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Gojo Satoru’s guide to being a successful wingman !!

Summary:

5 +1
5 times Gojo failed as a wingman

And

One time it actually worked …

Chapter 1: A start of something new!!

Chapter Text

January ,3, 2018

The first thing you noticed about Tokyo Jujutsu High was how quiet it was, I mean it made sense you know, cause there were very few students. But it felt weird to not have the usual chatter in the hallways or the muffled voice of a teacher yelling at the students in a distant classroom.

 

You nervously adjusted your uniform skirt and button up shirt. Looking in your phone camera to make sure your hair looked presentable while you followed your new teacher, Satoru Gojo, up the stone steps into a relatively small classroom.

 

He was abnormally tall with snow white hair pushed up by his blindfold, you couldn’t help but wonder what his face looked like under it.


Was he handsome? Did he have nice eyes? What did his hair look like when it was down?” These questions flooded your mind as you averted your gaze from gojo to the floor, not daring to look up.

 

“Relax, it’s not like the first-years are going to kill you. “  The white haired man said , casually shoving his hands in his pockets as you both continued to walk down the stone path.

 

“Wow, very comforting, thank you..” You grumble sarcastically as you fumble with the strap of your cute new school bag that carried your cursed tools such as your knife embedded with cursed energy, you had made sure the knife looked adorable too, you tied a pink ribbon around the base of it before-hand.

 

“That’s the spirit!!” He replied cheerfully. Not letting you answer before he swinged open the clanky sliding door of the classroom

 

You anxiously took a step into the classroom , your eyes still sticking solely to the floor before finally looking up when someone said something.

 

“Oh that's the new person!”

 

You slowly raise your head, your gaze meets with the cute pink haired boy who said it in the first place. He was around 5,8 and pretty bulky, he looked like he had a lot of muscles and he was wearing a uniform with a red hood on it. Though at the same time he looked and acted like he wouldn’t hurt a fly.

 

You switch your perspective to the two other students, one handsome boy with raven colored hair and dark blue ocean like orbs. He had almost a stoic aura to him, the ladder was a short, pretty girl with an auburn colored bob looking at you with an interested expression.

 

You gulp looking away before dragging your eyes back to the three students.

 

“U-uhm hi! Im Y/N, and I'm from Tokyo. Nice to meet you all! I hope we can become good friends!” You say stumbling over your words.

 

“Nice to meet you, I'm Yuji Itadori, from Sendai!” the pink haired boy chirped

 

“The names Nobara Kugisaki! Cute bag, by the way!” The girl compliments

 

“Aww thank you, I just got it!” You reply, a soft smile on your face, this girl seemed nice!

 

You turn your head to the beautiful blue eyed boy on the left

 

“I’m Megumi Fushiguro.”

 

“That’s it Megumi?!! Just your name?” Yuji whines, clinging onto Megumi

 

“Is there a problem with that” Megumi scowls, lightly punching Yuji’s shoulder

 

“I mean, that’s the most talking he’s done this morning.” Nobara adds

 

“Oh, are you not a morning person? That’s totally fine, I understand!” You say to the handsome blue eyed boy.

 

“He’s always grumpy, even after the morning, just ignore it!” Nobara hums

 

“I am not..” Megumi grumbles under his breath

 

You giggle and nod

 

“I'm sure we can all become good friends!” You say , giving the three a warm smile

 

 

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The rest of the day , you and your classmates learned about cursed energy and all that stuff, you slowly adapted to the environment throughout the day, and little by little it started to feel more comfortable. Like a whispered song softly lulling you to sleep. Slowly but thoroughly.

 

You squealed when you saw your new dorm, it was right in between Megumi’s and Nobara’s, and you were glad you could be next to your two classmates.

 

“Oh wow!! This looks so nice!”

 

“I know right! When I first got my dorm I was super pumped!” Itadori exclaimed happily

 

“Yeah I guess they are pretty nice..” Megumi mumbled.

 

“Where’s Nobara..?”

 

“Oh she’s on her phone in her room!”

“Oh cool!!” You say smiling

 

“Woah! Megumi, your dorm is so organized!”

 

He sighs

 

“Yeah I guess”

 

“Wowza! When I went into Megumi’s room for the first time he slammed the door on my head!!”

 

“That was because you tried to walk insidei…” Megumi grumbles.

 

“Dont worry, I'm also pretty organized myself, haha! I like keeping things nice and clean too!” You say and for a moment you can see Megumi's gaze soften.

 

“Oh yeah! Y/N, do you wanna watch human earthworm with me and Megumi?”

