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Class 2-A
Monday, 1:47am
Ingenium
I hope the chatter I am hearing right now is because you’re all studying for the exam tomorrow, and not for any other reason.
Uravity
WHY do we have to do exams when we fought in a WAR
Pinky
exactly my point omg
Chargebolt
there’s an exam tomorrow…?
Red Riot
Today actually!
It’s past midnight to technically it’s today
It’s for maths
Chargebolt
oh ok
so im failing
THE GREAT EXPLOSION MURDER GOD DYNAMIGHT
Why the fuck are you all awake right now
Chargebolt
why are YOU awake rn?
THE GREAT EXPLOSION MURDER GOD DYNAMIGHT
Because you fuckers blew up my fucking phone and woke me up
And you guys are talking so fucking loud
The walls are too thin istfg
Chargebolt
you should join us
we’re watching despicable me
Cellophane
YES PLEASE BAKUBRO
THE GREAT EXPLOSION MURDER GOD DYNAMIGHT
Pass.
Ingenium
So I take it that we are not studying.
Deku
I am!
Uravity
then why are you on your phone
Deku
Uhhhh
I’m taking a break
Uravity
sure sure
Chargebolt
MIDORIYA
COME WATCH WITH US
Deku
I’ll go if Kacchan goes
Chargebolt
BAKUGOU PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
Red Riot
PLEASE WE’LL DO ANYTHING
Cellophane
PLEASE IM ON MY KNEES BEGGING
Pinky
BAKUGOU YOURE MY BEST FRIEDN EVER PLEASE PLEASE
THE GREAT EXPLOSION MURDER GOD DYNAMIGHT
No.
Deku
Kacchan I think it’ll be fun!
And we don't have anything better to do
THE GREAT EXPLOSION MURDER GOD DYNAMIGHT
Ugh fine
Chargebolt
…
Red Riot
…
Pinky
…
Cellophane
…
THE GREAT EXPLOSION MURDER GOD DYNAMIGHT
Shut up
Pinky
we didnt even say anything
Deku
We’re on our way to your room Kaminari!
Ingenium
Our class average is about to drop significantly.
Uravity
why are you allergic to fun and joy
can i join you guys?
Pinky
OF COURSE BAE
Uravity
YAYAYA
i’m bringing shoto
Shoto
Hi guys
Pinky
TODOROKIII
Ingenium
Shoto you too?
Shoto
I think it’s a good idea to relax before this exam
It would be good if you chose to relax too Tenya
Earphone Jack
lol gay
Froppy
lol gay
Shoto
?
What did I say to imply that we are gay?
Uravity
being on a first name basis. showing concern for his wellbeing. disagreeing with him so gently.
Shoto
Those are all normal things for friends to do
Uravity
i’ve got my eye on you shoto
Shoto
Because we are walking together right now?
Oh you mean it metaphorically
Anyways, we’ll be at your dorm in a minute Kaminari
Chargebolt
YAYAYAYAYA
***
Monday, 4:57am
Chargebolt
OH MY GOD GUYS
[Attachment: 1 photo: Izuku asleep, leaning against the wall, and Katsuki laying his head on Izuku’s lap, also asleep]
Invisible Girl
bakudeku is REAL
Red Riot
Bro he’s gonna murder you for taking that picture
Froppy
you’re doing god’s work kaminari 🥹
Chargebolt
THANK YOU TSU
finally someone appreciates my hard work
Froppy
adding this to the collection
Uravity
COLLECTION???
TSU PLEASE SHOW ME PLEASE
Froppy
only for you ochako 😘
Chargebolt
tsu you should show me too
Froppy
no
Chargebolt
☹️
Pinky
guys respectfully shut up i’m trying to watch
Ingenium
You’re all still watching? How long are these movies?
Pinky
we’re doing a marathon of all the movies
Red Riot
There’s far too many imo
Cellophane
there can NEVER be too many despicable me movies
Ingenium
Was that really a good idea on the night before our exam?
Pinky
yes
Shoto
I’ve had a good time
I enjoyed the movies very much
Pinky
OK SHUT UP
IM WATCHING
Red Riot
Yes ma’am
Shoto
You weren’t even talking
***
Monday, 8:28am
Pinky
[Attachment: 5 photos: frantic notes and equations that are completely incoherent]
WHAT THE FUCK DOES ANY OF THIS MEAN PLEASE HELP ME
Creati
We did this in class, Mina
Did you study?
Pinky
…
Creati
I thought so.
Come to my room, I can give you some flashcards
But you hardly have any time, class starts in less than an hour
Pinky
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH YAOMOMO YOURE A LIFE SAVER
Creati
:)
***
Monday, 9:15am
Chargebolt
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
I JUST WOKE UP
IM LATE TO CLASS FUCK
AIZAWA IS GONNA KILL ME
***
Monday, 1:25pm
Ingenium
How did we go on the exam?
