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1. The Literary Anecdote is Misattributed by Lillie_Billie

   Fandoms: The Stanley Parable  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   07 Jun 2026

   Tags

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   • The Narrator/Stanley (The Stanley Parable)
   • The Narrator (The Stanley Parable)
   • Stanley (The Stanley Parable)
   • Established Relationship
   • Oral Sex
   • Anal Sex
   • Anal Fingering
   • Bottom Stanley (The Stanley Parable)
   • Top Narrator (The Stanley Parable)
   • Voice Kink
   • Light Dom/sub
   • Choking
   • but only for like two seconds - Freeform
   • Oral Fixation
   • Orgasm Denial
   • Idiots in Love
   • Fluff
   • Mute Stanley (The Stanley Parable)
   • Stanley Uses ASL (The Stanley Parable)
   • Artist Stanley (The Stanley Parable)
   • Eldritch Narrator (The Stanley Parable)
   • First Time
   • Sort Of

   Summary

   “Some birds don’t dance at all, Stanley.” The Narrator brushed a knuckle across the little wooden cardinal's head, as if petting it. “Many species woo their mates with gifts.”

   Stanley couldn’t help but blush and look away. “That’s all instinctual, though. Humans are more sophisticated than that. I mean, I’m not doing it just to get laid.”

   “Yes, of course. Don’t misunderstand me.” The Narrator leaned in close, his breath ghosting against Stanley’s ear. “But don’t underestimate your own animality, my dear.”

   Stanley shivered.
   ...

   Or, Stanley gets wined and dined.

   Sequel to my fic "How Does This Work, Anyway?", but can be read on it's own.

   Series

   • Part 4 of Mutual Symbiosis

   Language:

   English

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