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1. There's Been a Mistake. by malfoyesque for Molivier

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   18 Jun 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger
   • Harry Potter
   • Mpreg | Male Pregnancy
   • Friends with Benefits to Lovers
   • Pregnancy
   • Unplanned Pregnancy
   • Shameless Mary-Sue Hermione Granger because why can't women be hot and good at everything?
   • Author is not a doctor but she's watched The Pitt and that's basically the same thing
   • Wildly inaccurate scientific and medical references
   • Medical professionals DNI
   • Okay and now the serious tags
   • Vegetarian Character craves meat
   • Medical Procedures
   • Medical Jargon
   • Medical
   • Nausea
   • Vomiting
   • Magical Pregnancy
   • Morning Sickness
   • POV Draco Malfoy
   • POV Hermione Granger
   • POV Alternating
   • Draco Malfoy Needs a Hug
   • Healer Hermione Granger
   • Doctor Hermione Granger
   • Post-Hogwarts
   • Post-War
   • Discussion of Abortion
   • Vegetarian Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger has dimples
   • Draco malfoy is down bad
   • Hermione Granger is down bad
   • Idiots in Love
   • no a/b/o
   • No Omegaverse
   • Quidditch Player Harry Potter
   • Quidditch Player Draco Malfoy

   Summary

   Objectively brilliant Healer/Doctor/Scientist Hermione Granger invents a new contraceptive spell that promises to change the face of sex forever.
   Her long-term friend-with-benefits Draco Malfoy is only too willing to let her test it on him.
   It goes horribly wrong.
   It goes so, so horribly wrong.

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   Draco didn’t understand the mechanics, nor the biology. He only had a baseline understanding of what it did. He knew that it involved pointing a wand at his balls and doing whatever it was she’d just done to his body that meant that he, all of sudden, couldn’t get her pregnant.
   Honestly, he was a little nervous about it.
   But it was Granger.

   What could possibly go wrong?

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