“When did I agree to that…” Megumi muttered under his breath.

 

“Sorry! I’d love to but I’m gonna go decorate my room and put away my things—wait what the heck is human earthworm!?”

“It’s only the best movie to ever exist!!”

 

“I don't want to watch anything even remotely close to the concept of a human earthworm!”

 

“THAT'S WHAT I SAID!!” Nobara shouts from her room, you giggle.

“Whatever! Suit yourself! Me and Megumi are just gonna have more fun by ourselves!! Yuji exclaims, walking into Megumi’s dorm and closing the door behind them. Soon you heard muffled sounds of the TV playing.

 

You smiled, walking into your room and immediately getting to work!!

You grab a trash bag full of decorations for your room and open it , grabbing two posters, one of hello kitty, and another of your favorite anime! You happily hanged them up, smiling as you admired your handy work

 

 

You hear a knock on your door and open it to see the three first years!

 

“Hey Gojo-sensei assigned us a mission, we should get going,”  Megumi said. You smiled at him, suddenly realizing how handsome he looked in this moment and you started to blush.

 

Nobara looked at you knowingly

 

Dammit…

 

“Oh uhm yeah! I'm coming! Thanks for telling me , Megumi”

 I hope this is a good hint….!!!?????!!! Urgh…maybe he will see I think he’s cute from this..???

 

Yeah he definitely didn’t notice….

 

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 It's been a few weeks since you’ve been at jujutsu high and honestly it was going pretty well

 

Missions are scary as hell and you have to worry about getting killed by a terrifying cursed spirit that embodies your biggest phobia. But overall you get a nice dorm and so far you haven’t gotten killed by a curse, so that’s a positive!!

 

Things were really looking up for you. Your classmates became not just acquaintances but genuine friends, and Gojo-sensei was kind of like a father figure to all four of you guys in a weird sort of way.

 

You could tell he was definitely closer to Megumi but never questioned it until Yuji mentioned how Gojo–sensei basically raised Megumi, you felt totally naive about the fact that you never knew that. I mean why would Megumi keep that from you guys??

 

YOU ALSO DIDN'T KNOW GOJO-SENSEI WAS MARRIED TO GETO SENSEI!?

 

You had met Geto-Sensei around a week ago , you hadn't seen him before then because he was on a mission, but he normally teaches the second-years. Apparently he and Gojo-Sensei had been childhood best friends and fell in love when they were teenagers. They also went to Jujutsu high and Geto-Sensei is his highschool sweetheart. It was actually really adorable, now it made sense to you how clingy Gojo-Sensei was……

 

Things with Megumi were going—okay… You liked him a lot , he was so cute!! But you dont know if he likes you back in that way… I mean you can only dream…

 

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That night, the four of you were sent to investigate reports of a curse lurking around an abandoned middle school on the outskirts of Tokyo. According to Gojo, it was “probably weak,” which honestly sounded like the worst possible reassurance considering the last “probably weak” curse had nearly ripped Yuji’s arm off.

The cold evening air brushed against your face as you walked beside Nobara, your hands shoved nervously into the pockets of your uniform jacket.

“This place looks horrifying,” you mutter, staring up at the darkened school building wrapped in police tape.

“It smells horrifying too,” Nobara complained.

“It smells like mold,” Yuji added cheerfully.

Megumi walked a few steps ahead of everyone, hands tucked into his pockets as always, expression unreadable.

“Deal with it and stop complaining” Megumi says, as cool and stoic as ever even if he had an annoyed expression painted on his face. You couldn’t help but admire him. A few seconds turned into a few minutes of staring at him…

Nobara glanced at you with the most evil little smirk imaginable,and you blush realizing that you were basically ogling him.

Megumi finally looked over his shoulder at you, dark blue eyes scanning your face for a moment before flashing a small smirk, but to be honest it was so unnoticeable you were questioning if you were just being delusional

“Stay close once we get inside.”

“Okay…” you squeak, you weren’t scared of curses or dying, but you sure as hell were disgusted by the horrid stench filling your nostrils.

The inside of the school was dark and dusty, old papers scattered across the floor and desks neatly arranged in multiple lines.

“Why do curses always live in places that look like horror movie sets?” Yuji  muttered.

The deeper you walked into the building, the heavier the cursed energy became. Your stomach twisted uneasily.

Then—

CRASH.

A classroom door slammed open violently.

You took a stance ready to fit, pulling out your knife that peaked out of your bag by the light pink ribbon.

The curse had a big mouth and eyes everywhere on its body, every single one tracking your movements. Its limbs were bent in a grotesque way, it was so pitifully ugly you almost laughed.

