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Dohoon added Jihoon to mission kyungzhen Dohoon added Youngjae to mission kyungzhen Dohoon added the loml to kyungzhen
Jihoon:
you know that everyone can see how you named Junghwan
Dohoon:
Yeah, i want to show off my beautiful boyfriend
Youngjae:
eww
Jihoon:
eww
Dohoon:
back to point please
now that me and Junghwan are happy and also you two let's also make kyungmin and Han Zhen happy!!
Youngjae:
What are you?
Jihoon:
The best wingman/matchmaker
Junghwan:
The best wingman/matchmaker
Dohoon:
I love how yall said that in unison
ok, does anyone have any plans?
Jihoon:
Everything but the morse code please 😭
Youngjae:
That was cute
Jihoon:
You're cuter
Junghwan:
Dohoon's the cutest
Dohoon:
Awww ilysm
NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
Jihoon:
sorry boss
Dohoon:
who makes the best plan gets a kiss from me <33
Youngjae left
Jihoon left
Dohoon:
yall are no fun :(
…
“Mister best wingman/matchmaker, what’s your plan on getting our pathetic lovebirds together?” Youngjae asked, eyes full of scepticism. “I have not thought about that yet, i’ve been too busy kissing my boyfriend” Dohoon said, full of himself while Junghwan blushed in the corner like a child. “That’s disgusting” Youngjae said, his face confirming it. “Shhh, don’t act like you and Jihoon don’t rip eachother’s mouth when you’re kissing” Dohoon said with a little giggle and Youngjae’s face fell immediately. “Okay, seriously let’s get to work now” Dohoon said as they entered a cute looking cafe.
The silence settled in as everyone stayed silent while quietly sipping their drinks. They thought it’ll be easier to get Kyungmin and Hanjin together but they were pathetically wrong. Nobody’s mind seemed to work. They just looked at eachother pitifully. “No guys, what the fuck should we do?” Jihoon spoke, finally breaking the long silence. “We should go home, rest and come back tomorrow with even better ideas.” Junghwan said and stood up. “So, see you tomorrow?” “Yeah!”
….
The next day brought much awaited sunlight to their windows, which my Dohoon's theories immediately meant that a good day was awaiting them. Jihoon woke up to a very sleepy Youngjae around him and he couldn't resist staring. Youngjae looked like a tiny hamster, curled up beside him on the bed.
“Youngjae” he nudged him slowly, trying to wake him up. “Youngjae, wake uppp” he said as gently as he could, but Youngjae didn't budge he stayed exactly in position. “Youngjae” jihoon said, his tone just a bit louder and that seemed to do the trick. Youngjae shifted slightly and slowly opened his eyes. “Just 5 more minutes” he said, his voice still very heavy from sleeping. “Okay, 5 more minutes and then you're up, okay?” “Yeah, love you” youngjae said and caught jihoon's ears going painfully red. “Love you too” jihoon said and ran out of the room.
….
Dohoon added Jihoon to mission kyungzhen
Dohoon added Youngjae to mission kyungzhen
Dohoon:
Istg if anyone leaves i’ll burn you at the stake
except for one person 😝
Jihoon:
Dohoon, you do realise that we're literally sitting across from eachother?
Dohoon:
jihoon, you do realise that the subjects are at the table with us
Jihoon:
Oh fuck, I didn't even see them
Youngjae:
You're dumb 🫳🏼🫳🏼
Dohoon:
Junghwan, save me
Junghwan:
Dohoon, i fear you cannot be saved.
“Who are you trying to get together, now?” Kyungmin asked, looking completely clueless. Oh Kyungmin, stay this oblivious forever Dohoon thought as he typed a quick message.
Dohoon:
Is he actually this dumb
Jihoon:
Yeah
Youngjae:
Yeah
Junghwan:
Probably
Dohoon:
Not helping
“Tell ussss” hanjin insisted but neither would say anything, their mouths would open then close with no sound coming out. “I need to go” dohoon said, gesturing to youngjae to also get up.
“What's up Dohoon?” Youngjae said, once they were far away from the rest of the group. “You're the smartest, but you're with Jihoon, nevermind, anywayws, because our boyfriends are no help, we need to find a way to get Kyungmin and Hanjin together.”
“I'll help” Youngjae said with a grin on his face and that's the only time Dohoon genuinely thought something good of him.
“So first we need to learn their dynamic, schedule and everything” Dohoon said, looking focused. “Dohoon you do realise that Hanjin is in our class and that we literally know his schedule by heart”
“I knew i didn't like you”
“What should we do? My brain is fried, like a french fry fried” Dohoon said, hitting his head. “Don't we all know that?” Youngjae said, teasing Dohoon nonstop.
