oh. okay. delete. my screen is too blurry but please delete.↳ 🔁 Hobi Hockey @urmyh0p3 :
whatever you do, don't think about hollanov never getting this much time together because they played in different teams. do not imagine the two of them wishing they could just grocery shop together and now fold their laundries together. do not.↳↳ Stream With You 📌 @jmn95core ✪ :
what the hell delete this↳↳ HYYH Yoon @yoonluvr :
@urmyh0p3 this is army on army violence pls stop it↳↳ Eddie has a silver star @buckleybaby :
do you think Ily*a and Sh*ne worried they'd never get to do these simple tasks together because of russia and the hockey league?↳↳↳*liked by @IlyaRozH81 and @ShaneHollanderRHockey
↳↳ Go Cens! @hollanderluvr:
"In another life, I would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you."
Notice me Victor @stvickyssidechick :
i just saw that tweet about Ilya Rozanov being domestic - doing laundry. Crying aside, I desperately need to know how Shane Hollander lock that down. I need tips please (my boyfriend of 4 years isn't ready for marriage)
↳ Lulu (not lemon) @ilucanated :
girl stand up omg↳ Raerae⁷ @stareyedshane :
non-oomf, thats THE shane hollander↳ Notice me Victor @stvickyssidechick :
im sorry you are so right 😭
Hollanov defender since 2014 @hailhollanov :
isn't it so crazy that we've only seen an influx of Hollanov sightings lately? we used to live in in a drought
↳ Athy Protection Squad @shaneethereal : wait you're onto something. Maybe they're being forced to post more?
↳↳ 🔁 Best of Gilly @gillysboy
Bergy @EricHolmberg ✪ :
@ZaneBoodramCens remember when Shane was helping Choui fix the table during your barbecue and Ilya was staring too hard that he missed a step and ate shit
↳ Shane Hollanders Husband 🥵 @IlyaRozH81 ✪ :
i have an attractive husband - yes i will stare, no i am not ashamed #letrozthirst↳ Rose Landry @RoseLandryOfficial ✪ :
omg Shane was no better. Ilya and Shane were babysitting the Pike kids while I was visiting and I watched Shane get baby fever right in front of my very eyes↳ Shane Hollander-Rozanov @ShaneHollanderRHockey ✪ :
lies and slander. I was just concerned about safety↳↳ Shane Hollanders Husband 🥵 @IlyaRozH81 ✪ :
tell me more about this Rose Landry↳↳Rose Landry @RoseLandryOfficial ✪ :
you literally do not have to call me by my whole name every time 😭
Dale is caffeinated @Luckyhaas :
Soft Ilya Rozanov has my heart (and a man who yearns is a man who earns)
Kiss it better 'til I cry
Luckyhaas
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Men's Hockey RPF
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
Additional Tags: Angst and fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Shane Hollander loves Ilya Rozanov, Eventually Married Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, Soft Ilya Rozanov, Soft Shane Hollander, Heartbreak and Longing, Yearning, Pining
Summary: After years of hiding in hotel rooms, Ilya has finally had enough. He wanted a life with Shane, not just hours. When Ilya tells Shane will Shane run away or will they brave these untested waters?
↳ Rina | See 📌 @shanestop :
the angst was completely optional btw
↳↳ Dale is caffeinated @Luckyhaas :
now where's the fun in that lol↳ Sierra⁷ @ilyaseyes :
*opens the 350th tab
Subnautica stan @phantasyworld :
what do I have to do to get them to meet dan and phil.
Eddie Buckley Canon @eddietrap :
somebody get tim minear on the phone- show him you can be queer and happy.
24 Retire @shanehollanderretire :
ha! I knew hollander was the woman in the relationship. hockeys greatest doing laundry gay af.
↳ Rei @ObiWyattkenobi :
?????↳ LeClaire kinda 👀 @ilyacomebacktoboston :
they're both men, hope this helps.
Paige 📖 @paigeCensstan:
I feel like we've moved on too quickly from Marlow and Connors thirsting after Shane
↳ Hammy Stan @B3arsSupremacy
babe i think half the league thirsts over Shane Hollander in their burners
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🔴 Q. LaPointe @QuenLaPointeHockeyPlayer ✪ is Live!
LaPointe : Hello people!!!
Young : Oh you're live already
Young pops into frame from somewhere behind the camera, waving
Young : Luca! We're live!
Swearing is heard in the background
Haas : Hello!
LaPointe reads through the comments
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Comments:
@hazysstick : can we invade Hazy's room again
@comicnerdhayes : more comic book lore!!!
@barrettsbicep : I need Troy's salmon recipe pls
@dykstrasman : Could we see Dykstra's playlist pls
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LaPointe laughs
Lapointe : No we can't listen to Dickie's playlist, absolutely not
Young's phone pings
Young : Ooooh Cap and Hollzy aren't busy
LaPointe : Oooooh let's go bother them instead
Haas : Are we really-
Holmberg barges in
Holmberg : Yo, it's quiet out there - I think Hollzy and cap are free
The trio snickers, Haas' phone buzzes, and he quickly reads it
Haas : Hollzy said okay
LaPointe : Let's go bother the husbands of Ottawa and see their post-game shenanigans - everybody drop your theories in the comments
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Comments:
@rozzyhead : ajsdhaskdakl "it's quiet out there" is frying me
↳ @shaneethereal : no bc what are those two doing to their team 😭
@shanehunglander : Everybody get their popcorns its about to be entertaining
@katiesbeacon : my theory is that their "room" actually doesnt have a bed and it's just a cryo chamber with 1 sleeping pod where they get hauled to their next game and win cups
↳ @cyrozanov : not the only one sleeping pod trope😭
↳ @shayjhollziau : omg they have to share one sleeping pod because all the other rooms with two pods in the hotel are all booked
↳ @hollanderluvr : Somebody pick up the pen rn
@ragebaitingshdnshippers : What if they get into the hotel room and it's just competitive husband activities
↳ @holeanov : Hollanov competes who can boil egg using a lime-scaled kettle coming to the all stars near you
↳ @rozzyhead : 😂😂😂
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Haas knocks on the door - his hand blocking the room number on purpose
Shane Hollander opens the door - robe half open, revealing a plaid shirt. There are under eye patches on his face and he looks at the camera directly
Hollander : Just a warning - there's a big whiny baby inside
Rozanov : Hey! Not true! [Off camera]
Hollander steps aside to let the rookies into the room, to reveal Rozanov with a shiny silver facemask on his face. The rookies stifle their laughter
Holmberg : Hey cap. What's uh- that on your face?
Rozanov : Its a face mask. Shane said it's good for my face. It's too cold
Hollander : It's for your shoot on Sunday. Here -
Hollander hands over potato chips to Rozanov and an already open diet coke. He sets down a bowl of grapes on the table in front of them before going out of the frame
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Comments:
@ilyaCore : he's one step closer to being irl bisexual terminator
@laneCensstan : wait pause - what flavor lays is that
@shaneshole ✪ : so far, no sleeping pods - there's only one bed though
↳ @cyrozanov : omg only one bed!!!!
@shayjhollziau : okay but i might need the whole skin care routine later
@ilyabee : what is Roz doing???
Hollander comes back, 4 cans of cold diet coke on hand and the whole hotel chips basket, with 4 more packs of face mask.
