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The Prosecutor's Mansion

Summary:

"MEET THE MANSION! (10 PEOPLE IN 1 HOUSE?!)"

"Surely this must violate several housing regulations."

 

OR: Ten lawyers have to prove they're a family in 30 days.

Notes:

This fic uses Sebastian Debeste and Verity Gavelle as their names.
This is also EXTREMELY self indulgent.
Anyways enjoy

Chapter 1: Moments before disaster

Chapter Text

*a private conversation has been started between @MilesEdgeworth and @BeKayForADay*

 

MilesEdgeworth: Hey, Kay. I have a question for you.

BeKayForADay: ask away

MilesEdgeworth: Since your father died... where have you been living, exactly?

BeKayForADay: and WHY are you asking me this??

MilesEdgeworth: I apologize if that was insensitive. I merely want to know if you have a home.

BeKayForADay: well not that its any of your business but I don't have a house I live in

MilesEdgeworth: What?! Then where do you live?

BeKayForADay: the streets

MilesEdgeworth: You have to be joking.

BeKayForADay: I wish I was buddy

MilesEdgeworth: ...Well, if you're interested, I just found out there's a mansion under my name thanks to Von Karma's inheritance. It originally went to Franziska, but she didn't want it to be under her name. So now it is mine.

MilesEdgeworth: I plan to move in there soon... And if you want, you can move in with me.

BeKayForADay: WHAT ARE YOU SERIOUS???

MilesEdgeworth: Of course! 

BeKayForADay: YOU'RE AMAZING THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!

 

*a private conversation has been started between @BeKayForADay and @imdebeste*

BeKayForADay: sebby!!!! Edgeworth has a mansion and he's inviting me to move in with him do you and gavelle wanna come??

imdebeste: Well... I'd love to move in with you two! But I don't know about Gavelle...

imdebeste: I'm asking her right now! break my legs or whatever

BeKayForADay: that's not the right idiom OR context sebby...

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imdebeste: GAVELLE SAID YES!!!! She might have sighed really tiredlike but I GET A NEW HOUSE!! 

BeKayForADay: thats epic!! We got a whole family shaping up! I'm just gonna tell Mr Edgeworth about you two joining us rq

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MilesEdgeworth and BeKayForADay

 

BeKayForADay: so Mr Edgeworth...

MilesEdgeworth: Oh God.

BeKayForADay: sebby and gavelle wanna move in too

MilesEdgeworth: ...Well, the mansion is pretty spacious...

BeKayForADay: YAYYYY THANK YOUUU

--

 

*a private conversation has been started between @AlwaysWright and @MilesEdgeworth*

AlwaysWright: So what is this I hear about a "spacious mansion" and people moving in there?

MilesEdgeworth: Wright... don't tell me you want to move in, too.

AlwaysWright: I can give you morning kisses every day if we live in the same house!

MilesEdgeworth: ...I mean, what's one more person?

AlwaysWright: Well... Apollo, Athena, Trucy, and Maya also want to move in... I'm other words, the whole agency.

MilesEdgeworth: WHAT?!

AlwaysWright: Our tiny building isn't enough to both support life and help serve justice. We need more space. We all have to sleep in one room, for Christ's sake!

MilesEdgeworth: Goodness... I'll just have to tell the others.

AlwaysWright: What others? Are there more moving in to the place besides us??

MilesEdgeworth: My... friend Kay needed a place to stay, and she invited her basically-brother Sebastian and his adoptive mother to live with us. Sebastian has an abusive father so he's definitely staying. Gavelle's just an add-on.

AlwaysWright: So that would be... 10 people in the same house, including you! ...Are you sure you can handle all of that? I can help if you-

MilesEdgeworth: I'm fine, Wright. If I need help, I'll ask. But aren't there only 5 at the agency? 5 + 4 = 9, not 10.

AlwaysWright: Oh, I almost forgot! Simon also needs a place. He's kind of been floating around in hotels and, more recently, the agency since he got out of prison. Mostly he's just been sleeping in his office.

MilesEdgeworth: That Blackquill... Why didn't he tell me?! I could have- alright, fine. Let him in. At this point I'm too exasperated to care.

AlwaysWright: Thank you baby 😘

MilesEdgeworth: I love you too, Wright.

 

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MilesEdgeworth and BeKayForADay

 

MilesEdgeworth: Tell Sebastian and Gavelle 6 more are moving in.

BeKayForADay: HOW

MilesEdgeworth: Wright promised morning kisses. I did what I had to do.