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Webby
GUYS
I am going to hang out with a bunch of um
People
Like a summer camp of sorts
Dewey:
Wait is the secret Island thing
Webby
Whaaaaat
Nooooooo
Huey
I am in the middle of something right now.
Can this wait?
Who else is in here anyway?
Dewey
Ugh I need to change my nme
Huey
*name.
Dewey
Shut up
Webby
You guys, May, June, Louie, Lena, and Violet
I’d add Gosalyn and Boyd but i don’t have their numbers
Dewey
On it
Added Gos ^v^
So what were you saying about a secret Island?
Gosalyn
Secret Island?!
Dewey
Don’t you have class?
Not complaining that ur here
Just wondering
OHHHH ARE YOU SKIPPING??
Gosalyn
Don’t you have class?
Webby
Homeschooled and graduated high school already
Dewey
Homeschooled
Gosalyn
YOU’RE AN ADULT???
Webby
What?
No
I’m 13
Lena
You were literally at her B-day party
Dewey changed their name to Let’s Dew This!
Gosalyn
oooohhhhh
Right
I forgot
I’m so tired 😭
Also how many of you are homeschooled?
Let’s Dew This!
Me and my brothers
Lena: HOW THE F—
(Me too and wEbby by webbys grandma)
DO YOU FORGET HER BIRTHDAY PARTY????
LIKE DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED BRUH???
Webby
May and June would be but they’re with Donald right now
Legally they are
Lena changed their name to ShadowQueen
Webby changed their name to PinkMcDuck
Let’s Dew This changed Gosalyn’s name to BisexualSuperhero
BisexualSuperhero
Not wrong
But I never told you
Let’s Dew This
I just know like that
BisexualSuperhero
You saw the flag I sewed into my hoodie didn’t you?
Let’s Dew This
Maaaaaybe
PinkMcDuck
ANYWAY
About the not secret Island
I won’t be able to text you at that time
Louie
Fine by me
Wait
Louie changed their name to sharpie
BisexualSuperhero
BAHAHAHA
Why are you named after a permanent marker????
Sharpie
f— u gosalyn
BisexualSuperhero
The fact htat you knew who I was
Sharpie
Which other bi superhero is there
Let’s Dew This
LP
Sharpie
Yeah but he’d be on the BIG group chat
You wouldn’t put him in this one
I think
BisexualSuperhero
I hope
I wouldn’t want my guardian’s unofficial bf here
ShadowQueen
yea that would be really annoying
Violet
You love our fathers.
ShadowQueen
I do
But I don’t want them here
Violet
That is fair.
Class is starting now.
BisexualSuperhero
wait aren’t u sisters
why aren’t you both homeschooled
Violet
Lena has no prior education so she can not go to high school. I am in tenth grade however, and I have skipped several grades despite my young age.
BisexualSuperhero
WAIT HOW OLD ARE YOU???
Violet
I am eleven years old.
BisexualSuperhero
DEWEY
HOW ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH THIS MANY GENIUSES???
AND SUPER SCIENTISTS
AND YOU’RE YOU????
Let’s Dew This
are you implying that I am dumb?
BisexualSuperhero
Yes
Sharpie
oooooooh
She got you there
Huey
Just because Ms Beakley isn’t here doesn’t mean that you can just do whatever you want.
She’s going to be done with dinner soon.
Also applies to you, Webs & Lena.
PinkMcDuck
:(
I need to talk now bc I’m going to go for a while
Long while
sharpie
thank goodness
ShadowQueen
What the F—K does that mean
sharpie
she’s our sister I get to be meaneffhafha
This is webby :D
Louie is no longer available
BisexualSuperhero
Am I going to regret joining a gc of psychos?
ShadowQueen
Probably
Let’s Dew This
I am traumatized by what I am seeing
Lena just tackled louie and webby took his phone
Sharpie
We’re both sitting on him now :P
ShadowQueen
He’s screaming
It’s funny 😊
Let’s Dew This
I am scared
sharpie
You should be.
Wait Granny is coming.
BisexualSuperhero
I assume that I am the only one here now
Ugh now I have nothing to do in math class
3:23
BisexualSuperhero
I am freeeeee
also I made a new friend :P
Let’s Dew This
AM I REPLACED????
SAY IT ISN’T SO
BisexualSuperhero
smh no dewey
Her name is Katie
June
What does smh mean?
sharpie
How can you read?
June
I don’t know
You’re Louie right?
sharpie
The one and only
May
Hi Louie!
Let’s Dew This
I’m here too!
BisexualSuperhero
smh means shaking my head
June
ohhhhh
Wait who are you
Oh hi Dewey
Let’s Dew This
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
BisexualSuperhero
Gosalyn
May
What does bisexual mean?
BisexualSuperhero
Like I like boys and girls
Like both
Or ppl that don’t identify with either
June
But isn’t that everyone that isn’t mean?
Why would you only like one gender
sharpie
sgfhdfhdfahdj
She means romantically
May
What is romantically?
