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The Happiest Boy in Zagreb

Summary:

Zagreb Pride is coming next week, and Lovro might want to be part of it.

 

Or: the entire texting history around Lovro's first ever Pride

Notes:

hiiiiiiiii!!

I couldn't resist writing this, so here's a short one for pride, joy, and love <3

Happy pride, all!

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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May 28, ČETVRTAK

Photo de profilMaša

Today 17:12

Hey Lovro

How are you?

I don't know if you've already thought about it, but Pride is next Saturday (June 6), and I wanted to let you know that you're more than welcome to come with us!😍

I'm going with Vito and a few friends from uni

Ivan can come too ofc!!!

No pressure, really

May 30, SUBOTA

Photo de profilDILETANTI

Today 12:41

Jakov

You guys doing something next Saturday?

Mario

I'm seeing Tina

Jakov

Cancel.

Lovro??

Mario

I can't it's her sister's birthday

With her parents and everything

Jakov

Your loss

Lovro????

calm down

no im free i think

depends on what you're planning

Jakov

Perfect

Then it's decided

We're going to...

ZAGREB PRIDE

​👩‍❤️‍👩​💑​👨‍❤️‍👨

Mario

OH NO

I wanna go too

I want to see the gay parade

Jakov

Cancel Tina

Mario

I can't

Jakov

Lovro?????

LOVRO answer I can see you're reading

hum

I just need to think about it ok?

Jakov

Oh

Sure bro

❤️

Mario

We can go next year!

June 1, PONEDJELJAK

Photo de profilDILETANTI

Today 09:12

Jakov

HAPPY PRIDE 💜💙💚💛🧡❤️

Mario

WHAT

It's today????

I can come!!!!!!!

👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

Jakov

You forgot

👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💏

Mario

👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💏👬👭🧑‍🤝‍🧑👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍👩👨‍❤️‍👨💑🏳️‍🌈

Jakov

Better

And no the event is still next Saturday

But Pride is all month

Mario

💔💔💔💔

you guys know it's supposed to be GAY pride?

they wont even let you in

Mario

me and Jakov could be together

👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

us four at pride next year

Jakov

No

It's just called pride

You're so ignorant

It's not restricted to basic flavourless gays

Like you

Mario

😭😭😭😭

well its certainly not just for basic flavourless straights

LIKE YOU TWO

Jakov

Mean

Mario

😢

June 3, SRIJEDA

Photo de profilIvan

Today 13:04

I'm here

What do you think?

idk

i trust you

Ok gorgeous❤️

❤️

Photo de profilMaša

No pressure, really


Today 13:08

hey

sorry i didnt reply

idk if im ready to go yet

Hi☺️

No pressure you can go when you're ready

this won't be the last pride

But

So you know

It's not that different from other parties

Like beer fest

So you can just come around, see what it's about and stay if you're feeling comfortable

ok

i'll think about it

thanks

Photo de profilIvan

Today 13:20

WAIT

did you pay already?

...yes?

I'll be back in 15

Oh ok

What?

What's wrong?

Do you want me to take something else?

I can go back I just left

no no dont worry

i was just rethinking the pattern and the colours

Oh??

I thought you liked the inspo

no I do

dont worry

?

What's wrong?

Nothing

Lovro

do you think its too gay?

What???

No

It's cool

Cool is not automatically gay you know

Why are you thinking that?

idk no reasons

i just dont want everyone in the streets to know im gay just because they see my hair

They won't

They'll just see you're cool

Their problem if they also think cool=gay

ok

love you

I love you too ❤️

I'll stop texting now so I can walk faster

I want you here in 5 then

❤️❤️❤️

Photo de profilVanessa

Today 19:52

not bad huh?

Wow!

Ivan did that?

It looks good!!

Did you use the bleach I gave you?

thanks!

yes! you were right it was much easier to apply

I'm always right

June 4, ČETVRTAK

Photo de profilIvan

Today 08:26

Good morning❤️

Today10:41

good morning🥰

do you have plans for saturday?

