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1. Hippolyta and Theseus are getting married. Pyramus and Thisbe are ready to throw hands. by NukaDarling

   Fandoms: Team Fortress 2  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   04 Jun 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Sniper/Spy (Team Fortress 2)
   • Minor or Background Relationship(s)
   • Engineer/Spy (Team Fortress 2)
   • BLU Sniper/BLU Spy (Team Fortress 2)
   • BLU Engineer/RED Spy (Team Fortress 2)
   • Spy (Team Fortress 2)
   • Sniper (Team Fortress 2)
   • Recreational Drug Use
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • Period-Typical Homophobia
   • Mistaken Identity
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Platonic Relationships
   • mild gaslighting

   Summary

   It was once said about the BLU Spy, quite correctly,
   “This isn't blackmail, this is you wanting a captive audience for your theatrics!”

   It's a midsummer night, and crikey, what drongos these mercenaries be.

   A spicy Shakespearean follow up to You May Fascinate a Mercenary; can be read as a standalone.

   Series

   • Part 2 of Cheese and Kisses, Trouble and Strife

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   11,168

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Kudos:

   17

   Hits:

   180