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Twenty-year-old Brian Kowalski was a three-hundred-and-ten-pound, unwashed, porn-addicted stain on humanity. When he suddenly drops dead of a massive heart attack during a marathon masturbation session, God decides he’s too pathetic for Hell, but far too disgusting for Heaven. To scrub his soul clean of digital filth, God isekais Brian to a remedial afterlife: a G-rated, cartoonish fantasy world called Candytopia. It is a saccharine realm of pure friendship, candy gardens, and absolute innocence, designed to teach him wholesome values.
But God made a catastrophic miscalculation. While the world runs on the logic of a Saturday morning kid's cartoon, its female population is comprised of drop-dead gorgeous, insanely busty, thicc-ass babes. And for some odd reason, none of them seem familiar with the concept of sex.
Armed with Earth's depraved knowledge and a relentless cock, Brian begins to systematically manipulate, trick, and corrupt the hopelessly naive population. This is the raw and utterly uncensored journey of a complete degenerate who gets everything he ever wanted, slowly turning a pure paradise into his own personal, cum-soaked, bimbofied whorehouse.