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007n7 was a name a lot of people would recognize. He was a “bad person” back in college and everyone knew who he was. Him and his friend Noli would always exploit at builder brothers pizza just for fun. They always did it even if they had other things to do they never stopped exploiting the pizza place. “Bro the look on Eliot’s face was hilarious!!” 007n7 kicked off his shoes and started to laugh. Noli was heading to his room to change. “Dude, that was awesome!!!" 007n7 layed on the couch.
He was fixing something on his c00lgui. His little spider noob on his burger hat was now on his shoulder watching him. “Hey there little dude!!” The spider noob smiled at him. “You hungry??” 007n7 went to the fridge to get himself a drink and the little noob a piece of lettuce to eat. “Here you go.” Noli came out of his room and went to the fridge
“HEY WHERE DID MY COLA GO!!”
007n7 hid the cola can under his legs “ dude I don’t know where your cola went.”
007n7 finished a few more things on his c00lgui before he went to bed. “Goodnight little dude.” Before we closed his eyes his spider noob jumped on his chest to remind him to take off his binder. “Do I have to take it off?” The spider noob looked at him with a frown signaling that he should take it off.
“Fine but I’m only doing this because you told me too.” He started to take off his shirt and he took off his binder. No one knew that he was actually a girl. He hated that part of him, he didn’t want to be a girl. He put back on his shirt and went to sleep.
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007n7 woke up, he looked at himself disgusted at the person he was seeing in the mirror. “Today's the day..” he knew what today was. It was the day Noli and him were going to steal the void star. They heard it was a powerful item that could grant a great power to whoever wields it. “You ready 007n7!” Noli was outside his door. “Just getting dressed I’ll be done in a minute!!”
He put on his shirt and a pair of pants. “Okay let’s go get the void star.” They teleported near the void star and they started their journey to retrieve it. “Are we almost there?” Noli was already complaining.
“We just have to go up these stairs.” Noli was exhausted from walking
There it was sitting on a podium just floating like it was waiting for them. “So what do we do now?” Noli looked at 007n7 who was just on his c00lgui.
“One of us has to get it..”
“I’ll get it.” Noli stepped closer to the void start and picked it up. “ I thought this was supposed to be..” *BOOM*
“NOLI!!” 007n7 covers his eyes while the little noob holds on to the burger hat like his life depended on it.
007n7 ran towards the rubble of bricks and fallen pillars. “NOLI!!” 007n7 was moving the bricks the best he could and found a piece of Noli’s hoodie he was wearing.
“No… NO!” 007n7 started to cry. “Wow and I thought you hated me.” Noli was… floating?? “DUDE DONT SCARE ME LIKE THAT!!”
Noli chuckled while 007n7 was getting them ready to teleport back to their dorm.
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007n7 and Noli have been fighting a lot ever since Noli got the void star. “Noli, can you please stop floating around the dorm? Someone will see you!” 007n7 was tired and angry because of Noli
“Oh yeah well you stop going out and drinking at 3:00 am!”
007n7 has been getting invited to more parties and has been going to them. Noli hated it when he did that.
“If you hate that then just go to your fucking room!”
Noli went to his room and slammed the door. 007n7 just sighed he hated fighting with Noli but ever since he got that void star he has been more cocky.
Then 007n7 heard something at the front door. It sounded like a baby crying.
It kept getting louder and louder. “I swear if this is one of Noli’s tricks.”
Then he saw what was making the noise
A baby
He was wondering. Why would someone leave a baby on his door step?
“Hey there.. baby??”
007n7 didn’t know what to do with a baby. He didn’t even know what to feed the baby!
It was 1:00 pm and 007n7 still had the baby with him but it was crying so loud that he wanted to rip out his own ears.
Noli got out of his room and saw 007n7 holding the baby. “Where did you get the baby?” 007n7 was too tired and wanted to sleep.
“Dude it was just outside.” Noli looked at the baby and then back at 007n7
“Why is it red??”
“I don’t know??” 007n7 and Noli just stood there for a while until Noli said “So what are you going to do with it??” 007n7 didn’t really know.
“You know we can’t afford for a baby plus we have our hacking to do.” Noli was heading towards 007n7 who was holding the now sleeping baby.
007n7 stepped back when Noli tried to grab the baby. “No.” 007n7 was holding the baby. He didn't know why he said no but he can’t back out now. “No? You know we can’t take care of a baby!”
“ Look, I’ll take care of it until I find someone to look after him, okay.” Noli had to trust 007n7. “Okay.”
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Noli was trying to sleep when he heard c00lkidd crying. “I swear.”
007n7 had told him he wouldn’t name that thing but he did.
“Can that thing be quiet!” 007n7 was pacing his room with c00lkidd trying to get him to sleep
“He’s just tired, Noli he can’t stop crying until he falls asleep!”
“Dude I also need sleep” Noli was getting pissed now since their sleep was interrupted “So when are you going to get rid of it?!”
007n7 stopped pacing. “What did you say..”
“When are you going to get rid of it you promised to get rid of it!!”
“Noli I can’t get rid of him..”
Noli looked at 007n7. He was tired of him and that kid. “If you won’t get rid of it then I will!!” He grabbed c00lkidd and took 007n7 c00lgui
“NOLI!!” 007n7 ran after them. He saw Noli make a fire. “Noli give me c00lkidd we can talk about this!!”
“NO I AM DONE WITH YOUR SHIT 007N7 YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO GET RID OF IT SO IF YOU CANT THEN I WILL!!”
C00lkidd was crying harder this time. “SHUT IT” Noli dropped c00lki.
007n7 ran and grabbed him in time but his arm got burnt in the process.“NOLI WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!!” Noli just looked at 007n7.
“It’s me or the baby 007n7..” 007n7 looked at Noli. “What..”
“ITS ME OR THAT FUCKING BABY 007N7!?!” 007n7 had to choose
“I’m sorry Noli…” Noli looked at 007n7 tears welding up in his eyes. “ Fine, I don’t need you anyway..” and then Noli disappeared.
007n7 looked at c00lkidd and then at the fire. Maybe Noli was right; he should just get rid of him. “ I’m sorry c00lkidd…” he looked at c00lkidd.
He was about to drop him in the fire when he heard c00lkidd giggle at him for the first time.
007n7 looked at c00lkidd then started crying. He couldn’t just kill him because of Noli
007n7 went back to their dorm and called someone
“Hey 007e7 can I stay at your place until I get my own house?”