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Wow, now that's unexpected

So, I guess your wish really did come true; you died

Now then, before your soul gets lost

Child: Ow fuck!

Language, my dear friend

Child: Who said that?

Now, now, my identity is for later; for now, what do you remember

Child: Well, I was walking my way back home from my school when a truck hit me

(Yes, I remember that truck swerved out of control and crashed into me, killing me in the process)

Yes, yes, your death, anything else?

(My name, yes, I remember)

Child: I remember now my name is-

Bella: Bella

Good, I got the right kid this time

Bella: So, explain yourself. Who are you? Show yourself

I thought my voice had made you realize who I am.

Bella: No way, but you're just a fictional character

Yes, is the dough or flesh for you

Bella: Timekeeper cookie

TKC: Now you might be wondering why I'm here in front of you

Bella: Am I gonna be isekai'd into Cookie Run: Verse?

TKC: No, that's Sugar Swan's job, lmao

Bella: Oh, so why then?

TKC: Well, I have summoned you to have a very unique job

Bella: Ok, girlboss, im ready. What's the job

TKC: You see, I haven't gotten to do anything in a long time

Bella: But didn't you get an entire Series about you and Shadow Milk?

TKC: Well, no, you see the story that Devsis is trying to tell is in the works, and I already played through it, not gonna have another episode for about 12-ish days. Also, I fucking hate Devsis for what they're gonna do to past me

As TKC spins an iPad around her hands

Bella: I see, wait, you pla-

TKC: So I came up with a very good idea, why not have the most unserious wacky crossover ever

Bella: So why me?

TKC: Because your mind is special, and not just that you have this

A glowing heart-shaped object flies out of my chest

TKC: This, whatever this is, can link universes at the snap of a finger

Bella: Sick, so what do you need me to do?

TKC: Simply use this and recruit everyone as much as possible because you're gonna fight them

I jump in shock

Bella: How am I supposed to fight anyone im just a human. Half of fiction can kill me in less time than making a Kraft Mac n' Cheese

Timekeeper teleports me into a familiar office

TKC: Relax, you won't fight in a traditional sense

Bella: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

TKC: Yes, you're gonna fight them FNAF style

As Timekeeper places a security cap on my head

TKC: So think you have a chance now?

Bella: Oh, you bet your chasy I am, let's go

TKC: Great, now first we need to introduce you to the TBD

Bella: Wait, I get to meet everyone in the TBD?

TKC: Yes