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Lohen: Dude there’s no ghost writing or spirit box, what the hell is this thing
Hu Tao: EMF READING 5 ITS AN EMF READING 5
ajaw: ITS A MFKING JINN GUYS FKINN RUNNN (he gets trapped in the wristband for starting the hunt by being too loud 🥀)
the ghost spawnes in the same room as kinich and furina, but its okay because they run away nonchalantly. Three of them are currently upstairs
furina: TAKE PICTURES BRO TAKE PICTURES
meanwhile back downstairs
Flins: KINICH, FURINA WHERE THE FK ARE YOU
Lohen: HU TAO GEN DOWNSTAIRS 😭
Hu Tao runs upstairs to find Kinich and Furina, who are still getting chased by the ghost. She turns to go upstairs when Kinich and Furina right then passed by her, accidentally leading the ghost to Hu Tao, ultimately killing her
Hu Tao: AAAAAAA
Kinich: HOLY SHT
Furina: HU TAO 😭
Flins: FK HU TAO HER ASS IS DEAD 😭 OPEN THE FKING DOOR??
Lohen: It’s a hunt so doors are closed
Kinich: WE GOTTA GO RIGHT NOWGER US OUTTA HERE
ajaw: The almighty kuhul ajaw dragon lord thing fan help uou
everyone else: shut up ajaw, silence from you!
Flins: THE DOOR WONT OPEN 😭
Lohen: BECAUSE ITS A HUNT
Furina: HOW DID THE GHOST NOT KILL US YET
Kinich: EVERYONE here is USELESS AT GHOST HUNTING
Hu Tao is off to the side playing rock, papers shoot with her ghost buddy
meanwhile the ghost flings an object right at Kinich’s face
ajaw: HAHA GE (he dies by the ghost)
Furina: RUN
everyone else alive rund away from the main door, yk the door thats basically rhe entrance of the buildings
Flins: WHERES RHE CLOSETS
Lohen: ITS RIGHT BEHIND ME
Kinich: I THOUGHT FLINS CAN TALK TO GHOSTS
Flins: only in nod-krai
Furina: oh okay so you’re racist now
Flins: no I am not racist its canon I can see ghosts and tombstones in nodkrai but Idk if I can in other regions BECAUSE THERE ARE NO FRAVEYARDS IN ITHER REGIONS
Lohen: theres a fraveyard in that one new srea of modnsadt
Kinich: NOT the point
Furina: where even are we
Dlins: wait i rhink the hunt ended (they all stop running) finally a breather
Hu Tao turns into the new ghost and kills them all. The ghost was a Banshee, and none of them got it right
The End