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1. Can't Be Bought by CopperCatbird for Jungatheart

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   16 Jul 2026

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   • Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Harry Potter
   • Hermione Granger
   • Ron Weasley
   • Pansy Parkinson
   • Blaise Zabini
   • Bill Weasley
   • Chocolatier Draco Malfoy
   • Potions Master Draco Malfoy
   • Curse Breaker Harry Potter
   • Suspicious Harry Potter
   • Harry Potter is Obsessed with Draco Malfoy
   • Good Draco Malfoy
   • But also
   • Snarky Draco Malfoy
   • Weird Draco Malfoy
   • Good Friend Draco Malfoy
   • Minor Pansy Parkinson/Ron Weasley
   • Gratuitous descriptions of chocolates
   • a lot of finger licking goodness
   • Draco Malfoy is a Tease
   • and Harry is going to figure out why
   • Harry Potter in Denial
   • Unhinged Harry Potter
   • Sectumsempra Scars (Harry Potter)
   • Draco Malfoy Can't Stop Talking
   • (including during sex)
   • Harry Potter Thinks Draco Malfoy is Up to Something
   • Smut
   • Fingers in Mouth
   • Scar Kink
   • Oral Sex
   • Anal Fingering
   • Riding
   • Anal Sex
   • Begging
   • Top/Bottom Versatile Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
   • Also includes
   • a bear fight
   • a presentation on weasels
   • a really weird almost-a-sex-dream
   • cherries and cherry juice as Draco Malfoy's wingman
   • H/D Wireless 2026
   • Slow Burn
   • Humor
   • Switching

   Summary

   After six years in France, Draco Malfoy is back, and all of Harry's friends are getting along with him. However, Harry is onto his suspicious behaviour (which includes having long legs, incredible hair, and a stunning smile). His newest crime: making the most incredible chocolates Harry has ever tasted.

   Harry’s friends might say he's insane (Ron), obsessive (Hermione), or pathetic (Pansy), but Harry knows Draco’s up to something, and he’s going to figure out what.

   Harry has a plan. There’s only one problem: he has to befriend Draco Malfoy.

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   English

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