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1. A Series of Unfortunate Precedents by vintageseafoam

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
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   • Work in Progress

   20 Jul 2026

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   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Theodore Nott
   • Harry Potter
   • Ginny Weasley
   • Pansy Parkinson
   • Blaise Zabini
   • Luna Lovegood
   • Narcissa Black Malfoy
   • Comedy of Errors
   • Lawyer Hermione Granger
   • Lawyer Draco Malfoy
   • Pining Draco Malfoy
   • Courtroom Drama
   • Courtroom Comedy is more like it
   • It starts with Arsecheeks
   • Inappropriate Use of Malfoy Signet Ring (Harry Potter)
   • Draco Malfoy is a Little Shit
   • Hermione Granger is a Menace
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • lots of introspection
   • Slice of Life
   • I wrote this instead of studying for Law School
   • Poorly Executed Seduction Techniques
   • not sure if there's a plot so don't look for one
   • Draco Malfoy Has Daddy Issues
   • Word to the wise: don't make Unbreakable Vows when drunk
   • they are both down bad
   • i wrote half these chapters drunk
   • Accidental Marriage
   • Idiots in Love
   • Draco Malfoy is So Whipped
   • hermione granger is whipped cream
   • barely developed prefrontal cortices
   • legally blonde (draco malfoy)
   • Wife Guy Draco Malfoy
   • Marriage of Convenience
   • marriage of inconvenience is more like it

   Summary

   "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it."
   (Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray)

   Having successfully argued against half the British wizarding establishment, Hermione Granger fully expects the next chapter of her life to proceed in an orderly and predictable fashion.
   The universe, unfortunately, has already retained opposing counsel.

   What a series of unfortunate precedents.

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