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Gaster sat at his computer waiting. The Nintendo direct was but minutes away and his DELTARUNE Chapter 5 release date trailer was struggling to upload. IMAGE_FRIEND laughed from somewhere in the nearby depths. Gaster had found the little fucker chewing on the ethernet cable to his computer earlier that morning. He nervously tapped on his egg-like skull, the progress bar was only at 66% and the time was running low. “☝︎⚐︎👎︎ ☞︎🕆︎👍︎😐︎✋︎☠︎☝︎ 👎︎✌︎💣︎☠︎✋︎❄︎ ✋︎❄︎💧︎ ☠︎⚐︎❄︎ ☝︎⚐︎☠︎☠︎✌︎ 🕆︎🏱︎☹︎⚐︎✌︎👎︎ ✋︎☠︎ ❄︎✋︎💣︎☜︎! ☟︎⚐︎🕈︎ 🕈︎✋︎☹︎☹︎ ❄︎☟︎☜︎ 🕈︎⚐︎☼︎☹︎👎︎ 💧︎☜︎☜︎ ❄︎☟︎☜︎ ☜︎🏱︎✋︎👍︎ 💧︎✌︎☠︎💧︎ 👌︎☹︎⚐︎⚐︎👎︎ ☹︎⚐︎☼︎☜︎ ☠︎⚐︎🕈︎?.” Gaster lamented.
ERAM flew in from behind the IMAGE_DEPTH green screen blanket hanging over the doorway to Gaster’s room. “Ey boss i’m throwing some pizza rolls in the oven you want any?” “✋︎🕯︎☹︎☹︎ ☟︎✌︎✞︎☜︎ ❄︎☟︎☜︎ ❄︎☼︎✋︎🏱︎☹︎☜︎ 💣︎☜︎✌︎❄︎ ⚐︎☠︎☜︎💧︎” “I thought you usually liked the combination ones.” “☜︎☼︎✌︎💣︎ ✋︎🕯︎💣︎ ☟︎✌︎✞︎✋︎☠︎☝︎ ✌︎ ✞︎☜︎☼︎✡︎ 💧︎❄︎☼︎☜︎💧︎💧︎☞︎🕆︎☹︎ 💣︎⚐︎💣︎☜︎☠︎❄︎ ☼︎✋︎☝︎☟︎❄︎ ☠︎⚐︎🕈︎ 👍︎✌︎☠︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ ☺︎🕆︎💧︎❄︎ 💣︎✌︎😐︎☜︎ 💣︎☜︎ 💧︎⚐︎💣︎☜︎ ❄︎☼︎✋︎🏱︎☹︎☜︎ 💣︎☜︎✌︎❄︎ ⚐︎☠︎☜︎💧︎ ⚐︎☼︎ ✋︎ 💧︎🕈︎☜︎✌︎☼︎ ❄︎⚐︎ ☝︎⚐︎👎︎ ✋︎💣︎ 💧︎☜︎☠︎👎︎✋︎☠︎☝︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ ❄︎⚐︎ ✌︎☠︎⚐︎❄︎☟︎☜︎☼︎ ☺︎✌︎☼︎🕆︎ ✞︎✋︎👎︎☜︎⚐︎.” “Okay jeez you dont have to yell ill make you the triple meat ones. Want any sauce with those?” “✋︎🕯︎☹︎☹︎ ☟︎✌︎✞︎☜︎ 💧︎⚐︎💣︎☜︎ ☼︎✌︎☠︎👍︎☟︎.“ERAM starts to fly back to the kitchen. “❄︎☟︎✌︎☠︎😐︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ ☜︎☼︎✌︎💣︎.” “No problem boss.”
Gaster turns back to his computer and sees the upload tick up to 67%. A cacophony of laughs echo throughout the apartment from IMAGE_FRIEND, who had been sitting on the bed behind Gaster. “⚐︎☟︎ 💧︎☟︎🕆︎❄︎ 🕆︎🏱︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ 👌︎☼︎✌︎✋︎☠︎☼︎⚐︎❄︎❄︎☜︎👎︎ ✌︎💣︎✌︎☹︎☝︎✌︎💣︎ ☼︎✋︎🏱︎📫︎⚐︎☞︎☞︎ ❄︎☟︎☜︎⚐︎☼︎✡︎!” Gaster yells, swinging the TwistedSword at it. IMAGE_FRIEND sinks back into the depths as Gaster slumps back into his Dark Darker Yet Darker Secretlab Gaming Chair. “⚐︎☟︎ 🕈︎☟︎✌︎❄︎ ✌︎💣︎ ✋︎ ☝︎⚐︎☠︎☠︎✌︎ 👎︎⚐︎?” “Pizza rolls are ready!”