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"Look at me, Yuri," Sayori demanded. "I'm a gnome! I'm Gnome Sayori!"
Yuri looked up from her desk and sighed. "You're not a gnome, Sayori. You're just wearing a curled up piece of paper on your head."
"It's a gnome hat!" Sayori said. "I'm a gnome!"
"Really?" Yuri asked. "Then tell me something only a gnome would know."
"Umm..." Sayori thought for a moment. "I know that you're in love with Natsuki!"
"First of all," Yuri protested, "that has literally nothing to do with being a gnome--"
"So you don't deny it!" Sayori crowed. "Hohoho, another win for the gnomes!"