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Light work
Deku
It wasn’t too bad
I think I messed up the last part though
I should’ve slept more last night
Chargebolt
I FAILED
AGAIN
MY HEAD HURTS SO BAD
IM SO HUNGRY
Creati
Me and Bakugou are cooking dinner for the class tonight, so don’t worry Kaminari
Pinky
YAOMOMO PLEASE MARRY ME
YOUR FLASHCARDS HELPED ME SO MUCH
Creati
I’m glad
Red Riot
Bakubro is willingly cooking dinner for us??
Cellophane
midoriya probably asked him to
THE GREAT EXPLOSION MURDER GOD DYNAMIGHT
I can fucking cook for you guys without Izuku telling me to
Cellophane
@Deku is this true
Deku
No comment
Earphone Jack
lol gay
THE GREAT EXPLOSION MURDER GOD DYNAMIGHT
Is that the only thing you say
Earphone Jack
yeah
Shoto
Hello
What did you guys get on question 12?
Ingenium
I got x = 2.78 and y = 9.32
Shoto
Oh good
I got the same
Red Riot
How the hell did you remember that
Also I think I got the same
Pinky
…
i got 237 for x and 0 for y
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How the fuck
Chargebolt
I DIDNT EVEN ASNWER IT
Cellophane
twin i hate to say it but you’re cooked
Chargebolt
I KNOW
ugh
whatever
i cant wait to have bakugou and yaomomo’s delectable cooking tonight
THE GREAT EXPLOSION MURDER GOD DYNAMIGHT
I’m gonna cook for everyone EXCEPT you
Chargebolt
WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU
THE GREAT EXPLOSION MURDER GOD DYNAMIGHT
Exist
Ingenium
Class is starting again soon, stop texting.
***
Uravity — Deku
Monday, 5:02pm
Deku
Hey you seemed a little down in class today
Are you ok?
Uravity
yeah i’m fine
it’s just
mondays you know
Deku
No I don't know
Tell me about it
Uravity
…
you’re so perceptive it’s annoying
Deku
:)
Uravity
ok so
you know that i visit himiko every sunday right?
Deku
Yeah
Uravity
it’s just
mondays always extra hard to get through because i have to wait the longest to see her again
i spent almost the entire day sitting on an old rusty chair talking to her with bars separating our faces and yet i want to spend longer there
it’s just
idk
idk how to feel about everything
Deku
I know what you mean
It’s so strange that everything is just meant to go back to normal after everything that’s happened
And it’s not that we want it to be the way it was again, but it’s hard to be happy when everything’s been so bad for so long
But we have to let time take its course
Uravity
yeah
the time will pass anyways
i just miss her more than usual this time
but thank you deku
ily
Deku
Ilyt, and talk to me if you feel bad again
I’m always here
Uravity
has anyone ever told you you’re the bestest friend ever
Deku
Oh thank you
***
Class 2-A
Monday, 9:27pm
Chargebolt
GUYS
WE SHOULD WATCH ALL THE MINIONS MOVIES NOW
Pinky
YES
Ingenium
No.
Cellophane
YESYES
Ingenium
No.
Uravity
iida why are you allergic to fun and joy
i want to watch it guys
Ingenium
We are all future heroes here, and we cannot afford to waste our time with such meaningless leisures.
Your sleeping schedules are already terrible, and you are only ruining it further with these activities.
Chargebolt
MINIONS IS NOT MEANINGLESS
Creati
Iida is right
I won’t cook dinner for you if you choose to watch movies late into the night again
Pinky
WHAT
YAOMOMO
BETRAYAL FROM MY BELOVED
Red Riot
I didn’t betray you though…
Pinky
i know you would never kiri 💞
they’re all side chicks dw
THE GREAT EXPLOSION MURDER GOD DYNAMIGHT
Fucking ew
Chargebolt
BAKUGOUUU
WILL YOU STILL COOK FOR US IF WE WATCH MINIONS
THE GREAT EXPLOSION MURDER GOD DYNAMIGHT
No
Chargebolt
UGHGHGHG
FINE WE WONT WATCH IT
Ingenium
This is for your own good.
***
Tuesday, 1:38am
Shoto
What does “I swear on Kirk” mean?
Pinky
HELP
Chargebolt
WHO IS SAYING THIS TO YOU
THE GREAT EXPLOSION MURDER GOD DYNAMIGHT
It sounds like something YOU would say
Chargebolt
you know me too well bakubro
Shoto
Please tell me what it means
It’s urgent
Red Riot
What could possibly be so urgent about swearing on Kirk
Cellophane
it probably means that they’re lying
kirk’s already long gone
Shoto
Thank you
That did not help
Cellophane
???
Shoto
It seems they were using that expression in a serious manner
Chargebolt
todoroki WHO are you talking to at this hour and WHY are they swearing on kirk
Shoto
Some idiot on Reddit was claiming that the Earth is flat, that the moon landing was fake, and that Endeavour deserves to be the number one hero
And I could not let them spread such misinformation
Uravity
oh god
shoto. bestie.
