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1. I’m Sorry, Darling, It’s All New to Me by Ship_has_sailed09

   Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   07 Jun 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)/Ryland Grace
   • Adrian (Project Hail Mary) & The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
   • Adrian & Ryland Grace
   • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
   • Ryland Grace
   • Adrian (Project Hail Mary)
   • Touch-Starved Ryland Grace
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Angst with a Happy Ending
   • Alternate Universe - Character Swap
   • Ryland Grace Needs a Hug
   • The Convict | Simon Has Anger Issues (Iron Lung)
   • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung) Loves Ryland Grace
   • Ryland Grace Loves The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
   • they just don’t know it yet…
   • They/Them Pronouns for Adrian (Project Hail Mary)

   Summary

   Bloody Mary Swap AU!

   Simon has a recently rescued Ryland Grace on his ship. Grace was odd; clingy, talkative, and is certain Simon is some sort of savior. Simon doesn’t know how to deal with the sudden affection, and he says things he doesn’t really mean.

   Inspired by egg_soups on instagram

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   English

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