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1. Testosterone as a contraceptive and other Dave disasters by corporealGlitch for kittiecubz

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   12 Jun 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
   • Dave Strider
   • Karkat Vantas
   • Trans Dave Strider
   • Breeding Kink
   • Praise Kink
   • lots of genetic material whoops
   • Established Relationship
   • Idiots in Love
   • Multiple Orgasms
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • Tentabulges (Homestuck)

   Summary

   "It'd be so sad, man. So fucking sad. All the Daves and Karkats of the world weeping in misery by the tragic destiny of the Dave and Karkat that didn't get to fuck because they were too diligent about the logistics of inter species horizontal tango. Boo fucking hoo. Every time a davekat™ don't get to do the special embrace, a star dies I'm pretty sure. Did you know by the time we see those lil’ dudes in the sky, most have already died? and don't get me started on 'we are made of stardust' cause I couldn't give a rat's ass and either way we were made with ectobiologics so not even the fact I have a bellybutton makes sense. Anyways, yeah the short ver is that we should skip the bucket. It is me. I'll be your pail tonight."

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