Yuji immediately rushes towards the curse punching it in the face , slamming his face straight against its jaw

The curse babbled something weird that you could barely understand and tried to grab yuji from behind, you swiftly cut its hand off with your knife before it had the chance to do so. Yet you felt a strange pain in your leg after it.

Megumi stepped in front of you in almost a protective sort of way that made you swoon even though you knew you were perfectly capable of taking care of yourself.

“Divine dogs”

The two fluffy black and white dogs devoured the cursed corpse in seconds, you smile at this

“Awwhh how cute! Who’s a good boy!” You exclaim with glee, it sounded like you were having the best time of your life as you reached down to pet the dogs despite just being in a life or death situation.

Yuji and nobara join in with you

“Megumi!! You should let out your dogs more often!!” Yuji says as the white dog nuzzled against his hand

“For real! I'm sure they’d love to play with us!” Nobara adds

“They are shikigami, not pets..” He said giving the three of you a frightening glare

Suddenly you were acutely aware of how utterly breathtaking he looked in that moment.

The way his obsidian hair looked slightly messy from the fight

The way the sleeves of his uniform were rolled up

The way his deep blue eyes got caught in the light shining from the open window in the otherwise dark classroom.

“Are any of you guys hurt?” Yuji asks with concern as he slowly gets up, first putting his hands on his knees to support himself.

“Not a scratch!” Nobara chirped

“I'm fine,” Megumi replied cooly.

But you took a moment to say anything because you suddenly started to notice the sharp pain in your leg that had been muffled out by the background and scary ass curse.

You slowly looked down at your leg to see a deep, dark red gash that had blood pouring out of it. It started to hurt a lot more once you actually noticed it was there. To be honest, you didn’t even know how you never realized the curse hurt you until now.

“U-uhm I think I'm hurt..” You say as you raise your shaky hand in the air.

Megumi immediately walks towards you and kneels down , inspecting the injury

You were now very aware of how close he was to you, you could almost feel his hot breath on your skin and it made you want to explode from the way he gently placed his hand on your leg and adjusted your uniform.

“This is pretty bad, we should get you to Shoko.” He said as he got up.

You blush, mourning the sweet loss of contact you had before with him.

“Can you walk..?”

You decide to test this theory, trying to get up on your knees but failing miserably.

“U-uhmmm…no…” This was SO embarrassing…

“Here I can help carry you” Megumi said, “God, how could someone as handsome as him also be so kind and considerate!?” is the one thought that stuck in your mind.

He gently picked you up as if you weighed nothing and your entire face turned red. You tried to cover your blush by cupping your face in your hands but you failed terribly..

Something about being so close to Megumi’s chest that you can almost hear his heartbeat is comforting. I mean let alone the fact that a drop dead gorgeous boy is currently carrying you bridal style, it was kind of familiar in a way, even though you had never even been this close to Megumi’s body since the entire time you’ve been at jujutsu high.

You resisted the urge to kiss him as he briefly looked down at you to check if you were still okay.

Sadly, the soft domestic moment between the two of you ended all too quickly since the walk from that creepy, curse infected middle school was only around five minutes long.

But, oh those five minutes felt like heaven, even if you were trying your best to stay awake and not fall asleep on him, even though you wanted to sleep next to him so badly. It still felt like you were on top of the world when Megumi held you in his strong arms, his grip firm yet gentle at the same time.

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The door to your dorm quietly creaked open as Megumi laid you down on  your bed, sadly you couldn’t help but fall asleep on him halfway through the walk back, but he didn’t mind. He put a fluffy blanket over you before leaving your dorm and going back to his own, little did he know nobara was watching. She had a devious smirk on her face as she texted Yuji and Gojo-sensei

 

Nobara:

“Emergency!! Meet at Gojo-Sensei’s office now!!” Itadori and Nobara found Gojo in his office in nearly a minute tops.

“Gojo-sensei!!! Megumi and Y/N definitely like eachother!!” Nobara exclaimed

“Oh so it's like that!?” Gojo said, a grim mischievous expression covering his handsome face

“It's like that!” Yuji and Nobara both said in synch

“The problem is both of them are way too stubborn to say anything! But you can tell by the way they look at each other that they like one another! We need to make them realize it so the ship can sail!!!” Yuji whines

“A request from a fellow student, Leave it to me!!” He says, giggling like a maniac.

Nobara and Yuji jump up and down from excitement.

“Thank You!!! So what is the plan??”

“Isn’t it obvious? We’re going to set them up!”

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