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1. I’ve Penned A Thousand Deaths, My Dear by That_One_Ambiguous_Anon

   Fandoms: SMG4 (Web Series)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   13 Jun 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Mr. Puzzles/Mr. WPNZ (SMG4)
   • Mr. Puzzles (SMG4)
   • Mr. WPNZ (SMG4)
   • “Poetry about Death” au
   • fic for one of my Tumblr moots
   • Mr. Puzzles is Bad at Feelings (SMG4)
   • But Good at Murder
   • and those two very much so clash
   • WPNZ isn’t really scared of him
   • Why would he be?
   • Sappiness
   • Happy Ending
   • Poetry
   • Victorian era
   • I don’t know squat about the Victorian era
   • I’m just having fun with touys

   Summary

   Mr. WPNZ has long since known about his beloved’s “hobby” of writing poetry for his victims before ending them. He’s spent months waiting for the day when the letter bearing his demise would arrive, his days spent with bated breath.

   When it finally does, though, he’s confused as to what the words mean exactly.

   …Is Mr. Puzzles not going to kill him?

   —
   Victorian “Poetry About Death” au belongs to @sleepystols on Tumblr!

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   2,732

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