BisexualSuperhero
I’m out
There is NO WAY I am going to give your little sisters the talk
May
What talk
PinkMcDuck
NO TALK
I am watching you, Gosalyn
BisexualSuperhero
SHE WAS THE ONE WHO ASKED???
sharpie
have you even heard the talk?
PinkMcDuck
Have you met my grandmother?
Have you seen the advanced work she makes me do on every subject, including biology?
sharpie
fair
Let’s Dew This
huey refuses to turn off notifications and he’s glaring into space
he is purposefully ignoring us
ShadowQueen
valid
when are my dads getting here
vi you close
Violet
Yes.
ShadowQueen
good
PinkMcDuck
Good?
ShadowQueen
i love ya, Webs, but I am very burnt out right now
PinkMcDuck
Love you too my grumpy ball of darkness <333
Let’s Dew This
🤮
sharpie
Let’s annoy Huey
Send the letter one through the groupchat once
If he doesn’t respond go through the cycle again
1
PinkMcDuck
1
Let’s Dew This
1
ShadowQueen
1
June
Is this a sibling prank?
PinkMcDuck
Yes
Violet
One.
June
Yay my first sibling prank!
1
May
1
PinkMcDuck
Okay again
Same order
sharpie
1
PinkMcDuck
1
Let’s Dew This
1
ShadowQueen
1
Violet
One
June
1
May: 1
sharpie
1
PinkMcDuck
1
Let’s Dew This
1
ShadowQueen
1
Violet
One.
June
1
May
1
sharpie
1
PinkMcDuck: 1
Huey
Okay you have got to be spamming me right now
Just read the last conversation and my suspicion has been confirmed
You guys almost got me and Dewey in trouble!
ShadowQueen changed Huey’s name to lame nerd
lame nerd
Really, Lena?
ShadowQueen
Lena?
who is this lena you speak of?
I am the QUEEN OF SHADOWS
lame nerd sent me a dm
he is attempting to blackmail me
lame nerd
Is it working
Violet
Probably.
ShadowQueen
no
I have dirt on him too
lame nerd
I will get you back for this I swear
You can tell Webby made this when Lena is an admin
Violet
We have almost arrived.
I apologize that I will not see you all today, but I am feeling particularly burnt out as school has been a particularly loud experience today.
PinkMcDuck
It’s okay
Let’s Dew This
Everyone is rn
May
what is “rn”?
PinkMcDuck
Right now
lame nerd
I’m adding Boyd.
sharpie
k
lame nerd
Boyd has been added.
Violet
I just realized that I do not have his number.
Boyd
You can use the one Huey just added :D
lame nerd
Hi, Boyd!
I didn’t know you’d come so fast!
Boyd
Hi Huey!
<3
lame nerd
<3
May changed their name to MayDay
lame nerd
Wait how’d you know it was me???
Boyd
I guessed someone named you that.
But I don’t think you’re lame!
Boyd changed lame nerd’s name to Best nerd
Best nerd:
awwww
Thanks Boyd <3
Love that as a robot you immediately have admin privileges
Boyd
No problem, Hue!
Let’s Dew This
Huey’s so flustered that he forgot to use punctuation
ShadowQueen
LMAO
Best nerd
I am begging you to shut up
PinkMcDuck
Okay
On the gc at least
ShadowQueen
lmao I’m guessing that ur being roasted rn
you can’t use ur blackmail bc now bc they ALL have dirt on you
Let’s Dew This
It’s a massacre
Best nerd
I hat all of you
sharpie
HAT
Let’s Dew This
HAT
Best nerd
>:(
sharpie
YOU’RE SO FLUSTERED YOU HAD A TYPO
June
I don’t understand
MayDay
Me neither
Violet
I am starting to. I choose not to get involved, it would be too much drama.
Boyd
I am highly confused.
PinkMcDuck
Dw you’ll get it eventually
Best nerd
OR NOT
OR NOT EVENTUALLY
sharpie
😏
Best nerd
F— you
ShadowQueen
ohhhh he angyyyyy
MayDay
what does f— mean
ShadowQueen
Well there are multiple meanings 😏
Best nerd
Doesn’t matter just don’t say it.
June
You just said it?
Best nerd
I am almost twelve, you are a little less than a month old. There is a difference.
Let’s Dew This
You said that twelve was too young too 🙁
Best nerd
Yes, it is, but you were not betrayed by your whole family.
sharpie changed June’s name to Junebug
Junebug:
Awe thanks Louie
It sounds cute
Boyd
I need to go now, I’m sorry.
Best nerd
Don’t worry! It’s all good.
Boyd
Bye guys!
Bye Hue <3
Best nerd
Bye Boyd <3
Violet
I should go as well. Goodbye everyone. Huebert, are you coming to the woodchuck meeting next week?
Best nerd
Yes, I am planning on it.
Violet
That is good.
Best nerd
Boyd’s coming as well.
Goodbye, Violet and Boyd.
Everyone else is dead to me.
PinkMcDuck
Love you too, Hue
Best nerd
I’m leaving now too.