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There are four things that went wrong with tonight.
One - the outfit you obsessively picked for your date tonight got misplaced at the cleaners; those were the pants you loved the most and the top was just low cut enough to give a glimpse that kept them coming back.
Two - your replacement outfit was too tight in the worst ways. The inseams dragged against your thighs. The bras under wire kept poking out. The shirt just isn't sitting the way you wanted. All in all, it wasn't the outfit you planned first and now it sucks.
Three - when you texted your date that you were running behind, they were very understanding. Just told you they'd meet you there. Which isn't the worst part. The worst part is going outside and immediately being completely drenched by the downpour that absolutely was not in the forecast.
Four - you've been sat at the table for long enough that the waitress is giving you the look
