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It wasn’t until Draco found himself staring silently at his calendar for the following Saturday night, feeling as though he had floated several feet outside his own body, that fragments of the conversation began returning to him. Red spoke first. She had said it had recently come to light that their husbands had engaged in some very non-Gryffindor behaviour during an Auror trip to Portugal. Apparently, the only way to answer the spectacular shame of it all was to make use of the two men their husbands loathed most.
Which was how Draco Malfoy came to be standing in his study, hastily scrawling words across his calendar:Shag Granger — 7:00 PM
The ink was still drying when Theo, who was standing over him in his own brand of dumbfounded stupidity, leaned over his shoulder, plucked the quill from his fingers, struck a neat line through the entry, and added instead:
Foursome with Red, Granger, and Nott — 7:00 PM
Note: The girls to approve photographs before anything is shared with husbands, or ex-husbands, pending clarification.