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1. Proposals by hatenohouse

   Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   09 Jun 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Ganondorf/Zelda (Legend of Zelda)
   • Ganondorf (Legend of Zelda)
   • Zelda (Legend of Zelda)
   • King Rhoam Bosphoramus Hyrule
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Post-Calamity (Legend of Zelda)
   • Political Marriage
   • But they really hit it off
   • Power Couple
   • zelgan
   • Zelgan Week 2026
   • Desk Sex
   • Reclamation Sex
   • smut with a heart of gold
   • Rhoam haters unite
   • Reading aloud kink

   Summary

   Zelda struck a bargain with the Calamity: a crown for a king, and a marriage on her terms. Weeks into their reign, she's clearing out her father's chancellery as a gift for her new husband when she discovers a locked drawer containing twenty-seven marriage proposals. Never intended for her to see, only conditions for men to negotiate and a princess to endure.

   She sorts them by cruelty. Ganondorf wants every name. For retribution, and to show her how a proper king behaves.

   Her father's desk, not to mention her life and choices, will never belong to King Rhoam Bosphoramus Hyrule ever again.

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