@pikesglabella : Oh Shane Hollander I am so fond of you
@katiesbeacon : Holly is feeding his babies - all of them - I am crying
@shanescrease : okay but where is the competitive husband activities
↳ @barrettsbicep : seconded
↳ @ObiWyattkenobi : thirded
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Haas laughs once he sees the comment
Haas : the comments are asking for competitive husband activities
Young : is that a euphemism for something ?
LaPointe : only one what?
Young : Oh! no cap, Hollzy, they thought the two of you would be doing "Competitive husband activities" [Young does bunny ears]
Rozanov : [Nods and laughs before whining] Noooo. I am out of competition energy - my husband tired me out too much the other day
Hollander rolls his eyes before smiling fondly, smacking Rozanov on the arm lightly with a smirk. The rookies are sat on the floor - sharing a look with squinted eyes. LaPointe turns the camera to Rozanov for explanation.
Rozanov's whole body is now visible on the frame - he goes to grab what seems to be another grape and peels it. Depositing it on a growing pile of peeled grapes previously not on camera.
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Comments:
@hazysstick : oh they were fucking nasty
@shanestop : shane just one chance pls
@massiveshane : that smirk on Hollzy's face ? Hot!
@ethicalrozy : can Ilya fight
@ethicalrozy : Is…. is ilya peeling grapes????
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Hollander : for those wondering - it was because he lost. Badly.
Rozanov : No! You cheated!
Rozanov turns closer to the camera pointing an accusatory finger at Hollander, a small pout now on his face. Haas, Young, Holmberg and LaPointe are looking at them back-and-forth like a tennis match. Hollander says nothing, and moved to grab the grapes.
Rozanov : Shane asked me last week - first one to get all the items on the list and check-out wins - loser doesn't get to choose vacation options.
LaPointe : ooookay?
Rozanov : It was a hardware store. All I had were big items on my list -
Hollander : It's literally just wood and lights and paint Ilya. The workers helped you.
Rozanov : He went, made the list, and googled floor plan of the store. He cheated.
Hollander : There are no floor plans of the store online Rozanov, and you know it.
Holmberg : Okay but what were you going to make?
Ilya is now eating his chips and still peeling some grapes. Slightly off-camera, the rookies are putting face masks on each other.
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Comments:
@rozzyhead : Ilya "The Russian Menace" "Bisexual Terminator" Rozanov is peeling grapes for his husband, Shane "Hockey Jesus" Hollander
@ethicalrozy : Shane Hollander only eating peeled grapes - i know what you are
@holeanov : Ilya Rozanov lover boy strikes again
@cyrozanov : imagine youre at preston looking for a bucket and you go to the next aisle and hockey royalty is arguing about nail sizes
@hazysstick : wait where did Roz get that flavor
↳ @connieCon : what flavor is it?
↳ @micrafter19 : that looks like pickle flavor?
@borncents : damn they turned a hoe into a housewife fr
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Hollander : Ilya was watching a video the other day on abandoned kittens or cats dying of cold
Rozanov nods enthusiastically grinning at the camera, smug
Rozanov : and you know what? мой архитектор (my architect)
Hollander blushes - grabbing the soda and drinking a little
Hollander : It wasn't days. And I only drew it so I can visualize it better.
Haas : Hollzy saw cap crying over freezing cats so Hollzy spent days planning the perfect box heated box for cats?
Rozanov nods, mouthing 'HOT', grinning from ear to ear
Rookies: awwwww
LaPointe : What the hell that's so cute
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Comments:
@ObiWyattkenobi : @micrafter19 Roz said smth in russian what was it ?
↳ @micrafter19 : he said "my architect" oml
@ilucanated : Lord. I've seen what you've done for others
@miawrites ✪: hoLD PAUSE
@cr0wellakgae : i CAME HERE FOR THE ONLY ONE SLEEPING POD THEORY - NOW WE HAVE PEELED GRAPES - SKIN CARE, WARM CAT BOXES
↳ @shanestop : jealousy is a disease and I have it
@stareyedshane: oh fuck me
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Hollander : It's just a cat warm box. It'd help many animals too.
He's mumbling a little, flustered. He pre-occupied himself by peeling the silver facemask off his husband's face and patting parts of his face lightly with the back of his hand. Rozanov is basking at the attention.
Rozanov : He ordered really expensive wood treatment from overseas and heating pads for me
Hollander : I will divorce you
Haas queaks in alarm. The other rookies watching the scene just as invested as the instagram audience.
The live's quality drops
Rozanov: [Laughs at his husband who's blushing] Yes. Okay we can divorce.
Quality drops again
Rozanov : orce- then I can propose this time instead.
Young : [Shouting] This time?!
LaPointe : [Now kneeling - one hand on Haas' shoulder who looks to be disassociating] wait whe-
Stream quality drops
🔴 Q. LaPointe @QuenLaPointeHockeyPlayer ✪ ended the live!
Twitter :
Klea @shaneshole ✪ :
@QuenLaPointeHockeyPlayer COME BACK HERE RN
Haily Mary @irozsquad:
hello?! do you not know i'm insane?????
Ysa 🏒 @shilyacrumbs :
THIS TIME?!?!!?!
Go Cens! @hollanderluvr:
my heart dropped to my ass when I heard divorce and the russian terror just laughs and agrees bc he can get his turn at a proposal
Rozzes ⁸¹ @rozzyhead : shane hollander blushing, ilya rozanov smiling and giggling, never kill yourself
M. Jalo's WAG-ER @mattijalosREALwife :
everyone talking about divorce but im still here reeling at Ilya peeling the grapes because Shane doesn't like it.
↳ Scott sunbae @scottasaurusrex :
grapes!!!! yknow how thin the skin is???↳Darlina Come Back @destielschild :
they are so annoying im gonna [redacted]
Troy Story @barrettsbicep :
Chip brand found! Ilya was eating these chips - they're pickle flavored and are only available in Russia
↳ Go Bears Go @marL0w :
Sorry Shane Hollander we didn't know you had game like that
Hollanov Down @shanepike:
you guys… Shane loved Ilya to the point of creation
↳ Ysa 🏒 @shilyacrumbs :
STOP IT WE'RE ALREADY DEAD
Bea @larri3 :
They're doing all that instead of winning cups 🙄 Hollander is such a diva no wonder why Montreal kicked him
↳ Get behind me Shane @ProtectShane :
now i know a larry stan in the year 2022 is not being homophobic↳ Gwennyyy @Shaydenboiziau:
why dont we check on ourselves first before speaking ms.larry stan?
Come back shane @1wordvoyageurs ✪ :
how did they hide their relationship for years - Roz never stopped looking at Hollzy fo longer than a few seconds
↳ Raerae⁷ @stareyedshane :
can you blame him? shane is so pretty
Stan Shane's Husband @hollabugs :
Hollanov doing skin care because Ilya has a shoot soon, Shane grabbing russian specific chips. Ilya peeling Shane's grapes. Shane building cat boxes because Ilya got upset. Ilya being okay with divorce because he can propose 'this time' - i have no words 😭😭😭
↳ Most Vinidcated Fan since 2010 @hailhollanov :
No because the rookies were just as invested as we were
Marie ²⁴ ⁺ ⁸¹ @bloomIlya :
oh my god. i am still REELING hold on
Dyl @ytnuocnalyd :
#highmaintenancehollander 🙄
↳ Shane Hollanders Husband 🥵 @IlyaRozH81 ✪ :
I don't think he is high maintenance enough. either way, I love maintaining him.
