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    Daily posts on the Ottawa Centaurs social media.

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    28 Apr 2026

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    “I’ve…seen you around campus and it’s good to finally meet you. Like, properly.” He fumbled over the words, his tongue feeling thick and heavy and entirely too big for his mouth. Whether it was from the weed or the nerves from Ilya's presence, Shane couldn't tell.

    “I’ve seen you, too.” Ilya grabbed the cigarette from behind his ear, bringing it to his mouth before lighting it.

    “Really?” He watched as Ilya took a long inhale from the cigarette. Shane wanted to say something in that moment, something about how mixing alcohol, weed, and nicotine was probably a bad idea, but the words died in his throat as Ilya blew out smoke from the corner of his mouth and grinned at him. He looked so fucking good.

    Da, Shane Hollander.” Shane fought back a shiver as his name fell from Ilya’s lips. He loved how Ilya’s voice had wrapped around the vowels, long drawn out and quiet. He wanted to hear it again and again.

    or, Shane Hollander has had a crush on Ilya Rozanov from afar for the past three years. They finally meet at a party.

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    25 Apr 2026

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    “Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”

    “Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”

    Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.

     

    In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.

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    23 Apr 2026

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    Like a Record Baby (Will LaPointe): i keep thinking this is some sort of insane dream
    Like a Record Baby (Will LaPointe): but no. we got SHANE HOLLANDER.
    Like a Record Baby (Will LaPointe): because of HOMOPHOBIA!
    Sherlock Holmes (Carter Holmberg): rare homophobia win
    Shane Hollander: Well let’s not go that far.
    El Capitan (Ilya Rozanov): holmberg please refrain from being pro homophobia in the group chat or shane will report you to management

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    Or: Shane's first season on the Ottawa Centaurs, as told through a number of increasingly unhinged texts

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    22 Apr 2026

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    Hockey Hub ✅ @HockeyHub
    What’s up, puckers?! Have you ever wanted to know what it’s like to dominate the NHL? Have you ever wondered how it feels to move across the world for the sport you love? Well, now’s your chance to find out!
    Hockey Hub are delighted to announce that Ottawa Centaurs’ captain Ilya Rozanov (@Rozy81) 🇨🇦 will be taking over today to answer YOUR questions, and he is just dying to get started.
    Tweet with the hashtag #AskIlyaRozanov and keep an eye out for his reply. Questions will be accepted from 12:30PM EST to 1:30PM EST. 👀🏒
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    ilya rozanov only fans @hockeyh8r
    #AskIlyaRozanov idc about dominating the nhl whats it like to dominate shane hollander

    shane hollander fans europe @lcnelyhcart
    @hockeyh8r never change

    Alternatively: the most chronically online NHLer continues to be chronically online, this time under a new username.

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    17 Apr 2026