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and so we were doomed before it even started

Summary:

Shizuku hasn’t realized yet that adding 20 High-schoolers into one group chat might not be the best idea.

Notes:

Never in my life would I have thought I’d be making a chatfic, but here we are.

Hello! I’m Nia! So…I find chatfics kinda ehhh not my cup of tea, but lately I’ve been reading them and? They’re kinda funny sometimes so I thought I’d try my hand at it 😭 I’ve never made something in this format so if it seems wonky, forgive me

 

I’m biting the bullet and posting this even though I almost didn’t. I tried my hardest to make everyone be (somewhat) in character, but that may diminish as the chapters go on

 

I think this will be just something fun to work on over summer break :)))

 

I hope you all enjoy!

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: shizuku, what were you thinking?!

Chapter Text

Shizuku has added 19 other people to the group

 

Shiho: ????

 

 

 

 

Airi: Shizuku????

 

 

 

 

Ichika: What’s this?

 

 

 

 

Shizuku: Hello everyone! You must be wondering what this is! I saw online that group chats were a wonderful way to get closer to others, so I thought this would be fun!

 

 

 

Shiho: I think you single-handedly just doomed us all.

 

 

 

 

Rui: Hmmm. I’m hurt. I’m sure this will be quite fun.

 

 

 

 

Shizuku: Why do you say that, shii-chan? :(

 

 

 

 

Minori: Don’t worry about it Shizuku! This is a great idea! Shiho just tends to be a bit cranky at times

 

 

 

 

Shiho: …How do I leave this

 

 

 

 

Akito: like why am I here

 

 

 

 

Kohane: see?? I told you that they made a gc!!!

 

 

 

 

Akito: I don’t really like gcs

 

 

 

 

An: ofc you don’t my GOD just lighten up yeah

 

 

 

 

Ena: Shizuku I have no hope that this will work out if I’m being 100% honest

 

 

 

 

Shizuku: Why say that?

 

 

 

 

Ena: Well half of us barely know each other and with someone like Akito in here it’s guaranteed that this will suck

 

 

 

 

Akito: im gonna ignore that

 

 

 

 

Mizuki: Ena~ lighten up! I’m here! It’s a cute idea! Let Shizuku have her fun :/

 

 

 

 

Ena: Sigh.

 

 

 

 

Mizuki: I’m also gonna ignore that

 

 

 

 

Mafuyu: Ah

 

Mafuyu: This is interesting

 

Mafuyu: Good morning, everyone

 

 

 

 

Mizuki: Good morning Mafuyu! It’s late, no?

 

 

 

 

Honami: Huh…so this is what was blowing up my phone

 

 

 

 

Shizuku: I’m so sorry! That wasn’t my intention… D: how do I silence a chat?

 

 

 

 

Shiho: I’m coming in to show you

 

 

 

 

Shizuku: 😊😊😊

 

 

 

 

Toya: A group chat? What a wonderful idea. Hello, everyone.

 

 

 

 

Emu: Toyaaaa!!! Good morning everyone!!!! So many new faces to get to know!!!! 😁

 

 

 

 

Akito: Can I leave and block everyone

 

 

 

 

Toya: No, Akito.

 

 

 

 

Tsukasa: GOOD MORNING. ☀️ THE SUN IS SHINING TODAY. 🌟 This is a perfect opportunity for us to get to know each other, speaking since it is such a lovely day!

 

 

 

 

Akito: Fuck me how do I leave lord please

 

 

 

 

Shizuku: Please don’t leave!!!

 

 

 

 

Ichika: …I’m worried where this is going to go

 

 

 

 

Saki: Hi everyone!!! I think that a group chat is gonna be super fun ^_^ Akito, just let it play out, it’s been what, 10 minutes?

 

 

 

 

Kanade: …I don’t like my number being given out so casually

 

 

 

 

Ena: Whoops~

 

 

 

 

Kanade: Ena…you’re impossible sometimes

 

 

 

 

Mafuyu: I also don’t appreciate my number being given out so casually.

 

 

 

 

Ena: Guilty again

 

 

 

 

Mizuki: Ena, if it makes you feel better you can give my number out casually

 

 

 

 

Ena: doesn’t really make me feel better

 

 

 

 

Mizuki: Hm

 

 

 

 

Nene: What’s this?….

 

 

 

 

Emu: NENE 😊 A group chat!!!! Isn’t that so exciting???

 

 

 

 

Nene: A gc?

 

Nene: Well I know some people here

 

Nene: huh..

 

Nene: Hello everyone

 

 

 

 

Haruka: Hello everybody. Shizuku, this is a cute idea :)

 

 

 

 

Toya: If it isn’t Haruka. Good morning.

 

 

 

 

Haruka: Ah, Toya! Long time no see!

 

 

 

 

Tsukasa: TOYA!!!!

 

 

 

 

Toya: You know you don’t have to text me since you’re next to me, right?

 

 

 

 

Tsukasa: I’m just trying to feel included!

 

 

 

 

Airi: Shizuku? Did you figure out how to mute a gc yet

 

 

 

 

Shizuku: Yes. shii-chan helped me a lot.

 

 

 

 

An: Shizuku, much love and everything but what’s your goal with this group chat?

 

 

 

 

Kanade: I’d like to know too

 

 

 

 

Kohane: Me three! Not that this is a bad thing or anything, but I’m quite curious

 

 

 

 

Rui: I think we’re all dying to know

 

 

 

 

Emu: Whatever the reason is, I’m sure it’s amazing >.<

 

 

 

 

Akito: Lwk im wondering too

 

 

 

 

Shizuku: Well, all I want is for us to all become friends and get along better.

 

Shizuku: I figured that with so many different personalities in one group chat, it’ll be a good way to balance everything out!

 

 

 

 

Honami: Many different personalities in one group chat usually leads to something more chaotic

 

 

 

 

Shizuku: Hm?

 

 

 

 

 

Honami: Poor Shizuku

 

 

 

 

 

Airi: Let her dream

 

 

 

 

 

Nene: whos gonna tell her

 

 

 

 

 

Shizuku: Tell me what?

 

 

 

 

 

Toya: What I believe they’re trying to say is…twenty people in a group chat…with conflicting personalities…there’s bound to be drama, fighting, you name it.

 

Toya: Don’t you think that this could do more harm than good?

 

Toya: I mean, a lot of us enjoy the concept.

 

Toya: But on the other hand, some of us aren’t very fond of others in here.

 

 

 

 

 

Akito: pfft you could put it that way

 

 

 

 

 

Toya: Ahem. What I’m trying to say is…this could end badly.

 

 

 

 

 

Shizuku: Well, then that just means we’ll all have to try our best to make it spectacular!

 

Shizuku: I’m sure we can do that! c:

 

 

 

 

Akito: Holy shit we’re doomed

 

 

 

 

Shiho: Didn’t I say that from the start?

 

 

 

 

Shizuku changed the group name: How do I turn off DND?

 

 

 

 

 

Shizuku: Whoops!

 

 

 

 

 

Minori: Oh Lord…