Anti-Hollanov @hollanovakgae ✪ :
add this as proof that Shane Hollander DID trip on purpose to let Rozanov win. They should ban those two from playing
↳ Sierra⁷ @ilyaseyes :
Go kill yourself actually↳ Jeen | Marzanov save me @ilyamarzanover :
blaming everyone but the guys who can't play fucking hockey huh↳ Raerae⁷ @stareyedshane :
hockey is a TEAM game, fyi.↳↳Anti-Hollanov @hollanovakgae ✪:
They said it! Not me. I think all this is a PR Stunt to clean up the league's image
Faye¹¹⁸ @BobertNash118 :
I want to hangout with them. Platonically. I just want to know how their beautiful minds work
Dale is caffeinated @Luckyhaas : i was possessed by Apollo and the muses
Tear me down (Build me back up)
Luckyhaas
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Men's Hockey RPF
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
Additional Tags: Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Shane Hollander loves Ilya Rozanov, Eventually Married Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, Heartbreak and Longing, Yearning, Pining, Ilya Rozanov loves Shane Hollander, Breaking up and make up, fluff, Second chances, fuck the Montreal Voyageurs, Hockey as Garnish, Canon-Typical Homophobia, but the Canon is the MLH
Summary: Shane pushes Ilya away too far under Crowell's looming threat, and the Voyageurs are icing him out. Shane's life was crumbling all around him. Will love be enough for him to survive?
↳ Mic Raft @micrafter19:
The devil works hard but Dale works harder↳ Katie @katiesbeacon:
angst tag under hockey rpf - likely place for me to be at 10pm on a thursday↳ Peter Parker @comicnerdhayes :
*sighs and opens the 9012391029th tab on my phone↳ HYYH Yoon @yoonluvr : just read it,,,, who hurt you????
Bash 🥰 @dykstrasman : So we know these two are borderline telepathic on ice. Do we think this applies in real time?
↳ Raerae⁷ @stareyedshane :
evidence 1 - the parking lot video - shane didn't even look↳ Rozzy Shane @rozanderagenda :
Rozy didnt even need to be asked to peel the grapes here. evidence 2 i think.
Stella ⭐ @malumtruther :
okay so I am that Preston's worker who helped Rozanov (I didn't know it was him at the time). I just want to say that he was so nice and polite and he had a handwritten list (it was like calligraphy). He kept talking about his husband-
↳ Stella ⭐ @malumtruther :
And how his husband started the project for him and how his husband is the prettiest and kindest man. He also mentioned that his husband was allergic to cats but he takes anti-allergy meds every time they volunteer at cat shelters anyways?↳ Stella ⭐ @malumtruther :
When I asked him what he did for a living he just said he's a trophy husband btw I had no idea who that man was but I genuinely thought he was a happily kept trophy husband↳ Stella ⭐ @malumtruther :
To those in my dms asking, yes he was terrifying at first glance but he just lights up at the talk of his husband. He smelled really good too but not in a way that's overpowering? I complimented him on it and he said "Yes, my shanya does not like strong scents"↳ Fincher @FinchGrabowski10
Oh man - I was the one assisting Shane Hollander. My heart was about to leap out my chest. He is so much more intimidating IRL- but he was SO nice, his list was so organized and he really had everything planned down to a T
↳↳ Fincher @FinchGrabowski10
he did say he was making something for his husband (I was one person away from Ilya Rozanov I almost passed out). He said it made his heart hurt when Rozanov was in distress (he was lowkey shy I almost wanted to puff up and protect this guy from the world)↳↳ Fincher @FinchGrabowski10
like I am perfectly aware that this is a nearly 6ft tall man that plays on ice with knife shoes for a living but he is so nice and polite - and when I told him I had a boyfriend we got to discussion (that I wont divulge bc it made me cry a little) but in the the end I did learn that Shane Hollander is a loverboy TM↳↳↳ Stella ⭐ @malumtruther :
omg did Rozanov's husband mention that he gets his husband random trinkets whenever they go out separately↳↳↳ Fincher @FinchGrabowski10
AND ITS ITEMS THAT REMINDS HIM OF ROZANOV PLS I WAS FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE NOT TO SQUEAL IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR WORKPLACE↳↳↳ Stella ⭐ @malumtruther :
DUAJKSDHAKJSHDASD↳↳ Fincher @FinchGrabowski10:
my god - all the dms asking me what else we talked about, Hollander mentioned that their favorite thing to do together is cook. Especially Ilya. I refuse to divulge anything else. And yes. Shane Hollander smelled so good and he's even prettier up close. The freckles get you.↳↳↳ 🔁 by @IlyaRozH81 ✪
🔁@malumtruther "okay so I am that Preston worker"
🔁 Applying to be a WAG @hunguponhazy :
time to change my DN then
🔁 Mila @shayjhollziau:
wdym Shane is allergic to cats? he can just not volunteer at cat shelters but he just takes anti-allergy meds to do so?
🔁 Raerae⁷ @stareyedshane :
See, the only way to win cups is that if you're pure of heart
↳ Previous Cup Winner Voyageurs @drunk3nMTL:
i cant even fight you on that 😭↳↳ Caleus @ethicalrozy :
Come over to ottawa, we have joy and whimsy here 🌈🥰
🔁 Sierra⁷ @ilyaseyes :
this is so wholesome - i need more of service worker stories encountering hollanov out on the wild
🔁 Ottawa Centaurs @OTTCentaurs ✪ :
We are here to confirm that our captain does talk about his husband off-ice constantly and we never get tired of it!
We also support inclusivity in hockey so go check the links below to support the Irina Foundation and Hockey for Everyone
🔁 LeClaire kinda 👀 @ilyacomebacktoboston:
Ilya Rozanov is officially a wife guy, if you told me this back in 2014 i would've laughed at you😭
🔁 Shane Hollanders Husband 🥵 @IlyaRozH81 ✪ :
@Prestonhardware promote Stella and Fincher they were very helpful and polite
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Instagram:
Hayden Pike @HaydenPike35 ✪ :
guess who had a great day with Uncle Shane @ShaneHollanderRHockey. Oh. Uncle Ilya is there too i guess…
[Slide 1 : he twins with make-up and glitter on]
[Slide 2 : Arthur knocked out, stuffed alligator is clutched tightly on one hand and a firetruck on the other]
[Slide 3 : A zoomed out photo of the living room, the three girls are tuned in on the movie playing (Tangled). On the background is a huge lump. Upon closer look, it's two men napping on the couch in a strange position. Shane had an arm behind his head, one arm around the huge lump on top of him, blond curls peeking through the hoodie]
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Comments:
@CliffMarlowPlayer : Every time you post, it shaves years off my life Pike
@EvDykstra : is that cap? under Shane's hoodie?
↳ @jackiepike : *inside actually
↳ @CaitBood : Please tell me you got pictures please please
↳ @jackiepike : 😉
@RoseLandryOfficial : well somebody's cozy
↳ @Svetrova : Ilyusha will literally live under Shane's skin if he could - trust me i have listened to hours of it
↳↳ @RoseLandryOfficial : I wanna laugh but Shane's no better
@YunaHollander: My boys 💖
[Slide 1 : Picture of the CCM Shoot]
[ Slide 2 : Draft day - Shane has a tense smile and Ilya looking at Shane with a smile]
[ Slide 3 : All star's game 2017 - an HD photo of Ilya kissing Shane on the cheek and Shane blushing]
[ Slide 4 : Shane and Ilya asleep in the couch in the cottage, circa 2017. Their foots are touching]
[ Slide 5 : Christmas time, based on the decorations. Shane is tucked by Ilya's side - napping, while Ilya watches the movie with David]
[ Slide 6 : In the kitchen table, paper and mugs are littered around them - both asleep are asleep. Their pinkies are somehow touching still. David poses in the background with a thumbs up and a smile.]
