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It was supposed to be a normal morning, but it never is with the Wayne family.
Everyone was chill, it was like the calm before the storm. Damian was scrolling on his phone, Dick was eating cereal, Tim was drinking energy drinks (please stop) and Jason seemed zoned out of his mind. Damian looked up from his phone and spoke.
"Oh yeah, Jon is coming over later, we're gonna be watching a movie in the living room. Do not interrupt us."
"Okie!" Grayson responded.
"If he does anything to you that you don't like, the remaining kryptonian race will have one less member." Jason added.
"Damn, don't be so dramatic." Damian said, getting up to leave. "I'm going to my room." He said while going up the stairs to where his living spaces where.
Once he was in his bedroom, he immediately went to lauch himself onto his bed. He took his phone, went on a texting app, clicked on a contact and started typing.
We are fucked.
Hayseed: Whoa, chill wdym by "we are fucked"?????
My brothers. They're definitely going to spy on us during our date.
Hayseed: Ugh r u kidding me?? ts is like the 3rd time ts happened
Okay, first of all, please learn how to spell, second of all, yes. They're going to spy on us because they think you're gonna force me into doing things I don't like.
Which is stupid because I like all the things you do to me.
Hayseed: first of all, nevr. Second of all, shit.
Hayseed: Third of all, aww! I love you 2!!
Shut up. This is serious.
Hayseed: Ok,ok I got it. Well, if they're going to watch, we should at least give them a show, no?
??
Wdym?
Hayseed: We could kiss and watch them panic?
Yk this is why I love you.
Let's give them a headache.
Hayseed: AWW I LOVE U TOOOOOO
Hayseed: YOUR 2 CUTEEEEEEE
*You're
Hayseed: Shut up its the thought that counts.
Anyways, see you at two?
Hayseed: Yes.
Hayseed: Love u ❤️❤️❤️
Love you too. ❤️
...
Damian closed his phone and reched for his sketchbook, that was obviously filled with drawings of Jon and ugly doodles (drawn by Jonathan Kent of course). He didn't wanna wanna wait 4 hours for his lover to come.
But he did. It was two o' clock, and Jonathan Kent was now on the front of the door of the Wayne manor. And the moment that Damian heard the doorbell ring, he rushed downstairs and opened the door. There was his lover, standing on the porch. They stared at achother for only half a second before Damian gripped Jon's face and pressed his lips to his. They stumbled backwards, still kissing. The super grabbed Damian's waist to keep him from falling backwards. The Wayne playfully bit the Kent's bottom lip as if to ask for permission. They were this close, until they were forcefully separated by a certain Dick Garyson.
"And, ALL RIGHT! That's enough kissing for one day, don't you think?" He said, faking a grin.
"Yeah, yeah.." The tanned boy responded.
He took his beloved's hand and walked him towards the living room. They sat on the couch, took the remote and opened the tv.
"What do you wanna watch?" Jonathan asked.
"I don't know maybe a horror movie of some sort."
Jon looked offended.
"What about a Romantic comedy?" Jon suggested.
"Ugh, fine." The shorter boy accepted and put on a random movie.
...
Around 20 minutes in the movie, Damian felt a presence. He groaned.
"Whoa, what's wrong?" Jonathan asked.
"They're here. Probably spying on us."
Jonathan turned around and used his X-ray vision. And Damian was right. Behind the wall was standing Jason Todd, TIm Drake AND Dick Grayson. Th Tall boy sighed then turned to face his boyfriend. He leaned in to whisper something in his ear.
"Should we do the thing we talked about?" Damian did a double take, blushed, then nodded.
"Fine" That was all Jon needed.
One second Damian was sitting, leaning onto his lover, the next he had his hands pinned above his head, lips pressed onto his with a passion that could only be described with flames.
Jon gripped Damian's waist with his free hand, pulling him up and closer to him. A few sounds escaped Damian and damn Jon loved hearing Damian make those sounds. Damian pushed his lover down on the sofa. The shorter boy was now sitting on top of Jonathan. The kissing didn't stop there. Damian let his tongue slip in the mouth of his boyfriend. He was about to start taking off Jon's jacket but was pushed backwards, now sitting upright, still on top of Jon.
"We should probably stop here, before this gets too far. Especially with your brothers watching us" The super explained.
Damian pouted.
"But wasn't that the whole plan??"
Jon pushed himself up to atleast be eye to eye with him. He leaned in close to whisper in his ear.
"Don't worry, I'll make it up to you later."
Damian's face flushed red. Jon leaned back down and took Damian with him.
"I give it 15 seconds." Jonathan said.
"Really? You're generous. I give it 10" His lover said, voice muffled by being buried in Jon's chest.
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"Okay! That's enough PDA!" Dick said, separating (yet again) the young couple. They sat upright, hair disheveled, lips red and face flushed. They stared lke a deer caught in headlights...
...before bursting out in laughter.
"You owe 20 bucks, Kent!" Damian shouted.
"We never said anything about money!" Jon responded, tears prickling at his eyes from how much he was laughing.
"Wait-wait-wait-wait what??" Richard baffled."What's going on??"
"Nothing.." Damian answered, wiping a tear from his eye.
Jon took Damian's hand and dragged him upwards so that they were now standing.
"Alright Damiday, let's go!" The young Kent exclaimed to his boyfriend.
"Do not ever call me that again."
They laughed as they went upstairs to Damian's room.
...
"You see I knew this would happen!" Jason exclaimed. "But no let's ignore Jason because he died!"