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1. How To Know Nothing And Everything About Your Date by Kaylele

   Fandoms: Haikyuu!!  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   09 Jun 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Miya Atsumu/Sakusa Kiyoomi
   • Miya Atsumu
   • Sakusa Kiyoomi
   • Komori Motoya
   • Alternate Universe - Tattoo Parlor
   • Ear Piercings
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • Germaphobe Sakusa Kiyoomi
   • House Party
   • Making Out
   • random boners
   • Pro Volleyball Player Miya Atsumu
   • SO MUCH FLUFF
   • soft vibes
   • random questions
   • Miya Atsumu in a Skirt
   • Sakusa is questioning his life choices
   • Masturbating

   Summary

   Sakusa asks Atsumu to pretend to be his boyfriend for one night so that his cousin Motoya will stop setting him up on shitty blind dates. Chaos ensues immediately when the two of them realize they know absolutely nothing about each other but also everything.

   They'll have to go about proving their relationship status some other way if they want to convince Motoya.

   Series

   • Part 3 of The Things We Never Mention

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   6,478

   Chapters:

   4/4

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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