[ Slide 7 : In the cottage, it's mostly silhouettes of Ilya and Shane, a blanket around them both. Both are watching the sunset.]
[ Slide 8 : Hayden Pike's cropped photo of them asleep - Ilya is on top of Shane, specifically, inside Shane's hoodie, so that only his curls peek through the neck line]
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Comments:
@bloomIlya: Oh that's okay. Crying is on my agenda today anyways
@shaneybby: Mama Hollander please 😭
@stareyeshane: wait a minute- the implications?!
@buckleybaby: IT COULD MEAN NOTHING
@SHunterNYAdmirals : no. Since you were rookies?!
↳ @ShaneHollanderRHockey: Since summer before actually
↳↳ @W.hayes: 😨
↳↳ @ZaneBoodramCens: what
↳↳ @OTTTroyBarrett : Answer your phones???
↳↳ @H.droverIG: wHAT
↳ @IlyaRozH81: 🥰😇
@CliffMarlowPlayer: Oh. Montreal Jane. Montreal Shane. It's all coming together now
↳↳ @RyanCarmi : no fucking way
↳↳ @VicStSimoneBOS: We are so dumb. This is how we find out who Montreal Jane is?!
↳↳ @PhilSebbin27 : but that would mean -
↳↳↳ @IlyaRozH81: 😀
↳↳↳↳ @PhilSebbin27 : yes cap. sorry cap.
↳↳↳↳ @QuenLaPointeHockeyPlayer : get your own captain 🔪
@JeanJacquesBoiziau : if Shane is Montreal Jane - that makes Rozanov…
↳ @HaydenPike35: No.
↳ @IlyaRozH81: yes i am shanya's Boston Lily, hope this helps 🙏🏻
↳↳ @HaydenPike35: How do I block someone
↳↳↳ @IlyaRozH81: Oh no. Montreal's 14th best is going to block me. Somebody call the league, the police
↳↳↳ @ShaneHollanderRHockey: i thought it was 15th?
↳↳↳ @HaydenPike35: ⁉️ I'm telling Arthur his Uncle Shane is no longer welcome in our home. Betrayal of the highest kind.
@JeanJacquesBoiziau : Shane MiddleName Hollander, capitaine, answer your phone right now or I will be banging on you door in 2 hours.
↳ Cliff Marlow @CliffMarlowPlayer ✪ : Same.
↳ Vaughny @VaughNYCarter ✪ : Same
↳ Zane Boodram @ZaneBoodramCens ✪ : Same
↳ Troy Barrett @OTTTroyBarrett ✪ : Same
↳↳ Ryan Young @RyYoungHockey ✪ : @VaughNYCarter you don't even go here?!
Twitter:
🔁 by @HollanovSightings ✪
Sky ²⁴ @massiveshane :
we have gathered here today…
Ysa 🏒 @shilyacrumbs :
why are we being fed so well are they being traded to Florida????
↳ Now streaming Niki @holeanov :
?????↳ Caleus @ethicalrozy :
no she's right - there has to be cosmic balance somewhere - IS DALLAS KENT FINALLY GOING TO JAIL?
Rina | See 📌 @shanestop :
what the fuck do you mean 'summer before'
Misha @ilyaCore :
SINCE THEY WERE ROOKIES?!!!!
↳ Most Vinidcated Fan since 2010 @hailhollanov :
bestie - since BEFORE THEY WERE ROOKIES GET UR FACTS STRAIGHT↳ Misha @ilyaCore :
okay my bad - SINCE BEFORE THEY WERE ROOKIES?!?!?!?!↳ hayden's 50th child @pikepikebaby :
if we think about it that would mean theyre essentially highschool sweethearts. childhood sweethearts even if you stretch it↳↳ Cliffnation @marzan0v :
well unthink it tf
Raerae⁷ @stareyedshane :
i have no words. through Rozy's one cup in boston and Hollzy's 3 in montreal they've been in love. or if i'm getting it right - had feelings for each other.
↳ Drew loves RM @kmnmjnstill :
They predate the scott hunter kiss, people said that started a shift in the league do we think-↳ Cliffnation @marzan0v :
STOP THINKING WE'VE HAD ENOUGH THINKING PLEASE
Troy Story @barrettsbicep :
everybody say thank you Scott Hunter
↳ Dale is caffeinated @Luckyhaas :
Thank you @SHunterNYAdmirals↳ Stick Handler 🌈@hazysstick :
Thank you @SHunterNYAdmirals↳ Resign Crowell @cr0wellakgae ✪ :
Thank you @SHunterNYAdmirals↳ Shane Hollanders Husband 🥵 @IlyaRozH81 ✪ :
Thank you old man @SHunterNYAdmirals. My pretty husband and I will visit you in your retirement home soon↳↳ Scott Hunter @SHunterNYAdmirals ✪ :
no you're no longer invited↳↳ Kip 🖼️ @KiptopherGrady :
he's lying. you and shane are still invited↳↳ Shane Hollanders Husband 🥵 @IlyaRozH81 ✪ :
Thank you kip. if you need a man without creaky knees, i will help you↳↳ Shane Hollander-Rozanov @ShaneHollanderRHockey ✪ :
if you get us uninvited i swear rozanov↳ Shane Hollanders Husband 🥵 @IlyaRozH81 ✪ :
Sorry @SHunterNYAdmirals ✪↳↳ Scott Hunter @SHunterNYAdmirals ✪ :
Please leave me out of your foreplay. Thank you.↳↳↳Dale is caffeinated @Luckyhaas : @user1 how does it feel to live the dream
↳↳↳Troy Story @barrettsbicep : im dead. ive died. this is my legacy
LeMaire snubbed @Lemairenomadssss :
Oh so they've just been throwing games for each other since BEFORE rookie season then?
↳ ABSOLUTELY NOT PATRICE DRAPEAU @user2381273pd :
these is why queers shouldnt be playing hockey.↳↳ The Grammar Police @Grammerpolice ✪ : Uh oh. "These" should be used for plural items. "This" is for singular items.
↳↳ ABSOLUTELY NOT PATRICE DRAPEAU @user2381273pd:
i said queerS. are you fucking dumb↳↳ The Grammar Police @Grammerpolice ✪ : Uh oh. "Queers" will fall under collective noun and as such treated as a singular item. We also condemn the use of homophobic and discriminatory language. Retweet of Shame! Stay in school kids.
Previous Cup Winner Voyageurs @drunk3nMTL :
Shane mfing hollander have been playing against the guy he'd been in love with since the his very first pro hockey game and these mfers saying he threw the game? Voyageurs ur days are numbered
↳ PHAN CANON @phanphage02 :
That is simply not true. After they were outed - multiple hockey sources have ran their numbers and reviewed them and found that they actually played so much better during and after their games against each other.↳ PHAN CANON @phanphage02 :
It was also found that they tend to be just as rough or even rougher on each other. Surprisingly - the two have never instigated a fight against each other.↳ PHAN CANON @phanphage02 :
and these voyageur dick riders insist that THE Hollander and Rozanov are throwing games. be so fr. they'd both rather die than lose on purpose. sorry - i dont usually do this on this acc but this argument really triggers me
Hammy Stan @B3arsSupremacy :
the voyageurs looking extra punchable to the entire league rn
↳ Not Gloria @cartervaughnsrightcheek ✪ :
generational fumble for montreal i fear
Scott sunbae @scottasaurusrex :
They're a pair of bonded cats your honor. please do not separate them
Ina saw Niki at The Wiltern @buckleyparenthater :
thats my emotional support codependent hockey husbands!!!!