No

My mom has guests the whole day so I thought I could stay at yours?

sure

do you want us to do something

Depends

What are you thinking about?😏

shut up

So

i dont know if its a good idea

and you can say no if you dont want to

really, just say no if you think its a bad idea

yes?

so jakov asked me to go to pride with him on saturday

but i dont know

what do you think?

What do I think?

About you going to pride with Jakov?

no

i don't know if i want to go but i was asking if it's something that YOU would want to do or not

Oh

If you want to go then yes!

But if you prefer staying at home, we don't have to go

you prefer staying at home?

What?

I didn't say that

I'd be happy to go with you, but I don't want you to think you have to do it if you're not comfortable

so you think its not a bad idea?

I think it's a GOOD idea

No a GREAT idea

you never talked about doing things like that before

I never went

Never had anyone to go with

But now that you're mentioning it, I think it could be fun

If you want to do it too ofc

i think i do?

idk its embarrassing

Why?

idk

thank you ❤️

I love you and I would be so HAPPY and PROUD to go celebrate being in love with my beautiful boyfriend🥰❤️❤️

stop this is too gay for me

I know you love it ❤️

maybe i do

Maybe🥰

So it's really Jakov taking us to our first gay pride?

its just pride

and no actually maša asjed me if we wanted to go with vito and other friends

it could be nice?

but we can just go with jakov if you prefer

No we can go with them!

It'll be fun🥰❤️

Okay I'm texting her

❤️👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

Photo de profilMaša

Today 11:11

hi! is it ok if i bring Ivan and Jakov too?

OMG!

YES!!!

So you're coming?

yes!

Super! I'll text Vito

Photo de profilVito

Today 13:02

I got both your outfits secured

Do you think Jakov wants one too?

???outfits?

vito dont

Sparkles or leopard?

...

No I'm jokinnn

I'm so happy you guys are coming❤️

So proud of you

My son😍

hahah

you know what?

leopard it is

SKJDKGLKQZS

omg

LOVRO

Who did that?

Pink!!???

ivan

you dont like it?

It's PERFECT

INCREDIBLE

GAY

Omg I'm so proud of you

😍😍😍

I'll look so boring next to you though

hahah

you always do

🙄

You pretentious bitch

Photo de profilJakov

Today 13:18

so youre still free saturday?

🏳️‍🌈??

we can go with maša, vito and their friends if you want

fr????

Aaaaa

I'm so happy

We're going to PRIDE

💜💙💚💛🧡❤️

i looked it up and theres the parade first and then the concerts start at 5

You joking?

No

If we're going we're parading

you think?

YES

Wait

Maybe Ivan will want to come too

You should ask him

jakov you're stupid

ofc i already asked him

.........

Oh nice!!

you really thought i would go to pride with you over my boyfriend???

Hey, mean.

I would go to pride with you over my girlfriend

who?

Mean.

Photo de profilDILETANTI

Today 13:26

Jakov

GUESS WHO'S GOING TO PRIDE!!!??

Mario

He said yes?

Jakov

He did!

He's taking Ivan though😩

Mario

Oh no

They're gonna act gay again

Be strong bro💪

ok

Mario

No I'm proud of you bro

WAIT

You're going to gay pride with your NEW HAIR

I love you bro

Shiny gay

i could be their poster boy

maybe they'd pay me for it

Jakov

Omg😭

He's grown up so much😭

Making money out of his gay face😭

Respect bro❤️

June 5, PETAK

Photo de profilMaša

Today 15:10

Everyone's coming at the flat at 2

And we'll go together from there

Works for you?

great

do i need to bring anything?

No

Just you and your boyfriend

ok so i'll drop jakov somewhere

Just you and your boyfriendS sorry

funny

I know

Photo de profilme and my boys

Today 18:41

Jakov

Idk how we still don't have a groupchat

THE throuple

Ivan

We're not a throuple Jakov.

Jakov

We could be

Anyway

Do we go directly to the parade start or do we meet beforehand?

Ivan

I'm sleeping at Lovro's

So either you meet us at his place or we meet there directly

Jakov

That's what I was asking?

