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Alex:
Alex: Thoughts?
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Alex: I know you read my message.
Magnus: I’m dead.
Alex: Magnus!
Alex: Magnus!
Alex: Magnus!
Alex: Magnus!
Alex: Magnus!
Alex: Magnus!
Alex: Magnus!
Magnus:💭
Alex: ?
Magnus: I thought you were getting sandals
Magnus: Also how did you send all of those within less than 20 seconds?
Alex: My, dear, dear sunshine
Magnus: How do you even make pet names sound ominous?
Alex: Just because it’s warm here doesn’t mean it is everywhere.
Alex: Also, it’s a skill.
Alex: And since I’m dead, my feet can’t grow.
Alex: Yeah. I’m getting them.
Magnus: Cool.
Magnus: Why did you need to tell me that?
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Magnus: Did you seriously leave me on read?
Magnus: Alex?
Magnus: Alex?
Magnus: My fabulous Girlfriend/Boyfriend
Alex: It’s faster to just say partner u no
Magnus: You’re spelling badly just to annoy me aren’t you?
Alex: Of course
Alex: Also it’s she/her right now
Magnus:👍
Magnus: That explains all the pictures of the high heels you sent me earlier
Magnus: Got it my fabulous girlfriend
Alex: 🏳️🌈
Magnus: ?
Magnus: It’s not gay though, you’re literally a girl right now
Alex: Still gay 🏳️🌈
Alex: 💛🩷🩵
Magnus: Fair enough.
Alex: Oh also the shoes are on clearance. Nice!
Magnus: Okay. I’m going back to being dead now.
Alex: 🙄
Magnus:😜
Magnus: 😘
Alex:❤️
Alex: Also:
Alex: 🏳️🌈
Magnus: Alex!!
Alex: 🩷💚🩷💚
Magnus; I thought it was:
[a minute later]
Alex: Magnus? You good? Did you actually die (again)?
Magnus: 🩷🤍💜🖤💙
Magnus: Hey! I was trying to do a thing
Alex: Did you have to google the gender fluid flag?
Magnus: No
Alex: *side eye*
Magnus: I just went to your room
Alex: You broke into my room?!?
Alex: Awww my little trouble maker is all grown up 🥰
Alex: I’m wearing off on you
Alex: I’m so proud
Magnus: You literally gave me a key
Alex: Oh. I forgot about that
Alex: :(
Alex: I take it back
Alex: I’m not proud
Magnus: Just get back to shopping
Alex: Just for that I’m putting back the shoes I got for you
Magnus: You got me shoes?
Alex: Yup.
Alex: And now you’ll never get to see them
Magnus:😢🥺
Alex: Nope. Should have thought of that before you were rude.
Magnus:😔
Alex: Love yeh!
Magnus: Love you too 🩷
Alex: 🏳️🌈
Magnus: ALEX!
Magnus: You know what 2 can play at that game
Alex: Ohhh sounds ominous
Magnus: ⚧️
Alex: Really?
Magnus: 🩷🤍💜🖤💙
Alex: Fine then
Magnus:🏳️⚧️
Alex: Well, at least you listened when I explained that trans is an umbrella term
Magnus:🖤💜🤍🩶
Alex: Wrong flag.
Alex: Those are the ace colors
Alex: Not the enby colors
Magnus: Sorry
Magnus: *💜🤍💛🖤
Magnus: That’s not the right order is it?
Alex: I don’t think so
Alex: Anyway I gotta go
Alex: Bye
Magnus: See you soon!