Mic Raft @micrafter19 :
they're always touching in someway - they're magnets. they're each other's true north.
↳ Eddie has a silver star @buckleybaby :
the way that there is no such thing as true north but for the two of them it's each other 😭😭😭
Paige 📖 @paigeCensstan :
"Ilya would sleep under Shane's skin if he could" Ms. Vetrova, what am I supposed to do with this information. Do you know i'm insane?
Resign Crowell @cr0wellakgae ✪ :
The whole team - freaked out. the entire league - gagged. roger crowell - found dead in a ditch. Hayden Pike - Pregnant with his 1920348192847th child.
↳ Stream Spring Day @ilyatops :
if there are no more Hayden Pike haters left then youre dead type tweet
Let Meredith Retire @lexigreylives :
I only found about the hockey husband last week and I haven't written fics since I was in College and Muke was still a thing, but here is my contribution.
"Shane and Ilya could no longer deny that each hook-up leaves a gaping hole in each other's chests, they lay awake thinking of a future neither of them could have, ignoring how empty and cold the bed was without the other. Scott Hunter kisses his boyfriend and it changes everything." https://archiveofourown.org.12381293812893
Rose stan @Notakidnappingvictim :
I might need a timeline reveal…. where does rose landry fit into this????
↳ Bea @larri3 :
shocker. famous athlete cheats on partner
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Ottawa Centaurs @OTTCentaurs ✪ :
Off the Ice, Episode 3 is out now on our official YouTube Channel.
Spend a weekend getting to know Captain Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander off the ice.
https://youtube.com.watch.OfftheIce3.OttawaCentaurs
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Video Description:
Video opens to Ilya Rozanov, sitting on a couch - fiddling with his mic pack
Rozanov : It was Choui and Selena's turn last week no?
Harris [Off camera] : Yeah. It was Bood and Cassie's before them.
Rozanov : Ah. You and Troy next right? It's apple jam time in the farm?
Harris [Laughing] : Yeah. I'll make sure to save some for you and Shane.
Rozanov nods appreciatively. He finishes fixing his mic - and turns to the camera fully before glancing to Harris off-camera. He starts.
Rozanov : Hello I am Ilya Rozanov - the Captain of the centaurs. You are here to spend a day (or two) with Shane and I
Harris [Off camera] : And where is Shane currently?
Rozanov visibly lights up
Rozanov : мой любимый муж (my beloved husband) has a shoot until a little after lunch it's for [Redacted and fast forwarded]
Harris [Off camera]: Okay so I don't think we can put that on the video
Rozanov : [Winks] Our secret then
Rozanov stands up, the camera shortly follows from a short distance.
Rozanov : Do I have to narrate everything or is sometimes just okay?
Harris [Off camera] : Everything is much better but It's also okay if it's just every now and then. The goal is to get to know the players off the ice after all.
Rozanov hums and nods, he gestures upstairs
Rozanov : Since our hockey season is finally over and our professional engagements are almost over, it's time for us to go to the cottage. Which is why if you will notice, it's all a little messy.
Camera pans to the "mess" which is mainly some paper work and a few bags
Rozanov : [Laughs] Shane has been very busy these past few days and have been unable to complete his packing. So I will be packing his very many skincare products.
Camera follows all the way to the master bathroom. Rozanov opens the cabinet under the sink and grabs multiple color coded cube-bags.
Rozanov : Shane color codes it by use - Moisturizing, cleansing, and the serums
Rozanov proceeds to make 3 different piles, which he put on their respective cubes. The cubes are not labeled.
Rozanov then grabs the remaining products, putting it in a double sided cube bag. He eyes the camera a little, before opening the medicine cabinet and showing something to the camera.
Rozanov : This is mine. I need them for my uh [hesitant]
Rozanov : For my depression. I started taking them a while ago.
Harris [Off camera] : It's okay Ilya, we don't have to show this if you don't want to.
Rozanov shakes his head, looking at the pills again - before looking at the camera again.
Rozanov : As you know, Shane and I started the foundation together in honor of my mother, who died because of depression. I take these pills because I have that too. It is not something I am ashamed of.
Rozanov puts the pills back in his bag, zipping it up and setting them down on the bed.
Rozanov : Shane was actually the one who told me that maybe I wasn't okay. He noticed that I wasn't doing well and that I might need to talk to someone professionally.
Harris [Off camera] : Did you take the advise?
Rozanov shakes his head - he takes clothes from their closet, folding them and putting it on the suitcase
Rozanov : No. It was a while before I thought that maybe Shane was right. When I told him I thought he might not want to be with me anymore, because sometimes I'm sad and sometimes I do not want to do anything at all, he got sad.
Rozanov stares at the camera
Rozanov : I was being mean to myself - Shane and my therapist would say. He told me that if nothing works and he cannot help - he will still be there always, with me. He is. We are married now.
Harris [Off camera] : [Sniffling] oh.
Rozanov : [Sniffling as well and avoids looking at the camera] Anyways. We are almost packed here. It's just Shane's many skin care and some of our clothes. Our daughter is currently with her grandparents so it's a bit quiet here right now.
The video is put on fast forward, Ilya gathers their packed items. He also walks around and is cleaning up the "mess". He organizes their suitcases and load them into Ilya's car.
The video is still on fast forward while Ilya works around the kitchen, making sandwiches.
Video cuts to Ilya washing the dishes
Harris [Off camera] : So there's something the people would love to know - How is it like playing Shane Hollander now that you're no longer rivals?
Rozanov : [stops and laughs] we are rivals still, I think. We just compete with each other on the same side now. You know this Harris
Harris [Off camera] : [muffled] yeah but they don't
Rozanov : There is no one who can keep up with me on ice like Shane could, not even Marly could, and we played together for so long.
Harris [Off camera]: You can say that. Did you know that there's a theory that you're both telepathic?
Rozanov : Like Professor X ? [He receives confirmation off camera and he grins]
Rozanov : I mean, all good husbands should be able to hear their spouse's thoughts, no? How could you prove your devotion otherwise?
Harris [Off camera] : uh
Rozanov : [solemnly nods] its okay if troy can't read your mind yet. Not everyone can be as in love as Hollander and I. It takes a long time.
Harris [Off camera] : about that, how lo-
They are interrupted by the door unlocking and opening - Ilya jumps on his feet and runs towards the door. The camera doesn't follow.
The camera switches - from the angle, Hollander is isn't fully visible, Rozanov can be seen hugging Hollander tight, Russian is being spoken in low tones, indecipherable.
Video Cuts
Screen fades from black. The camera man is sat on the backseat of a car. The audio clears.
Rozanov : We still have chicken parm from your parents. We can eat that?
Hollander : [Strained] I don't think I could handle that tonight.
Rozanov Nods. Still focused on the road, but one hand grips Hollander's. It's no longer in the camera's view but it is assumed that Rozanov is rubbing circles on Hollander's hand
Niki's, a popular indie artist, voice fills the silence
Rozanov : That is okay then. I will cook salmon for you, Мой страшный медведь (my scary bear)
Hollander : My scary bear. You don't have to I could just-
Rozanov : Nuh uh. I will cook, my pride will not let me let my precious husband starve. I cannot have the hockey papers call me best hockey player by default because you starved to death
Hollander : [Laughs] It's nice to hear you calling me the best hockey player Rozanov. You should say it more
Ilya smirks, glancing at the back seat, straight into the camera.