Jihoon:
You two, come to D5
Dohoon:
Why?
Jihoon:
I made a plan
Dohoon:
Oh God, we're in trouble
“Don't we have class right now?” Dohoon said, entering the classroom. “Yeah, but i don't give a fuck, it's end of the school year anyway” Jihoon said, cuddling up beside Youngjae. “So, what's the plan?”
“Listen, I'll call Kyungmin to hang out, and you Dohoon, will call Hanjin to hang out, but we won't arrive so they'll be forced to hang out” Jihoon said, looking proud that his brain is working for the first time. “Okay, sounds good, Youngjae, Junghwan you in?” Dohoon asked. “I mean, we don't have anything to do in this plan, so it's okay” Youngjae said and Junghwan just nodded.
Let the mission begin.
…
Dohoon:
Hanjin
Hanjin
Hanjin
Hanjin:
What?
What?
What?
Dohoon:
I'll be bored tomorrow, Junghwan will be with his family so i got no one else, should we go out?
Hanjin:
sounds great!
just send me the location and the time please
Dohoon:
Of course!
On the other side
Jihoon:
Kyungmin
Its been soooo long since we last saw eachother
Let's hang out tomorrow
just me and you
no annoying Dohoon or anyone
what do you think?
Kyungmin:
I missed you toooo!
of course
I'm so excited ><
“Jihoon!” Dohoon yelled “did he agree?” He said expectantly. “Yeah, Hanjin?” “Yeah! Omg i can’t believe it but your plan is actually going to work!” Dohoon said and started jumping around like a puppy.
….
Tomorrow arrived faster than expected, Dohoon and Jihoon not getting a blink of sleep. They were up chatting all night about how Kyungmin and Hanjin will finally experience “their love fantasy” like Jihoon said.
“Ohhh this is so exciting!!” Dohoon yelled and Jihoon had to shush him because he was so loud.
They met up with Junghwan and Youngjae and got into their positions to spy on the loverbirds. Minutes passed, nobody showed up, hours passed still no one, they were played by Hanjin and Kyungmin. “Ya! Han Jihoon! You're such a loser!” Dohoon yelled out, frustrated as fuck. “IT'S NOT MY FAULT!” Jihoon yelled back, starting to argue. “Okay, let's all calm down and try again” Youngjae said, defeated.
“A bunch of silly boys” Hanjin said as he pressed a soft kiss on Kyungmin's lips.
…
5 months ago
Hanjin was walking down the street humming a song while thinking about his favourite k-drama. A usual morning for him. He spotted Youngjae and Jihoon near the fountains and gave them a dirty look.
A few minutes later he spotted Junghwan and Dohoon near the alley and started spraying water on them. “Ya! Han Zhen!” Dohoon yelled but Hanjin was already gone.
A part of his daily satisfaction was annoying the happy couples as he liked to say. It was no question that he was pathetically in love with Kyungmin and Kyungmin was also in love with him but they were just too caught up in everyone else's lives to worry about their own. He knew every time Kyungmin looked down on his lips, he knew every time Kyungmin talked about him to others but it was fun so he dragged it on just a little bit longer.
So he decided today was the day he'll end Kyungmin's yearning (he felt proud saying that) and finally confess to Kyungmin.
Kyungmin's neighbourhood was quiet as usual and it didn't take Hanjin much to find Kyungmin roaming around.
“Kyungmin!” He yelled. “Omg Hanjin, what are you doing here?” Kyungmin said. “Let's sit somewhere, i want to talk.” Hanjin said a wide grin spread across his face. “What it is Han-” Kyungmin's words got cut off by the feeling of Hanjin's soft lips on his. “Oh?” Kyungmin said before deepening the kiss.
“What was that?” Kyungmin said, cheeks flushed and lips pink. “My confession,” hanjin said while giggling. “What?” Kyungmin said, looking like he's about to faint. “Yeah baby” hanjin said, pressing another kiss on Kyungmin's lips.
….
“WHAT?!” Dohoon yelled, catching the kiss. “YOU TWO?! ARE? TOGETHER?!” He continued, screaming his lungs out. “Such oblivious kids” he said, peppering kisses all over Kyungmin's face.
Dohoon:
Mission kyungzhen
fail
Jihoon:
What?
Youngjae:
What?
Junghwan:
What?
Dohoon:
They're already together …
Jihoon:
WHAT?!
Youngjae:
WHAT?!
Junghwan:
Knew it..
Dohoon:
YA YOU LITTLE SHIT