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servers
connect to server
smokebveed:@jcizzkok.com
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Click
Fin.
Connecting to server
Connected.
Welcome to the server!
***Splort***
J: Yo vin look at this kok i built entirely out of cocks. *squawk*. [Chicken]
V: wtf bro release that bird, he did nothing wrong. [Splot]
J: NO he totally..robbed me, I opened my chest and all the DIRT. was gone.
V: dude i threw that shit out a week ago.
J: WHAT?! I NEEDED THAT DIRT FOR THE SHIT.MOUNTAIN
V: sorry bro you're gonna have to go with the piss mountain now. Maybe try fountain.
J: I'M.NOT.MAKING A GOLDEN SHOWER
J: VA FAN
V: stop.speaking french
J: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME, I'LL HSVE YOU LNOW I TRAINED IN THE TIGKONG NAVY SEAL.ARMY.WHERE WE EGOLVD THEM WITH SCIENCE
V: what
V: whatever. gonna go crank a hog now. bye