Rozanov : I said this before. More people should know that Shane Hollander is actually an asshole
Hollander : [Laughs and lightly shove Rozanov- it doesn't work] What is it again that you always say? You are what you-
Video cuts to a montage of Shane and Ilya arriving at the cottage. They begin to unpack, their conversation goes unheard as they are not mic'ed.
The camera changes angles as they are followed around the cottage, watching as they cook dinner together. They move in sync, making conversation and laughing as they do so.
After dinner - Ilya all but kicks Shane out of the kitchen. Shane laughs - heading outside instead. The camera doesn't grab the scene fully, but he starts a small campfire.
Ilya follows Shane shortly onto the deck where he sits beside him and lays his head on his husband's lap. Shane's hands automatically reaches for Ilya's head, brushing out the curls gently.
Video fast-forwards - They are seen talking and laughing together. The time on the lower third of the screen moves from 21:00 to 00:00.
Fade to Black
Text on the lower third read 6:00, and Shane is kissing his husband goodbye at the door.
Shane goes about his day, a short run, for which the camera man was not present for, yoga in the gym, for which Harris joined in. He also started to do off-season conditioning drills, which Harris was happy to sit out of.
When all is done, the camera blurs and and focuses on Shane Hollander sitting on the deck, the view of the lake behind him.
Harris [Off camera] : Hi Shane.
Hollander : Hello Harris, happy to be here with you. [Shane smiles, a little tight]
Harris [Off camera] : [giggles] It's okay Shane, it's just us. We can cut anything you don't feel comfortable with.
Shane gives a small smile, more relaxed this time and nods.
Hollander : So. Ilya had to go and re-shoot some stuff this morning. It's just us. You're stuck with us a little longer.
Harris [Off camera] : I don't mind. This place is so nice it feels like I'm in an air bnb. Troy would be so jealous.
Hollander : [Laughs] Maybe you and Troy could come over for dinner sometimes. Non-work related.
Hollander : Oh! Bring Chiron. Ilya and Anya would love that.
Harris [Off camera] : Speaking of pets, just a few months ago, you went trending online for diy-ing a Heated Cat House?
Hollander : Do you want to see it ? It's not that far from here?
They stand up - Shane leads them away from "the Cottage" as they called it. By the edge of the woods a two-story Cat Mansion stood, elevated on stilts and a small ramp. There's an automated cat feeder and water bowl.
Hollander : There are no cats inside currently but sometimes when we're away, Ilya would watch the cats inside on a live feed.
Harris [Off camera] : Do they just come and go?
Hollander : Most of them, yeah. Sometimes though, when a cat stays for too long, Ilya calls the shelter to notify them that a cat is staying here full-time.
Harris [Off camera] : Ah yeah. It was mentioned that you guys volunteered. Do you do it often?
Hollander : When we both have time, yeah we try to. I'm a little allergic though, but they're all so cute.
They are now on the way back to the cottage, when he stops by a patch of wildflowers. He bends over and plucks some and carries it back to the Cottage.
He notices the camera and he shuffles on his feet.
Hollander : Ilya would love them. He bought a vase for flowers.
The tips of his ears are flushed red.
Harris [Off camera] : [Grinning] You guys are so cute. No wonder the wags are always all over the two of you.
Harris [Off camera] : No seriously Shane. You and Ilya are usually pretty private people, at least when it comes to your relationship. How do you feel about it?
Hollander : [Pauses] It's certainly a change. For so long we've been keeping our relationship from the public eye and now we're married and we can finally go on dates and such.
Hollander shakes his shoes, leaving them outside, going straight to the kitchen. He takes out his husband's flower vas. Shane washes the dirt off the bottom part of the flowers. He fills the vase and sets it down in the middle of the kitchen counter, for Ilya to see when he gets home.
Hollander : Don't get me wrong. I love it, I could finally hold Ilya's hand in public, or we could joke around in the locker room and nobody bats an eye, in fact, I think they were the ones to stage an intervention at some point because we apparently weren't affectionate enough [laughs] but it's still so jarring. I keep waiting for the other shoe to drop. Like we've had too much good and now I'm waiting for the bad.
The camera shakes.
Hollander : [Looks away from the camera and Harris, and stares into the lake] My therapist did say to re-phrase my train of thought though. She said to look at it like I've already used up all my bad luck and there's only the good left.
Harris [Off camera] : If it helps, I've only seen supportive comments on the internet.
Hollander : It really has been nice. The team, the fans. Our friends have been so supportive.
Harris [Off camera] : Oh is that what led to you and Ilya becoming 'more' public?
Shane nods
Hollander : That's a part of it yeah. But also, there's really no point in hiding it anymore you know? We've always loved each other and now and the world finally gets to see.
Harris [Off camera] : It's freeing?
Shane nods again
Harris [Off camera] : Will I finally get to hear the timeline? The whole team has been trying to needle it out of the two of you you know?
Shane laughs, covering his mouth as he does so.
Hollander : We've noticed. Ilya and I have a bet running actually. The person who can dodge the most questions in increasingly crazy ways wins.
Harris [Off camera] : [hesitant] Win what?
Shane only smirks.
Harris [Off camera] : [whispers] never mind that
Hollander : So anyways, last week, I heard Hazy try to ask Ilya about it and Ilya had to claim he had diarrhea. When Young asked, I told him I had to polish the floors with a tea towel.
Harris [Off camera] : So who's winning?
Rozanov sneaks in from behind Hollander, who smiles and looks up, as if expecting him. This catches Rozanov off-guard, making him smile in delight.
Hollander : Добро пожаловать домой, Илюша (Welcome home, Ilyusha)
They share a tender kiss, both are smiling. Ilya sets his bag down by the coffee table and sits beside his husband.
Rozanov : Откуда ты узнал, что я дома? (How did you know I was home?)
Hollander : Духи, которыми тебя обрызгали, слишком резкие (The perfume they sprayed on you is too strong)
Shane scrunches his nose a little. Rozanov frowns, sniffing his jacket before leaving for a moment. He returns with a different shirt on, no jacket in sight. He sits back beside his husband..
Rozanov : "Я скучала по тебе, мой будильник. Ты говорила с Харрисом о нас? (I missed you, my alarm clock. Have you talked to Harris about us? ) "
Hollander : Your alarm clock? [he looks to Ilya in confirmation who nods, fond]. And yes, I was just telling him how we've been dodging the questions.
Rozanov : Ah. Yes. I am winning according to Rose Landry and Sveta.
Hollander : Calling her by her full name isn't necessary Ilya. And yes, you were.
The corner of Shane's lips tugged upwards and Ilya frowns, he mouths the word, 'were' while pulling out his phone.
Rozanov : No!
Shane looked at Harris and the camera, smiling gleefully now.
Hollander : I just texted JJ earlier that I couldn't answer him because I was going into labor. It took him an hour to realize.
Rozanov : "Это похоже на обман. Это похоже на предательство. Разве я виновата в том, что Клифф не повелся на такую глупость? (This feels like a lie. This feels like betrayal. Is it my fault that Cliff didn't fall for such nonsense?) " [whining]
Rozanov is then tugged closer to Shane's side, still pouting. Shane plants a kiss on his temple and motions for Harris to continue.
