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1. Theoretically Bisexual by Anonymous

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   10 Jul 2026

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   • Sirius Black/Remus Lupin
   • Moony’s Midlife Crisis Fest 2026
   • midlife sexual identity crisis
   • Pride Spirit
   • Remus explores his bisexuality
   • magical au
   • Oblivious Remus Lupin

   Summary

   Homeschooled werewolf Remus Lupin has been going about life a little aimlessly; changing jobs frequently, not really exploring relationships. He’s never had the boarding school exploits, and hasn’t dated much as an adult either. Two witches talking about Pride remind him that if he wants to experiment, he better get on it.

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   For the prompt:

   As part of a midlife sexuality crisis, Remus Lupin gets a phallic object stuck on his rectum and has to go to the emergency room, where he gets seen by sexy doctor Sirius Black. (332)

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