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1. How to Fail a Love Confession Spectacularly by Cabbage1995

   Fandoms: Superman/Batman (Comics)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   08 Jun 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne
   • Clark Kent
   • Bruce Wayne
   • Idiots in Love
   • Clark Kent Loves Bruce Wayne
   • Bruce Wayne is Bad at Feelings
   • Humor
   • Fluff and Humor
   • Misunderstandings
   • Established Relationship
   • Love Confessions
   • Paranoid Bruce Wayne
   • Good Parent Bruce Wayne

   Summary

   When Clark finally tells Bruce he loves him, he expects a lot of things. He doesn't expect Bruce to treat the confession like a Level 5 alien invasion, accuse him of being a shapeshifter, and execute a flawless tactical takedown into the garden mud. Followed by a lead-lined blindfold and a lot of unnecessary blood tests.

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