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    Fandoms: Rick and Morty  

    13 Jun 2026

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    Your Rick snorts. “You wish. He’s—h-h-he’s a fucking Morty, not a trophy wife.”

    But his cheeks are flushed. This time when Miami Rick smiles you could swear his teeth are just a little sharper than before. “Y por qué no los dos?”

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