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1. you can’t fight a marine with toddlers strapped to your chest, roronoa by Juniper_Drift

   Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   03 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Roronoa Zoro/Sanji
   • Roronoa Zoro & Child Reader
   • Vinsmoke Sanji & Child Reader
   • Straw Hat Pirates & Child Reader
   • Sibling Relationship - Relationship
   • Roronoa Zoro
   • Sanji (One Piece)
   • Monkey D. Luffy
   • Usopp (One Piece)
   • Tony Tony Chopper
   • Nami (One Piece)
   • Child Reader - Character
   • Original Child Characters - Character
   • Found Family
   • Dad Roronoa Zoro
   • Dad Vinsmoke Sanji
   • Protective Roronoa Zoro
   • Soft Roronoa Zoro
   • Caring Vinsmoke Sanji
   • Zoro and Sanji are terrible at feelings
   • But great at parenting
   • accidental adoption
   • Pirates Adopting Children
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Happy Ending
   • Child Abuse Recovery
   • Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
   • Nightmares
   • Comfort
   • Family Bonding
   • Big Brother Luffy Mentality
   • Nami has mom friend energy
   • Uncle Usopp
   • Chopper is Everyone’s Doctor
   • Domestic Fluff
   • Bedtime Stories
   • Toddlers
   • Chaos
   • Slow Burn
   • Secret Relationship
   • Idiots in Love
   • Zoro aquires Children
   • Sanji aquires Children Against His Will
   • Actually he wanted them
   • Zoro says they’re his kids and nobody questions him
   • Sanji will throw hands for his kids
   • No beta we die like Zoro’s directional sense
   • You can’t fight marines with toddlers strapped to you roronoa
   • Swearing
   • Girls with Guns
   • Shooting Guns
   • It’s sad at the start but it gets better by like chapter eight or something like that

   Summary

   Zoro rescued three children because leaving them behind wasn't an option. Sanji now has three extra mouths to feed, two toddlers calling him Papa, and an eight-year-old who somehow knows he and Zoro are dating before anyone else does.

   There are nightmares. There is healing. There are wooden blocks made by Luffy and Usopp. There is absolutely no fighting Marines with toddlers strapped to your chest.

   Zoro disagrees with that last statement.

   Series

   • Part 2 of Jinx’s One Piece Fics

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   2,804

   Chapters:

   8/?

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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