Harris [Off camera] : Since you're both finally here. The team, the fans and the internet are all dying to know. When you mentioned "Since the summer before you were Rookies" what did you mean?
Hollander : It means exactly that.
Rozanov : Shane made the first move. He stalked me, saw me in the parking lot and decided to dazzle me with his pretty freckles. I was gone.
Hollander : [Bristles- flushing] I did not stalk you! I went to introduce myself to him, and he was an asshole! He stalked me by the way - he organized a whole photo shoot for us to meet
Rozanov : [grins proudly] I did
Harris [Off camera] : And you've been together since then?
Both shake their head,
Rozanov : We were lovers [grinning proudly]
Shane groans.
Hollander : I thought we agreed that that meant differently here?
Rozanov : Its a much better term than what the children call it these days. 'Situationship' I think?
Shane, completely dead-pan, turns to the camera.
Hollander : We were lovers
Harris [Off camera] : It wasn't serious? When did it start to become more?
The duo looked at each other.
Hollander : Honestly, whenever we thought about it, we always come to the conclusion that there's always been something there.
Rozanov : We tried to pretend it was always casual but we just were both scared.
Ilya takes Shane's hand on his, continuing.
Rozanov : It took us until 2017, when Scott Hunter kissed his boyfriend after winning the cup that made us realize that it doesn't have to be impossible between us.
Hollander : After finally realizing that I loved Ilya, it all felt hopeless, because we were 'rivals', even if we never really hated each other. Because Russia, because I was Shane Hollander. Then Scott kissed his boyfriend and it suddenly felt like I would die if I didn't at least try.
Rozanov : After that, we just accepted that it may take us until after we retire to have all this, to be married and be out in public, we never expected that we'd be outed, and that it would all be okay, with a lot of people supporting us online.
Hollander : To be clear, we do not hold what happened against Hayden. Ilya and I have both agreed that the ten-years we expected was just too much and it would've gone out anyways.
Hollander : How it all went down, and the aftermath of it were my nightmares come to life. It probably was one of the hardest parts of my career, but I had Ilya with me through it, and he made it all feel a little lighter.
It's now Hollander's turn to be tucked close into Ilya. Ilya's hand rubbed Shane's arms for comfort, and both of their eyes glistened with tears.
Rozanov : It took a near plane crash for us both to realize how silly we both were being, did you know?
Harris shakes his head from behind the camera, he is also trying not to cry.
Rozanov : Hollander is a copy cat. He lit hundreds of electrical candles at home and proposed to me after we nearly crashed. It was my idea first.
Shane sniffles and laughs. Ilya laughs and nods, gesturing to his husband.
Rozanov : In 2017, when I first went to the cottage, by the end of the two weeks I stayed and when we finally decided to date, I told him that when we retired, I would propose to him on the docks, with hundreds of candles.
Harris [Off camera] : You were only exclusive for two weeks and you said that?
Shane completely cuts off Ilya who was opening his mouth to speak.
Hollander : If he'd asked that moment, I would have said yes.
Shane is blushing, ignoring his shocked husband beside him.
Rozanov : Hollander-
Hollander : Fuck. off.
Ilya is grinning madly again, poking Shane by the arm.
Rozanov : You have a crush on me, Shanya?
Hollander grabs a pillow from beside him and smacks it on Ilya's face, before running out into their backyard.
Ilya stands up quickly to run after him but his eyes catches the wildflowers displayed on the counter, and he looks at the camera, saying, before running after his husband:
Rozanov : I truly have never ever loved a person as much as I love Shane, Он — вся моя жизнь, моя душа. (He is my whole life, my soul.)
The camera follows to the duo - Ilya catching up to Shane, but then he is picked up and thrown into the lake. Shane's mic, now discarded by the shore catching their hysterical laughters. Ilya rises from the lake, dragging Shane with him.
Harris [Off camera] : [whispers to the camera] they just gave me emotional whiplash
Video cuts to a montage to the rest of the weekend.
One of the highlights included Shane and Ilya playing running together the next morning. Another is at night, where High School Musical 3 is playing on the TV. Ilya drags Shane up, and waltzing around the living room, matching Troy and Gabriela dancing.
Shane rolls his eyes, and goes along with it, leading as he plays Troy and Ilya, Gabriela.
Video cuts to Shane, alone, no Ilya in sight, removing his mic.
Harris [Off camera] : Is there anything else you wanna say before we end the weekend?
Shane stills, thinking.
Hollander : Ilya is the most important person to me. I wish we were less scared, maybe we could have had this sooner, but also, if I had to go through everything again, both the good times and the bad, to reach this point I would. There is nothing I love more than him.
Soft music plays, and the pan shot of the cottage with Ilya and Shane playing on the backyard fades to black.
Video ends.
Twitter:
🔁 by @HollanovSightings ✪
Zane Boodram @ZaneBoodramCens ✪ :
I can't believe Hollzy would tell the world the embarrassing intervention we tried to stage.
↳ Q. LaPointe @QuenLaPointeHockeyPlayer ✪ :
In our defense we thought they were fighting.↳ Hollander #1 fan @Svetrova :
This is what the intervention was about?!↳ 🔁 Ottawa's Stanley @ragebaitingshdnshippers :
The only team in the league that will stage an intervention because the team's husband aren't doing enough PDA. I love woke hockey.
Mila @shayjhollziau :
@JeanJacquesBoiziau it took you 1 hour to realize that your friend is a male and was in fact not in labor 🤨?
↳ hayden's 50th child @pikepikebaby :
stop 😭 he's just being a supportive friend↳ J.J. Boiziau @JeanJacquesBoiziau ✪ :
God forbid a guy believes his friend when he said he's having a medical emergency…↳↳ Hollanov Down @shanepike :
god I love woke hockey.
Haily Mary @irozsquad :
From now on, the official Roz protection squad is #strict we will not accept slander against that man.
Get behind me Shane @ProtectShane :
Shooting me would hurt less than hearing Shane say that the aftermath of being outed were his nightmares come to life.
↳ Ilya's Shane @shaneholeander :
Shane and Ilya may forgive hayd*n p*ke but I wont - he put them though the torment nexus bc he couldnt be bothered to check his videos↳ Hollanov Protection Squad @shaneethereal :
Shane only had Ilya that time, he was Shane's rock - lets all die↳↳ Fuck you voyageurs @drunk3nMTL :
Let me do you one better, lets k1ll the voyageurs↳↳↳ Hammy Stan @B3arsSupremacy :
Boston do the right thing and beat up the voyageurs on ur next games 🙏🏻
OTP Crumbs pls @R0zaP1keStan :
@micrafter19 👀🙏🏻😭
↳ Mic Raft @micrafter19:
Hold onnnnnnnnn↳↳ Mic Raft @micrafter19 :
Ilya called Shane "my beloved husband", "my scary bear", "my alarm clock" "my whole life, my whole soul". Shane called him "Ilyusha" 😭😭😭↳↳↳ Buddie canon when @buddiegrocerycart :
im deceased. Please. send help.
HYYH Yoon @yoonluvr :
Ilya admitting that he is depressed and he takes medicine for it, that Shane helped him realize that he might need help and Shane saying he will stay. This is such a big deal to see your idols growing up normalize mental health, and not being afraid to be vulnerable. This means so much to us.
↳ Katie @katiesbeacon:
you are right, this is a huge deal for us. donating to irina foundation as I tweet.
