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1. A Bludger You Send Flying Always Comes Back by Shadiwrites

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   05 Jun 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Harry Potter
   • Theodore Nott
   • Viktor Krum
   • Blaise Zabini
   • Established Relationship
   • Possessive Draco Malfoy
   • Jealous Draco Malfoy
   • Protective Draco Malfoy
   • Auror Draco Malfoy
   • Death Eater Draco Malfoy
   • Draco Malfoy Being an Idiot
   • Draco Malfoy Needs Therapy
   • Quidditch
   • Misunderstandings
   • Draco Malfoy's Birthday
   • Birthday Presents
   • Golden Snitches (Harry Potter)
   • Humor
   • Fluff and Humor
   • Romantic Comedy
   • Happy Ending
   • Shower Sex
   • Emotional Sex
   • Hermione Granger Knows Exactly What She’s Doing
   • One Misunderstanding Away From Murder

   Summary

   It’s Draco Malfoy’s birthday.

   His therapist is exhausted, his house-elf has terrible timing, and one badly timed newspaper photograph sends his entire day off the rails.

   Things only get worse from there.

   Series

   • Part 4 of She and Her Guard Dog

   Language:

   English

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   8,801

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