Thanks for nothing

No need to brag

no maša said we could meet at the flat and go to the parade together with them

Jakov

So you're not inviting me to sleep over too?

no

Jakov

All right😞

love you bro❤️

Jakov

Love you too ❤️

Ivan

😠

Jakov

Let me have my crumbs man

Photo de profilIvan

Today18:57

Your mom is there?

no she's at her boyfriend's

Cool

cool

Means we can cook our own food

...right

i have pasta and pesto

You don't trust me?

not really

Your loss

I had great ideas

i see

Like what?

My speciality

Guaranteed homemade

Aha

You like lollipops?

😂

.....

......

Ivan

....

im choosing to ignore this

What? Why?

IVAN.

stop

you're not as funny as you think

😠

when are you coming?

😀

Tonight I hope

Sorry

I'll be there in 30

Hey

Sorry

I'll stop

It was too easy

Lovrooo

behave now

🫡

Photo de profilme and my boys

Today 23:17

Jakov

Guys

How are we supposed to dress?

Ivan

Chill

Normal

don't worry

you can't do as bad as THIS MAN

he came to my house with some nike techs and doesn't have anything else with him

what should i do with him

Jakov

Lmao

Give him some pants, come on

Take pity of his styleless soul

Ivan

Hey

I wanna be comfy

We'll be walking and everything

oh he doesn't want my pants

Ivan

It's too short

Sure

Are you finished?

Ivan

Yeah im coming (😁)

🙄

Jakov

I DON'T WANNA KNOW

relax you prude

he's been taking a shit for 20 minutes

Ivan

Romance is dead

June 6, SUBOTA

Photo de profilMama

Today 11:15

Good morning Lovro 💖

When are you guys leaving? If I don’t see you before, don’t forget to come tell me when you come back home tonight.

Enjoy your day and have fun with your friends 😍

Good morning

we have to be there at 2

thanks mom and don't worry i won't forget

Tell Ivan too

So at least one of you can remember

i did

we won't forget

Ok! Have fun!! Both of you 😍😍

And send pictures 😉

we will ❤️

Photo de profilme and my boys

Today 14:08

Jakov

Im at the flatshare

When are you coming?

Photo de profilMaša

Today 14:32

Lovro where are you?

We're about to leave

Jakov said you were coming to the flat first, but my friends want to leave now so we don’t miss the discourse

Will you be here soon?

yes sorry we're in the bus

maybe we can meet you guys directly there?

we'll be there in 15

Ok send your location once you're there

Photo de profilme and my boys

Today 14:34

sorryy we're late

Jakov

no shit

i've been ready to go for hours but Ivan just takes forever doing everything

and once he's finally done, he needs to iron his sweat!!

the guy is wearing nike sweatpants

i said no

but we were already late

sorry bro

Jakov

you need to train him better

Ivan

Sorry

Jakov

Did he made you say that?

Ivan

Of course not

of course yes

you already left the flat?

Jakov

Yeah we're nearly there

sorry

Jakov

don't worry

Im good

Masa’s friends have been handing me beers

👍 👍

we're here

Jakov

Behind you bro

Next to the fountain

This hair is great I could spot you from space

Photo de profilDILETANTI

Today 17:39

Jakov

The gayyyyyys

Mario

😍😍😍😍

Tina says you’re all good-looking!

Jakov

Thanks bro

Mario

How is it??

Jakov

GREAT!!!

Its fun

Lovro looks like a kid in Disneyland

Doing really good for his first pride 😍

Mario

Awww

Photo de profilgang

Today 18:15

Jakov

Ladies and gentlemen

Your royal couple

Eva

Omggggggggg

So cute 😭 😭 😭

Mario

‍👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

Vanessa

Look at them

The best-looking couple in the entire city❤️

Nora

Oww they look so good ❤️

And happy!!

Lovro I’m so proud of you guys 🫶

Nix

Someone tell Ivan that no one’s gonna steal his boy from him

Also why nobody invited me

Eva

Fr Lovro are you okay?

why is he strangling you?

Jakov

He won't reply

Somone's busy dancing in the crowd

Chat im so emotional

Mario

What are you even doing on your phone?

Jakov

First I was the official photographer

So I had to carefully select the best pics

And now I need to rest for a bit

But I wouldn't dare approach him anyway

He's got a tough-looking bodyguard

Tall guy, intimidating stare

Won't leave his side for 2 seconds

Vanessa

Let them be

Jakov

That's what I'm doing

I'm keeping my distances

Eva

WDYM THERE ARE OTHER PICS?????

