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1. You're So, So Pretty, Boy, I'm Paranoid I Made You Up by EveBabitz

   Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025), Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   10 Jun 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Jay McCarrol (Nirvanna the Band the Show)/Reader
   • Jay McCarrol (Nirvanna the Band the Show)
   • Original Female Character(s)
   • Teacher-Student Relationship
   • Vaginal Fingering
   • Desk Sex
   • Blow Jobs
   • rpf in spirit
   • Office Sex
   • half clothed sex
   • Thought way too much about his hands and grays

   Summary

   You stand behind him on his captain's chair. You’ve never felt more prepared in your life. Before you know it, you’re rubbing Professor Bird’s angular, tense shoulders. He’s sighing softly. You let yourself get bold and gently stroke his neck, for good measure, letting your fingers get to know the placement of his freckles. He leans into you, letting you sink into him. "Thank you so much," he whimpers, and before you know it, you're drenched.

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   You're a TA for a music professor that you've crushed on from afar for years. It might be your time to make a move.

   Series

   • Part 3 of Yes, Professor!

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   3,111

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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