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"Germany!!! Germany, I need you to take a listen to this!!! So peak and tuff!!" Italy practically shoved the earbuds inside of Germany's ears.
"Ow!! Whatever, Italy. I guess I'll listen to it for a bit, ja." Germany closed his eyes.
The sound that heard next was one of the most diabolical, terrible, horrific sounds he's ever heard. It's like a bunch of noisy environments mashed in together to create one uncohesive barrage of endless cacophony of misery. It is as if the artist got possessed by Satan himself and went to make this torturous combinations of sounds to drag others that listen to it down to hell.
"ITALY WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IM GOING TO KILL YOU" Germany yelled as he tried to take the headset off.
Italy took a step back. "AJHHHHAH WHAIT WAIT GERMANY NO NO IT AWESOME I SWEAR YOU GOTTA LISTEN A FEW MORE SECONDS!!!"
"SHUT UP!! IM GONNA CANNIBALIZE YOU LIKE IN 23.5!!!" Germany growled as he choked Italy.
Soon after Italy died because he was such a fucking weak chud to even fight back against his equally chud boyfriend, Germany, his said boyfriend, went on to get on the news for cannibalizing him.
The end.
Then Japan pissed on America's mouh and America enjoyed it and they both fucked.