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1. How To Make Your Pet Humans Get Along! by Maltzeers

   Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   16 Jun 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Adrian/Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
   • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)/Ryland Grace
   • Adrian (Project Hail Mary) & The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
   • Ryland Grace & Rocky
   • Adrian & Ryland Grace
   • Ryland Grace & Colt Seavers & Sierra Six | Courtland Gentry
   • Adrian (Project Hail Mary)
   • Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
   • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
   • Ryland Grace
   • Colt Seavers
   • Sierra Six | Courtland Gentry
   • Omega Ryland Grace
   • Alpha The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
   • The Convict | Simon Needs a Hug (Iron Lung)
   • The Convict | Simon Lives (Iron Lung)
   • Amputee The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
   • Touch-Starved The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
   • The Convict | Simon Has PTSD (Iron Lung)
   • The Convict | Simon Has Religious Trauma (Iron Lung)
   • The Convict | Simon Has Trust Issues (Iron Lung)
   • The Convict | Simon Has Anger Issues (Iron Lung)
   • Ryland Grace Is Not Graceful
   • Ryland Grace Needs a Hug
   • Ryland Grace & Rocky are Best Friends
   • Ryland Grace is a Leaky Space Blob
   • Touch-Starved Ryland Grace
   • Ryland Grace Has a Bad Time
   • Autistic Ryland Grace
   • Ryland Grace Acts Like a Wet Cat
   • Angst
   • Miscommunication
   • Eventual Smut
   • Eventual Happy Ending
   • Adrian is the Best (Project Hail Mary)
   • Adrian is Bigger Than Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
   • Protective Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
   • Rocky Loves Ryland Grace
   • Worried Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
   • Rocky (Project Hail Mary) Hates The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
   • Nesting
   • Panic Attacks
   • Ryland Grace Loves The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
   • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung) Loves Ryland Grace
   • Self-Esteem Issues
   • Colt and Court are mentioned but I have not watched their movies so apologies!
   • Freaky Adrian (Project Hail Mary)
   • Rocky is a Little Shit (Project Hail Mary)
   • Mating Cycles/In Heat
   • Scenting
   • Mating Bites
   • Sexual Overstimulation
   • Vaginal Sex
   • Oral Sex
   • Somnophilia
   • Dacryphilia
   • Ryland Grace Being a Brat
   • Chases
   • Rough Sex
   • Breeding Kink
   • Knotting
   • Oviposition
   • Egg Laying
   • Mpreg | Male Pregnancy

   Summary

   Uh oh! The new human in town doesn’t seem to like Ryland all that much. How are the Eridians supposed to make them get along?

   OR

   Simon doesn’t trust Grace. Grace doesn’t trust himself. Grace needs a hug. Simon needs a nap. Rocky and Adrian don’t know how the hell these humans managed to survive to adulthood.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

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   Chapters:

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