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1. When the cow comes home by Thatweirdohazbinfan

   Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   08 Jun 2026

   Tags

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   • Alastor/Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Top Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Bottom Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Cow
   • Vox is Called Vincent (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Vox's Head is a CRT TV (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Soft Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Soft Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • the fluff kills me honestly ooc fluff
   • Non Sex-Repulsed Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • NSFW
   • Smut
   • Male Lactation
   • Cow Vox
   • Possessive Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Mildly Dubious Consent
   • Dubious Soul Deal
   • Didn't beta don't care dying going to find so many errors upon upload
   • Rosie mentioned
   • Lite cannibalism? Sorta? Idk Alastor is a freak.
   • Alastor is Bad at Feelings (Hazbin Hotel)
   • I wrote this fic over the course of many weeks
   • Had a hard time writing it
   • enjoy ig
   • Breast Fucking
   • belly button fucking
   • Fat Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Overeating
   • Weight Gain
   • Domestic Fluff
   • Masturbation

   Summary

   I keep spreading the cow vox brainrot hehehe. But behold, a cow fic written with all the love I'm legally allowed to give these two losers. It's what's pretty much on the tin a cow fic thats kinda fluffy kinda ooc for these losers kinda wholesome. Porn without a plot ect ect. Losers in love. Alastor bad at feelings. Vox being a fat cow. All that jazz.

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