Author Mia @miawrites ✪ :
I may not be as rich as Ilya and Shane but I support mental health. Each donation you make to the Irina Foundation, I will try to match.
www.theIrinaFoundation/donate.com
Darlina Come Back @destielschild :
shane won all three cups for m*ntreal, already feeling feelings for Ilya and they still think he threw games. Fuck you
Bash 🥰 @dykstrasman :
After last week's episode, I didn't expect to cry this much. #ThankYouScottHunter
Raerae⁷ @stareyedshane :
This is why our support matter. I stand ten toes down for Hollanov
Hayden Pike @HaydenPike35 ✪ :
Ilya has always been around since the beginning as "Boston Lily". I saw Shane fall deeper in love in real time and I was too blind to connect the dots. Shane smiles at Ilya the way he used to smile down at his phone whenever gets a text from 'lily'. I will also stand ten toes down for Hollanov.
↳ J.J. Boiziau @JeanJacquesBoiziau ✪ :
I am 100% sure that 'Lily' was the first person mon capitaine first texted when he won us our first cup.↳↳ Fuck you voyageurs @drunk3nMTL :
how am i meant to process this in a healthy manner. its been them the entire time 😭
Cliff Marlow @CliffMarlowPlayer ✪ :
"Russians do not blush. Russians do not do this" Roz once told me, and yet, here he is blushing for his Shane-Jane. He'd always been whipped for his Jane since the start
Now streaming Niki @holeanov :
Shane picking flowers for Ilya because he'd love it, Ilya changing shirts immediately when Shane tells him his perfume was too strong - they just love each other so much 😭
Cait @CaitBood ✪ :
Zane once told me that during Roz' first year - someone sent him a bouquet of flowers. it was never brought up again. Shane Hollander Lover boy.
↳ Jackie 💅🏻 @jackiepike ✪ :
Ilya Rozanov, lover boy. I know he spends hours researching and practicing recipes they can cook together that will fit Shane's diet.
Luca Haas @LucaHaasRW ✪ :
I'm not sure if everyone noticed but Ilya's bag is noisy. It clicks and clacks whenever Cap moved it because he's got like 10 key-chains, all given to him by Hollzy.
↳ Bergy @EricHolmberg ✪ :
Not to mention the various stickers on his water bottle.
Most Vindicated Fan since 2010 @hailhollanov :
i cried. we all cried. I love them so much. May a love like theirs find me, and ALSO - I KNEW THEY HAD SO MUCH CHEMISTRY AND PEOPLE CALLED ME CRAZY.
Zee - no. 1 Ilya Curls stan @ilyabee :
the way I relate to the interviewer - they gave me an emotional whiplash too, wdym you drop all that and then the next thing you do is dunk each other on the lake?!
Marie ²⁴ ⁺ ⁸¹ @bloomIlya :
its too early for me to cry
Applying to be a Preston hardware employee @hunguponhazy :
those crying PR stunt have been real quiet since this one dropped 🧐
🔁 by @HollanovSightings ✪
@ShaneHollanderRHockey and @IlyaRozH81
Caption : Yours, always.
[Photo Description : Shane and Ilya napping on the couch, Anya between the two of them.]
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"Shane," he was gently shaken awake.
"моя любовь (my love) ," Ilya whispered, pressing a gentle waking kiss on his neck. Shane hums and turns to his husband, blinking awake.
Their curtains were partially drawn, forgotten from last night, leaving the sun shining, falling on his husband. God Ilya looked ethereal in sunlight.
"Ilyusha? What time is it?" Shane asks, searching for his phone. Ilya shakes his head, kissing down to his chest, before trailing back up to press a gentle peck on his lips.
"We are trending on twitter," His husband murmurs. For a moment, panic grips him, his breath quickens, and his brain startles awake, until he remembered. They were out, they were married, Ilya was safe. Shane reaches out to Ilya, grounding and steady.
"For what?" He breathes out, sitting up, still looking for his phone. Ilya follows, stretching and wrapping and arm around his shoulder, his phone landing on his waiting ones. He shoots Ilya a look.
"I forgot to charge my phone last night, I'm sorry," The adorable sheepish grin he shot him tugs at this heartstrings. Tension leaving his shoulders, he leaned closer towards Ilya to press another kiss on his lips.
The kiss was soft and unhurried. Ilya's tongue slowly licking on his for permission, one that Shane was quick to grant. Normally, he didn't like to kiss his husband with morning breathe, but these days, he finds that result crumbling. Especially when he wakes up right beside Ilya who looks so pretty and peaceful, or when Ilya wakes him. Who was he to deny his husband?
Which then reminds him of the situation.
"Hmm. What are we trending for?" He asks, airy and breathless from the kiss. His husband pouts before opening the Twitter app.
Shane takes it and scrolls, ignoring the other man who moves to hug Shane's torso instead, goosebumps raising on his finger's wake as the drew figures on his bare skin.
Oh. They were trending for something utterly mundane. Domestic. Boring even.
It was of him, putting his hand on Ilya's and kissing it. Perhaps they were drawn to the casual intimacy of it? Did they not know that this was the tamest thing they've ever done?
Reading through the many supportive comments, all the fan-girling ones, the ones freaking out in a positive way, pours something warm in Shane chest. All the negative ones, their… questionable statements and questions are drowned out.
This was something he could scarcely imagine before they were outed. He'd been so convinced that they'd be shunned, never to be seen out in public again, and yet here they are, loved and supported. He feels like a fool.
He sees clickbait articles from gossip rags, just as the phone dings with a text from Farah.
Shane's gaze falls on Ilya, who paid him no mind, pressing kisses on his thigh, and comes to a decision.
"All is okay except for the gossip articles." He could barely send the reply, as he feels Ilya palm his dick through his boxers, quickly stirring it to hardness. Quickly clicking send - Shane groans.
"What are you doing? Yesterday not enough for you?" He asked, eyebrows raised, amused. Ilya was still pouting, kissing his inner thighs now, so close to where he wanted Ilya's mouth to be.
"Everybody is aware how great my husband is now. Everybody wants you more," Ilya grumbled, kissing his way back up. Nuzzling his face on Shane's stomach.
"I guess you have to make sure everybody knows I'm yours then," Ilya lets out a muffled groan, pulling his boxers down in one go.
Maybe they should trend again if it meant waking up like this.
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Later on in the day, when they've finished up all their chores and their heads are clearer, Ilya asks.
"You told Farah that the posts are okay?"
Shane nods. And he was. Ilya shoots him an odd look so Shane elaborates.
"I love you. It's time the world gets to see that too,"
"Я так тебя люблю, моя Шанья (I love you so much, my Shanya) ," Ilya's eyes glistened, unexpectedly and Shane's heart clenched.
"Ты — вся моя жизнь, Илюша. Я люблю тебя больше всего на свете. (You are my whole world, Ilya. I love you more than anything in the world.) " He murmurs, tugging Ilya to his lap, reveling in the feeling of his husband's weight on him.
"We can tell our friends that they're free to share their stories of us on the internet?" Shane asks, albeit a little muffled by being burrowed into Ilya's neck.
"Maybe not everything," Ilya's chest rumbles in answer, and he could almost hear the pretty pout gracing his face again. Shane laughs.
"Not everything," he agreed.
Perhaps he should've done it sooner, let Ilya shout their love in rooftops. Had Farah print ads and put them on billboards, if it would mean so much to him.
Shane guesses it wouldn't be so bad if the world heard just how much they loved each other.