Share share share!!!!

Jakov

You're not happy with the one I gave you? 🥲

Nora

We're really happy with it

We just want to be even more happy

Jakov

Sucks to be you

I have to go guys, sorry

Im at PRIDE 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈

Eva

Prick

Tina

Lovro, Ivan, you're both really cute on this picture!

Photo de profilMama

Today 20:59

everything is going fine :)

Oh Lovro

Thank you for the picture 💖

What a beautiful smile! Your boyfriend really is the happiest boy in the world.

He has every reason to be!

And I know you must be smiling just as big

I’m really proud of you 💖

thank you mom

I love that smile 😍😍😍

Can I send the pictures to Darko? I told him you were going this morning and he wished you guys to have fun!

He’ll be happy for you when he sees that smile

Sure

Photo de profilEva

Today 22:23

OMG

Lovro

This is the cutest picture ever

Im so happy for you

So proud of you too

Show them your hot boyfriend

❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

Haha thank you Eva ❤️

I wasn’t sure if I should post it

But I want people to see this part of me

❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

Look how grown up you are

Fearless Lovro

ALSO

The hair OMG

When did you do it

wednesday

Ivan did it 🥰

Ughh

Corny

❤️

🫶

Photo de profilgang

Today 22:39

Nora

My heart is melting

Mario

😍😍😍😍

They're so gay

Tina

Stop it Mario

Tina

Stop it Mario

Eva

The Prince of Croatia and his mid boyfriend

Ivan

Hey

I'm in this group

Eva

Oh I know

she called you my "hot boyfriend" in my dm

Ivan

OHHHH

Did she?

I'm blushing Eva

Jakov

Did you?

Eva

I didn't

i have proof

Eva

No you don't

Nix

Lovro I believe you but you better keep those receipts away

You can't break them twice

fjazkqsml stop

Tina

Break who?

Vanessa

No one

You look so good guys 🫶

Hope you had fun

Nora

Looks like they did 🥰 🥰 🥰

Ivan

Yes we had

Thanks girls

Jakov

No one is asking but I had fun too

Eva

We don’t care about you sorry

Jakov

Ouch

She's all lies

Eva

LOVRO

Mario

💀 💀 💀

Jakov

:-D

Eva

What even is that?

Jakov

My happy face

Eva

No one asked for it

Nix

ABORT

Girl it's time to stop

Tina

Is it about Lovro breaking up Eva and Jakov?

Mario

💀 💀 💀 💀 💀

Tina

💀 💀 💀

Ivan

💀 💀 💀

Eva

💀 💀💀 💀

Nora

😭😭

Nix

I love this girl

Mario

Me too 😍

But I'm gonna talk with her

Jakov

:-D :-D :-D

Eva

Oh shut up

June 7, NEDJELJA

Photo de profilIvan

Today 11:45

I'm still in the bus

I can't stop staring at your insta ❤️

I feel so lucky 🥰 🥰 🥰

You are

but im lucky too ❤️

We're both lucky ❤️

When did you post it?

when you and jakov were on your water mission

vito told me you had picked the worst picture for your story

so I showed him the one we did for my mom

idk we really look happy

🥰

I love you ❤️

But hey, I love my story

i love it too ❤️

... And?

i love you too stupid

❤️

You weren’t afraid?

i don't know

yes ofc

but i want to be able to do that

post my mid/hot boyfriend

and let everyone see that we’re in love haha

😊😊😊

I’m proud of you ❤️

Does that mean I can post the other pics?

hahah yes

wait NO

don’t pick without me or i know you’ll take the ones where i’m ugly

You're never ugly

yeah sure

don't post until I say it’s good, ok?

👍

But please make your choice quickly bc my followers are waiting to see MY hot boyfriend

i'll do my best

Notes:

ok i wrote all of this at once and didnt really edit the text, but i still hope you liked it!

 

thanks for reading <3

also CAN WE BELIEVE this is actually 1000% canon-compliant??🫠🫠 they really did go to pride together 🥺