Shoto
Yes?
Uravity
light of my life. my one and only. my everything bagel.
Shoto
Yes?
Uravity
you’re being ragebaited AGAIN
we already talked about this
don’t engage with people who are so obviously wrong
Shoto
Oh
I couldn’t tell
Uravity
smacks forehead
Shoto
I will block them
Thank you for pointing that out Ochako
You’re also my “everything bagel”
Even though I don’t know what that means
Uravity
OMG
I LOVE YOU SHOTO
IF I WASNT SUCH A LESBIAN I’D KISS YOU
Shoto
Thank you? I think?
***
Tuesday, 4:18am
Froppy
guys i cant sleep because there’s a really important question that’s been bugging me
Uravity
are you ok tsu?
Froppy
no…
Froppy created a poll: gayest person in the class
Chargebolt voted THE GREAT EXPLOSION MURDER GOD DYNAMIGHT
Pinky
LMAO THE IMMEDIATE VOTE
Chargebolt
it’s obvious
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You have 5 seconds
Pinky
rip denki
you were a real one
Cellophane
we’ll always remember you
Red Riot
He’s not dead guys
Earphone Jack
might as well be with bakugou after him
i can hear his stomping
Froppy
GUYS
please vote on my poll PLEASE
i need answers
Pinky voted Uravity
Pinky
none of you have heard the kinds of things ochako can say when she sees a woman she likes…
she’s clearly the gayest of us all
Uravity
omg i’m honoured
but…
Uravity voted Deku
Deku
???
Why
Uravity
boy you know why
Deku
No?? I don't??
I’m not even offended I’m just confused
Cellophane voted THE GREAT EXPLOSION MURDER GOD DYNAMIGHT
Red Riot voted THE GREAT EXPLOSION MURDER GOD DYNAMIGHT
Earphone Jack voted THE GREAT EXPLOSION MURDER GOD DYNAMIGHT
NightHide voted THE GREAT EXPLOSION MURDER GOD DYNAMIGHT
THE GREAT EXPLOSION MURDER GOD DYNAMIGHT
Are you fucking kidding me
Shoto
Who is NightHide?
Chargebolt
WHO THE FUCK IS NIGHTHIDE
NightHide
…
it’s me shinso
did you guys just forget i exist
Chargebolt
oh yeah
i thought some rando infiltrated the gc mb mb
Froppy
IZUKU MIDORIYA.
VOTE.
Deku
I don’t know!
How am I meant to make a judgement on this?
Uravity
you feel it in your bones
Deku
Seeing that my bones are not in good shape I don’t think I should trust them
Uravity
just vote me then
Deku
Okok
Deku voted Uravity
Invisible Girl
you guys are missing the clear answer
Invisible Girl voted 𝓒𝓪𝓷’𝓽 𝓢𝓽𝓸𝓹 𝓣𝔀𝓲𝓷𝓴𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓰
Invisible Girl
The TWINKling man himself
𝓒𝓪𝓷’𝓽 𝓢𝓽𝓸𝓹 𝓣𝔀𝓲𝓷𝓴𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓰
Merci ✨✨✨
Pinky
people who still unironically use that emoji need to be executed
also hagakure you’re so right
but bakugou could probably meet aoyama at his zest level
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What the fuck
Chargebolt
omg are they about to kiss
Froppy
no that would hurt midoriya’s feelings
Deku
?????
Uravity
thats why i voted you deku
NightShade
wait who here is actually gay
Chargebolt
almost everyone LOL
i’m bi
Deku
Same
Red Riot
Same
Shoto
Same
Invisible Girl
same
Earphone Jack
same
Pinky
same
i remember when i first came out and then everyone else started coming out like dominoes
NightHide
ugh i wish i was here to experience that
class b lowk had homophobic undertones
i’m gay in case you were curious
THE GREAT EXPLOSION MURDER GOD DYNAMIGHT
We weren’t
NightHide
oh so you’re homophobic too ok
THE GREAT EXPLOSION MURDER GOD DYNAMIGHT
How the fuck can I be homophobic when I’m fucking gay myself
NightHide
oh geez mb
Ingenium
This is a highly inappropriate conversation to be having at this time of night. Please get some sleep, all of you.
Chargebolt
see now THATS homophobia
Pinky
so being gay is inappropriate 🤨🤨
Ingenium
My mistake. I meant that it is inappropriate to be talking about such non-school related subjects in the class group chat, which was originally made for homework and communication. Being gay itself is not inappropriate, but being awake at this time on a school night is.
Cellophane
IIDA IS HOMOPHOBIC CONFIRMED????
Ingenium
I thought it was well known that I, too, am bisexual.
NightHide
wow i didnt expect him to be one of us
Ingenium
What is that implying?
NightHide
nothing! dwdw
Ingenium
Alright. Please get some sleep.
Especially Kaminari, you need it the most.
Chargebolt
WHAT??
WHY ME
Pinky
he’s not wrong LOL
Chargebolt
😔